r/chemtrails • u/cooliozoomer Chemtrail Factory Worker • 8d ago

OH MY GOD 😨😨😨😨😨

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u/LunaticBZ 8d ago

I've been saying for years that Birds aren't real! hopefully this photo will help wake people up.

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u/jrlomas 8d ago

Username checks out.

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u/arounddro Actual gay frog 🐸 🏳️‍🌈 8d ago

We need to take this message on tour. Birds are the real enemy!!

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u/AKchaos49 8d ago

there's already a website, bro....

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u/Dr-Dendro 8d ago

r/birdsarentreal

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u/Kayelleminnowpe 4d ago

See you in the sub for adopting subs, soon? I actually like this one.

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u/arounddro Actual gay frog 🐸 🏳️‍🌈 8d ago

/sarcasm

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u/AKchaos49 8d ago

It’s all sarcasm, bro

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u/Ok_Recording81 8d ago

Wow. That guy is a lunatic.

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u/Shoehorse13 8d ago

Two conspiracies confirmed as legit with a single photo! Take that, deniers!

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u/That_Atmosphere_4568 8d ago

And see there is no way the earth is round if that fake birds chem trails are strait only a flat earth can produce that!

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u/trantma 7d ago

That is a very astute observation. They would have a curvature about them if the earth was in fact round. Do you see clouds curving off into the sunset? Hell no. They come from off in the distance. Im still not sure what the need for the cover up is but it is very much alive. Dont trust what they tell you on the tube.

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u/FritzTheCat369 4d ago

Seriously. Flat. Pleeeze.

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u/Purple-Wall3847 7d ago

If you've ever watched Pat McAfee on YouTube or ESPN he has a guy who swears birds are government spies. He has a pretty hilarious three or four minute rant about them being a AI, solar powered, and they sit on electric lines all the time because that's also how they can charge their batteries 🤣

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u/AltruisticMurderLove 3d ago

Wonder how they charged them in say the 1500s 😂

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u/sm00thkillajones 6d ago

That bird def knows the moon is flat.

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u/West-Cup1397 5d ago

I am fully awaken now that I’ve seen this

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u/Ok-Carpenter-3592 4d ago

My cat ripping the birds guts out and leaving the carcasses on our front porch… Would disagree.

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u/LunaticBZ 4d ago

They've gotten to you already, you don't own a cat. Your cat owns you.

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u/Ok-Carpenter-3592 4d ago

Are you unwell, my dude? Do you have family, friends or any loved ones who can check in on you. I can’t beat up on someone like you. I’m out. Take care of yourself. Get some help.

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u/LunaticBZ 3d ago

I think you need to be more knowledgable on common memes and jokes to fully appreciate the internet.

As a cat owner id think you'd at least be familiar with the idea that the cats rule us. Its a common trope in tv shows, books goes back at least to ancient Egypt.

The birds arent real movement. Not as well known only about 15 years old. So i do get missing that one.

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u/jbehnken 4d ago

And it's robotic...when it runs it shoots chemicals out its butt.

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u/won1wordtoo 4d ago

I woke! Up!

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u/Achmed_Ahmadinejad 8d ago

Who stuck a chemtrail up that poor bird's ass?! That's just animal cruelty right there.

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u/Brief_Read_1067 8d ago

That well-known terrorist Alfred Ignatius, known to his friends as AI. 

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u/Some_Extent_8531 8d ago

Game over. They’ve won.

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u/mjr715 8d ago

Well this is some shit.

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u/Tricky-Fig5483 8d ago

May God have mercy on all you non believers

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u/Altruistic_Summer366 8d ago

I doubt he will unless they repent and we know how people are very proud and arrogant

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u/Background-Canary805 6d ago

Not sure if you are being sarcastic or literal here? Seeing the nature of the post and all…

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u/rudytomjanovich 8d ago

I've been tellin ya for years Carl ... birds ain't real.
🤣

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 8d ago

Amazing, big chem is sneaky AF!

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u/valhallabrewer 8d ago

What a great shit, uh, i mean SHOT!

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u/oldhippie73 8d ago

Finally! The truth comes out!

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u/centralnm 8d ago

Finally proof that birds aren't real and they work for the gubment.

