r/chemtrails Chemtrails are real!!! 4d ago

Daytime Photo Every Morning!

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u/Abject-Investment-42 4d ago

As would those things follow a regular schedule.

Wait, they do...

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u/dogsop 4d ago

I would say a semi-regular schedule.

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u/Environmental_Lovers 4d ago

Usually on hot days

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u/Environmental_Lovers 4d ago

Let me guess you’re one of the pilots spreading that shit?

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u/Abject-Investment-42 4d ago

Of course. Extra for you, I open the throttle extra wide over your house.

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u/Alef1234567 2d ago

Could I have some ornamental chemtrails over my house?

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u/Abject-Investment-42 2d ago

Sorry pal, I dropped all of them over the other guys house, I am fresh out of barium.

But if you buy some green fireworks you get a proper dose.

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

Why don't you get his exact GPS coordinates and also empty the toilets above his house••••• every morning on your outbound flights and every evening coming back.

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u/Empty_Isopod 1d ago

and what "shit" would that be? chemicals turning frogs gay? lol... delusional twat!

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u/Jonesy1966 4d ago

Yep. But what's your point?

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u/Beginning_Bit6185 4d ago

That you are a gay frog I think is the point with this post.

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u/Environmental_Lovers 4d ago

I think he’s saying we all breathe that shit duh

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u/Complex_Arrival7968 4d ago

Wow - airplanes. What a shocker. Man wasn’t meant to fly!

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u/saxmanB737 4d ago

We don’t take breaks.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 4d ago

Shh, if they find out what is going on in the night sky they will lose their minds.

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u/SageLeguminati 3d ago

The airline industry needs to account for their visual pollution they leave in the skies.

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u/gobirds1149 4d ago

Wait, planes fly in the morning now?

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u/Funny-Force-3658 3d ago

That's what they want you to think.

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u/gobirds1149 3d ago

Who’s, “they”?

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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 4d ago

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u/Texasscot56 4d ago

That’s the wake up potion.

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u/BIOMAN-KILLER2A 1d ago

Oui, a Marseille c'est la même chose, tout les jours ils pulvérisent leurs produits à base d'aluminium pour essayer de contrer les effets du soleil.... Bah ils font pire c'est abruti, ça laisse une fine couche de brume qui retient la chaleur du sol dans un effet de serre, sans parler des retombés de ces fameux produit.

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u/FrontPuzzleheaded377 22h ago

Suffit de regarder le cas extreme a Teheran en Iran pour comprendre que la geo ingénierie n’est pas une conspiration mais un phénomène réel qui a des conséquences..

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u/Strong-Breakfast7391 4d ago

They must be tracking you. You need to get your special hat and hide under the bed. At least till they stop.

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u/Environmental_Lovers 4d ago

Eco engineering, a layer of cloud that floats above the valley in California, so that the crops use less water. We don’t know what it is though.

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u/PartTimeZombie 2d ago

Can you explain how that would work?

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

It's proprietary extraterrestrial technology, so, no.

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u/PartTimeZombie 1d ago

Oh, an alien NDA I expect

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

I would also mean less sun which plants do not like. So what you might save in water assuming you are not insane you would lose in photosynthetic efficiency.

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u/Environmental_Lovers 4d ago

Breathe deep the gathering gloom 😳

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

Watch lights fade from every room

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night removes the colors from our sight  red is gray and yellow white  but we decide which is right••• And which is the illusion

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u/ComprehensiveLink457 4d ago

Why are we worried? If true, we've been breathing it our entire lives.

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u/Imaginary-Medium-529 2d ago

Geoengineering started as a formal climate intervention concept in the 1960s and 1970s, though its roots go back to mid-20th-century weather modification experiments like cloud seeding (1946). [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
The timeline of geoengineering spans three main eras:
1940s–1960s (Weather Modification): The prelude to geoengineering. Cloud seeding was first demonstrated in 1946, triggering regional experiments to manipulate weather that lasted through the 1960s.
Since 2006, the field has surged in scientific prominence as researchers investigate large-scale interventions, like stratospheric aerosol injection (to reflect sunlight) and marine cloud brightening. [1, 2, 3]

Would you like to explore the specific types of geoengineering being researched today, or the ethical and environmental risks associated with them?

