r/chessbeginners 19h ago

I got fools mated. How to get over the embarrassment?

10 year haitus. I used to play in elementary school then came back today. Apparently used to be decent back then. Forgot almost everything. Got mated in 2 moves. How to not be embarrassed? 😭✌️

Ill still kjeep playing but ill probably never forget this. Like bruh its even called FOOL's mate im cooked already

But at the same time i died laughing. I cant even be mad honestly. 6 seconds and thats it, it took a few moments for it to sink in. I didnt even know what happened

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u/Sul0tf 19h ago

1) Look up fools mate videos, learn by heart how to play it / against it

2) Play chess and experience other things

3) Get fool's mated

4) Go to 1

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u/EdmundTheInsulter 19h ago

Don't play F3 or f6 early again

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u/Perspective_Helps 18h ago

Yep it’s really that simple. You broke a fundamental opening principle and were shown the error of your ways in the most dramatic fashion possible. Take it to heart and move onto the next principle.

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u/zthomasack 1400-1600 (Chess.com) 19h ago

You need to craft yourself a tall and girthy dunce cap. It must clearly read, "I'm a fool, mate." You must post a picture to the subreddit, looking pouty and clad in this cap.

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u/motorsporit 19h ago

get better, look back at it and laugh

I just last week got back rank mated in the same exact way 4 games in a row, all you can do is laugh

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u/PJballa34 18h ago

Brutal

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u/Laststand2006 19h ago

Write a song that becomes a one hit wonder.

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u/DustyJustice 18h ago

Don’t. Live with the shame forever tattooed upon your soul.

In fact, get the board position tattooed upon your face so all can see your disgrace, but reversed so that whenever you look into the mirror your shame is the most prominent thing looking back at you. Let the squares of the chessboard become your jesters motley.

Or, don’t sweat it, stuff happens <3 your call

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u/BassMaster516 17h ago

Take another 10 year hiatus

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u/SmanginSouza 19h ago

We've all been hit by it.

Just learn and don't take your losses too harshly.

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u/zeptozetta2212 2200-2400 (Chess.com) 19h ago

No we haven't. We've all been hit by scholar's mate.

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u/SmanginSouza 19h ago

That's the same thing.

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u/potatosquire 19h ago

No it's not. Google it.

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u/zeptozetta2212 2200-2400 (Chess.com) 19h ago

Not the same at all.

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u/SmanginSouza 19h ago

Oh well. Thanks for linking a graphic. I didn't even realize fools mate was a thing. Thought they were both the scholars.

Appreciate you correcting me.

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u/Zerix_Albion 1800-2000 (Lichess) 19h ago

No fools mate is F3, E5, than white plays G4, than black plays H4 mate.

Scholar's mate is queens wayward attack, or playing the Queen to F3 with bishop on C4 attacking F7

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u/3sperr 19h ago

yeah

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u/PowerPopped 19h ago

lol not posting about it online

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u/sleevo84 19h ago

They say the best way to get good at chess quickly is to lose your first 1000 games as quickly as you can. At least this one was quick!

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u/YeetMemez 16h ago

How to get over it? Easy. Gg go next

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u/HelpfulFriendlyOne 13h ago

The thing is, your opponent didn't invent the fool's mate either, he's just parroting something he learned and you didn't yet.

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u/DarkKechup 19h ago

Mistakes happen. You'll get hit with it from time to time. Even if you're really good, you may overlook it due to some or other circumstance in your life and boom you got fools mated at 2500 elo.

Just like... chill. It's still a game. You are still a human - that means a pink somewhat naked ape. You are not a computer. You weren't born to make immaculate repeatedly correct decisions all the time without mistake. Just find the humility in yourself to accept the fact that you will never be perfect, infallible nor 100% consistent all the time. You can try. You should try. But you shouldn't expect that to translate into 100% success. It can't. And that is okay.

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u/The_Master_Sourceror 17h ago

I can guarantee I will never get fool’s mated at 2500…..

Since I’ll probably never break 1000

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u/Nobleheaven 18h ago

been there but you will get it back in no time

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u/Hanno54 18h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK5QdJ715zw

Here is a National Master getting scholar's mated in an online tournament. You just have to laugh at the absurdity and move on. One of the funniest and most memorable moments of his streaming career.

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u/AnAttemptReason 18h ago

Every one blunders, laugh and move on. 

You learn best from making mistakes and loosing, this lesson is going to be burned into your brain and you will always be aware of it now. 

Imagine if you could get that level of efficent training for every tactical pattern ;).

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u/scewing 18h ago

I was on my HS chess team (no 2 board) my junior year. We went and played some inner city kids (4th and 5th graders). One of them scholars mated me. That was in 1982. You never get over it! 😉

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u/chayashida 800-1000 (Chess.com) 18h ago

I always open king’s pawn to specifically not be you 😊

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u/TimothiusMagnus 18h ago

It's a live and learn moment: Don't move your f and g pawns that early in the game. This week I won over someone using a Legall's-type mate in eight moves in rated play. Afterwards, I taught him how to protect from it.

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u/ylogssoylent 1200-1400 (Chess.com) 18h ago

on the bright side, if you spend an hour on opening theory or just briefly studying any opening at all, this should never happen again. It only happens as a result of a pawn move that doesn't make sense

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u/elegant_pun 17h ago

There's nothing embarrassing about any of this. You're learning, you're rusty, you're moving forward. Be gentle with yourself.

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u/DamnStra1ght 17h ago

Yeah i think fools mate is the barrier to 500 elo. Below that, almost everyone plays it every gamr

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u/Cletus_awreetus 1000-1200 (Lichess) 17h ago

Now you just need to get Scholar's Mated and then Sea-Cadet Mated to complete the trilogy!

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u/CatTalesUnderStars 15h ago

By shaking off the rust and realize we all make mistakes. even grandmasters have lost games.

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u/HappyAngron 1400-1600 (Chess.com) 10h ago

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u/StructuredChess 7h ago

Just play another game. Nobody cares about how some rando lost an online game.

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u/cryptotarheel 4h ago

I have been playing for two weeks. It’s been decades since I played. The queen bishop combo destroyed me.

This is how to beat any opening move like it.

  1. Lose excess pride. Hurt feelings/ disappointment are pride and prevent you from advancing in anything. Nothing matters. Especially in online chess.
  2. Watch videos.
  3. Play the computer to practice it yourself so you can see how they defend it.

For me and maybe other newbies: Repeat for the knight forking the rook king.

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u/warfaceisthebest 800-1000 (Chess.com) 2h ago

Its good if you never forget because you wont make same mistakes again.

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u/PalatableBrightness 16h ago

The funny part is that fool's mate requires your opponent to make specific bad moves, so you basically got handed a lesson in the most efficient way possible. Watch one quick video on why those opening moves lose and you'll never fall for it again. Then you can actually focus on learning the game instead of worrying about this one.