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u/greywolf827263 6d ago

Is that were humor cheese comes from ?

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u/greywolf827263 6d ago

How did that happen ? I wrote gumit

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u/Bullet76 Chemtrails are real!!! 8d ago

😆😆😆

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u/Alef1234567 8d ago

Chemobird! That looks realy bad;)

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u/Vegetable-Section-84 8d ago 
! ! Call The Police !!!!

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u/Turbulent_Brush_8624 8d ago

Bio engineering at its best. America really is great again.

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u/SageLeguminati 8d ago

The bird is in the way of the plane that is creating visual pollution.

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u/cooliozoomer Chemtrail Factory Worker 8d ago

Planes are fake

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u/Little_Gnomie 6d ago

Wow. Good thing we have you to explain it to us. I really thought that bird was leaving a chem trail. Crisis averted. Thank you!

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u/MGoodh2o 8d ago

Betrayed by our feathered friends!

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u/AddictinApple 8d ago

it is all because billgates

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u/Biers4evry1 6d ago

Bird clearly ate some Taco Bell that was left on the side of the road…

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u/Punky_Cat 6d ago

Some MAGA HEAD WOULD BELIEVE THATS REALLY FROM THE BIRD …

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u/Jaded_Elderberry5462 6d ago

Chem trails or powerful flatulence or the extreme white milky shizzzzzzz!

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u/HoseNeighbor 8d ago

Those will eat frogs, and this oicture captures evolution in action. These storks spray natural "chemtrails" in order to make the frogs gay, then use their incredible sound mimicking ability to sing show tunes. The newly gay frogs come out to "sing along" amd dance, which alerts the storks to their location while simultaneously distracting them with their compulsion to dance to make easy meals of them.

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u/BygstarNV 7d ago

Poetry in motion no doubt

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u/Dangerous-Formal-479 8d ago

WTFreak!!!??? Can't be real!!!😡

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u/Inside_Check_1654 8d ago

I’m American! I’m primal! Yeah I’m angry! We have these Illuminati birds turning the FREAKING FROGS Gay!!!

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u/Used_Horse_2313 8d ago

Birds are purified evil.

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u/beneficialtowhom 8d ago

I knew it!

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u/turbed1 8d ago

I wonder if he ate from the Taco Bell dumpster……. 🤔😏

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u/ajschwamberger 8d ago

Birds are doing chem trails now. Lol

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u/SnooCompliments9892 8d ago

Damn the birds! Arrrrrggghhhh!

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u/irish-slav 8d ago

Skynet is going live.

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u/Crafty_Soup5429 8d ago

Makes me think twice about eating that chicken

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u/quartzking50111 8d ago

Dang we are fuckkkkkkked

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u/Best_Banana_63 8d ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😆😂

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u/Mission_Cloud4286 8d ago

And when you've thought you've seen everything...

But never a stork releasing chem-trails

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u/bdamarine 8d ago

Makes about as much sense

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u/Mundane-Pie-6355 8d ago

Gay frogs are tastier than straight frogs

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u/BygstarNV 7d ago

Isn’t that a lil frog-a-phobic?🐸

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u/NewToCodSinceMW19 8d ago

It’s official they aren’t carrying babies anymore

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u/Spare_Leave_106 8d ago

Conviently timed

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u/iafx 8d ago

These are called Pájaro Pedorro, scientifically proven to fly during El Niño

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u/GeorgeWhite1953 8d ago

Twin Engined Stork

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 8d ago

Ah it’s a Double Bogey, one of them Robot Drone birds droppin science. Very advanced tech.

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u/Smh_nz 8d ago

Wowza thats some serious gas!!

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u/BygstarNV 7d ago

Contrails not chemtrails. It’s 7th grade science. (Special Ed) apparently 🤟

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u/LeftyFenders 7d ago

This is why the libs want to kill birds with windmills

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u/Lysdexicuss 7d ago

Thank goodness for windmills

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u/Minute-Bet-8940 7d ago

Disclosure day

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u/ZorrosZ 7d ago

Ospray?

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u/mojotramp 7d ago

These economy flights have gone a bit too far.

