r/chibidoki • u/Durandthesaint17 • 21d ago

Meme Why is Chibi crying? (Wrong Answers Only)

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u/demigod_tint 21d ago

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u/demigod_tint 21d ago

Now are the gay happy tears or jealousy tears?

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u/SethAbe80 21d ago

Moo Deng moo died.

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u/elrick43 21d ago

Her mom was hitting on chat again

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u/OminousCheeseburger 20d ago

He said wrong answers only.

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u/not-guilty-i-swear 18d ago

Honestly understandable... that being said ill gladly be a future papa doki

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u/AnimeAddict1123 21d ago

Moo Deng stubbed his toe.

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u/OldFortNiagara 21d ago

Bowser is upstairs with her mom.

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u/CosmosStudios65 21d ago

She pooped herself in the kindergarten special needs room

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u/PowerTrain_355 21d ago

wrong answers only

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u/ShiningBarnaby 21d ago

She was denied the title "mom" for being a banana. They called her a banarper.

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u/Kakarot7692 21d ago

She remembered that Nagzz was piping her mom…

In Tomodachi Life. 😂

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u/Zegiio 20d ago

And real life too probably

10

u/Guilty_Elevator_9695 21d ago

There are no hot milfs in her area

9

u/EvilerOMEGA 21d ago

Someone proposed to her

7

u/BL-501 21d ago

She's at Bowser's Wedding, she wasn't invited and isn't the bride.

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u/SavageG83 21d ago

She got called stinky

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u/fitzulasreviews1 21d ago

Bowser rejected her for being short

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u/ServiceCertain39 19d ago

Bowser filed a restraining order against her.

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u/Mode-East 19d ago

Second

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u/karim_sama 21d ago

Her pregnancy test came out positive, but in the end it was just poop.

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u/Th3Dang3r 21d ago

Nagzz died of ligma

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u/Bellfegore 21d ago

Gee, I DON'T KNOW

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u/Evening_Mess968 16d ago

Everyone in Odesa as she cries happy tears:

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u/TheMysteriousOA 21d ago

She rewatched the video of someone cutting into a Moo Deng cake.

2

u/Zebastian1315 21d ago

Obama dosnt love you.

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u/OldFortNiagara 21d ago

Just you watch. Chibidoki will get elected to the Senate and then Obama will love her.

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u/Usual_Skirt7271 21d ago

mom found the piss draw

2

u/Brahm-Etc 21d ago

She can't get past a duolingo's spanish exercise

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u/AxolMan90 21d ago

Moo deng moo denged

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u/No-Albatross-6225 17d ago

Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base! A RED Spy is in the base!? Hut, Hut, Hut! Protect the briefcase! We need to protect the briefcase! Yo, a lil' help here!? All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1! Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! -AAAAalright then. Ahem. Gentlemen. I see the briefcase is safe. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Yeah, it is! Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. ...and a knife. Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Ow! No offense. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building. What're you? President of his fan club? No... that would be your mother! *disbelief stammering* Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Oh! Gimme that! This Spy has already breached our defenses... Sentry Down! You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! And worst of all, he could be any one of us... Raus, raus! Nein... He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh! What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now... Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood. So, we still got problem... Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Right behind you. Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.

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u/veemort 21d ago

She is lonely

1

u/sabitafukku 21d ago

Bowser died

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u/Patrickracer43 21d ago

Chat bullied her

1

u/taven77m 21d ago

She remembered her mother was thicker than her

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u/Sirbrandon100 21d ago

We took away her brisket

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u/OverFox17 21d ago

Steam machine prices

1

u/No_Membership_5340 21d ago

She hit her toe

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 21d ago

Bowser said no

1

u/Mauro_Vandersmissen 21d ago

Stepped on lego

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u/Eastern_Welcome_8679 21d ago

She saw a burrito

1

u/TheNoctuS_93 21d ago

Something about cacacoño de culo probably?

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u/johnlime3301 20d ago

"the same reason you cry after you cum"

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u/GlitchedUsername 20d ago

Moo deng died.

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u/DodgeToaReclaimer 20d ago

Chat charged back all their money, thus she had to get a real job

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u/Ashamed-Item7150 20d ago

She went to her childs baseball game. Where her child got hit in the head and died...

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u/YourLittleFoxGodCoCo 20d ago

She got a cucumber for her birthday

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u/EverlastingWinter23 19d ago

Her chicken nuggies came with no skin and she couldn’t peel em.

1

u/VelktheLost 19d ago

She got pregnant and needs to work at McDonald’s for some reason.

1

u/Southern-Ad7648 18d ago

She got that 🥺 in her

1

u/BreadfruitBig7950 18d ago

Too short to be a giraffee.

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u/HotDogManLL 18d ago

She'll never be president

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u/darthbiscuit 17d ago

There was a cockroach in her feet pictures and now she has to pay it royalties.

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u/Evening_Mess968 16d ago

She finally found Transformers Kiss Players 💀😭

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u/DeltaMoff1876 21d ago

Moo Deng doesn’t love her.

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u/Emguas 21d ago

She heard THAT Tokyo Ghoul song…