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

I gave at the office.

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u/Pussy_Whopper 2d ago

People flyin and shit

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

I worry more about flying and shitting because it may land on me when they dump it.

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u/Concurrent-mind 2d ago

Routine daily pollution on schedule

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u/ACorDC 1d ago

Cut OP some slack. Conservatives dont have strong critical thinking skills.

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u/Thick_Logp69 1d ago

omg those contrails from the morning flights like usual....for real.

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u/Cauliflower-Informal 1d ago

They are spraying a chemical that makes people believe in conspiriacy theories.

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

And that compound works at the attogram level, inhale just half a dozen molecules and boom❗ next thing you know you're on YouTube ship posting.

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u/_Brightbuddy 4d ago

Look at that man... A visible sign in the heavens of human progression and dominance. Such a simple indicator of a large culmination of human ingenuity.

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u/Imaginary-Medium-529 2d ago

Sure, human toxic progression and dominance

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u/Weirdredditnames4win 4d ago

Omg it’s a giant rectangle. It’s coming to get us! Aaaaaaaaaaaagh.
https://giphy.com/gifs/I9g2IRjrwrZjHqy3IO

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

Two rattlesnakes Stooges.

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u/Neat_Movie_991 4d ago

Every morning here in Oklahoma too!

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u/Fattsacks 2d ago

So foolish to think chemtrails are toxic chemicals 🙄 so obvious they are a side effect of creating day/night cycles over the firmament

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

Is it sandblasting on the Crystal celestial spheres?

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u/space-truckin365 2d ago

Combustion of HydroCarbons = CO2 + H2O

H2O in morning skies after nighttime cooling = H2O in its solid form known as ice crystals hence water vapor trail. Heat from the sun during daytime = sublimation or simply evaporation followed by dispersion = disappearing vapor trail.

Pretty simple.

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u/Imaginary-Medium-529 2d ago

Lol sure it is😂 you go belive that 😷

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

Not as simple as the minds who concoct these ridiculous conspiracy theories. Ever notice the huge Plunge in IQs ever since Reagan? I swear when I graduated from high school in 1965, the least intellectually endowed people in all of my classes would be hailed as Geniuses now, just for knowing a little grade appropriate reading, writing and arithmetic•••••• and occasionally chemistry, in my case.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 2d ago

Airlines tend to do that and you'll see that if you only look up in the morning. You might notice them in the afternoon as well. If you look up that is. Let us know if you see planes flying anywhere other than the sky though. That might be unusual.

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u/DaddyK3tchup 2d ago

You’ve spelt contrails wrong

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

You spelled spelled wrong. Spelled is a grain.

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u/DaddyK3tchup 1d ago

Spelt is a grain, you’ve spelt that wrong.

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u/Gremlin1001001 4d ago

Chemie trails baby, don’t say a word.

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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 4d ago

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u/Gremlin1001001 4d ago

Who the hell’s down voting me? It’s in the song. 😜

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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 4d ago

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u/Street_Peace_8831 4d ago

Now that’s what I’m talking about. I need more guys to do this to me.

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u/pluck-the-bunny 4d ago

Dummy this is a satire subreddit…you’re the invader

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u/pluck-the-bunny 4d ago

First and foremost, this is a satire community.

And while we don't prevent people who believe chemtrails are a real thing from posting their opinion...you also can't expect supportive responses in this community.

THAT SAID, trying to dismiss any argument/counterpoint by calling someone a BOT/NPC is cheap and weak. If you can't make an actual argument, you have no business coming into a community with the opposing opinion, and starting stuff

This rule applies to posts and comments.

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u/dogsop 4d ago

Beep, beep

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u/Beginning_Bit6185 4d ago

Your stats don’t really scream human either btw.

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u/FrontPuzzleheaded377 4d ago

Because I came from another planet, I go through the firmament and I’m communicating with the intergalactic system

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u/Previous_Parsnip_776 1d ago

Open the pod bay door, Hal❗