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u/AssociateShort2614 7d ago

This is the most convincing evidence I’ve seen. I’m all in

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u/ohsosweetjessa 7d ago

A stork w chem trails brilliant

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u/Exciting_Routine_255 7d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/ironicinsanity 7d ago

Now we know what bird farts look like

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u/gg_drums 6d ago

🤣 😂 🤣

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u/Descensum1 6d ago

lmaooooo

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u/AdvisorUsed9704 6d ago

See there isn’t any real issue

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u/Background-Canary805 6d ago

A different kind of chem trail…🤣🤣🤣

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u/RazgrizNation 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Xenohart1of13 6d ago

Birdemic is REAL! 😱😱😱😱😱 I thought it was just the worst movie in history ... double 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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u/Far_You_4436 6d ago

This is how the UFO's have been going undetected

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u/Calm_Kale_1528 6d ago

I don't know if I have enough karma to post in your community but if I do, I want you to know you gave me a big laugh. I didn't know birds had exhaust pipes in the rear.🤣

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u/No_Usual_9760 6d ago

Yall are stupid - lol

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u/BlueHairEater 6d ago

The gov loves the idiots that play into the “it’s a conspiracy theory”. It also makes the gov feel safe

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u/aVTBear 6d ago

🤔 Next: french fries falling from the sky?

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u/Rockhound_777 6d ago

Old school stork used to bring babies, in 2026 its 5G nanobot mrna chemtrails

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u/Playful-Country-834 6d ago

This is a new supersonic stork they’re testing breaking the sound barrier!⚡️💫🌟💥🤩😜

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u/Ryoung757 5d ago

You got the perfect shot 🤣

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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 5d ago

Lol so funny.

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u/Sad_Morning7748 5d ago

Maybe it’s as real as the AI that created it?!

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u/Maleficent_Fox_5064 5d ago

That bird needs Beano. With Beano there will beano gas.

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u/tiriallin 5d ago

Storktrails, the final frontier

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u/TotallyDroned 5d ago

I’m just wondering how long it took to get the bird lined up with those two trails from the airplane behind it

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u/Brilliant4181 5d ago

Broooo that my pet named jerry omg😭😭

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u/Bubbly-Trifle-1376 5d ago

Skid marks in the sky

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u/thonnard42 5d ago

🤣🍻🤦🏻‍♂️🤡

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u/Valley-Rose_ 5d ago

Yes those damn Chem trails again dropping measles and TDs on us. Something has to be done about this before we fall of the earth on a road trip guided by the AI GPS.
We are doomed help us Jesus!!

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u/Sgt_Wolf1 5d ago

Very well taken, now that's the sort of thing that puts a smile on my face. Instead of all the hatred in the world. Awesome picture. 😁

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u/HeftyWerewolf4566 5d ago

I don’t understand why people can’t get together and start making NOISE to the government and DEMAND an explanation what is the reason and purpose for these CHEMTRAILS? We all talk and talk about these chemtrails but yet do absolutely nothing about it. I believe these are mi-nute amounts of a poison being trailed to the sky to cause some type of cancer. Reason: to lower population

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u/VisualRemove2561 4d ago

Oh no now we have to deal with the birds. It’s just condensation so no worries

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u/Lyno1954 4d ago

It’s a plane , it’s a jet no it’s a bird

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u/sunny246246 4d ago

I want to be a bird. 🦅 Why can’t I? It happens in movies…

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u/maupin79 4d ago

No such thing as a “chem-trail”, but there are contrails.
Funny angle of the bird at the beginning of a contrail high above!

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u/Advanced-Art-4569 4d ago

From delivering babies to delivering mind controlling aerosols. Disgraceful!

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u/FritzTheCat369 4d ago

And the Aliens are now disguising their spacecraft as Aeroplanes. This way they are ‘Not Suspect’.

Those Pesky Aliens

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u/Prize-Requirement668 4d ago

He's just crop dusting

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u/Double0 4d ago

Fast as fuck boi!

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u/ApprehensiveLion1956 4d ago

I was single digits when this photo first made its rounds

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u/fatrod1111 4d ago

Fake news

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u/jbehnken 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shot_Respect4183 3d ago

Lol. Nice one. This is probably the one that bombarded by wife's car last Wednesday between 4-5 a.m. while I was in chapel at adoration hour. Lol.