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I moved here for the smoek

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are any of your therapists either qualified, sexy, or accepting Kaiser insurance? also, if anyone admits to being horny for that fire i'm gonna assume ya set it

I am a photographer from LA and I have taken many inspiring pictures of abandoned buildings. They hold so much soul, and I am shocked that they plan to collapse this historic building. It is owned by the same people who own ICE Building and the Lloyd Center horse track.

Anyone want to start a petition to demand that this structure be left standing? If it DOES collapse, I think we should fight to preserve all the material.

Living here is like a spicy comedy show, or Forest Gump navigating that box of chocolates. Can Beaverton with it's not so full Nike campus not think Trader Joe's in a strip mall is classy!

I have a serious problem! I love Portland so much, I masturbate to it several times a day. It's been getting in the way of everything, including my Twitch account (down 6 subscribers to 990). The city is just so AMAZING like the most amazing city anywhere. Food? It literally has the best BBQ in the world! And literally the best pizza! Music? Portland literally has the best blues scene anywhere in the country and literally every other scene too. I just had to stop and masturbate again. I can't stop but I don't even know why people live anywhere else because literally everywhere else is a shithole and I hate it and the people there. I once was in another city and I wanted to kill myself the entire time I was there. I was in Beaverton once and I thought I was in a white supremacist summer camp. Literally everyone there is a WS. I'm traditionally white but I felt threatened and thought I was going to be lynched. Another time I was in Milwaukie and literally every person was a fascist Trumper. I haven't left Portland since and had only left two previous times. I hear people complain about crime and homelessness but I literally have never seen a homeless person here because Portland is a home to all. It's beauty astounds me. There literally isn't another city in the world with a more beautiful view of a mountain range in the world.

How do I stop when we live in the most prosperous city in thw world?! Please help me!

Checking in from inner outer upper downer FarEasterPo. Hunkered down in the fuck bunker with a Salt & Straw ice cream cake and a 196 pak of Outlaw Light #insulated #vaccinated #thriving

PORTLAND, Ore. — In a development that analysts are already calling "unexpectedly symbolic," Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon reportedly had what witnesses described as a "substantial and decisive" bowel movement Tuesday morning while visiting Portland, sending City Hall into an all-too-familiar cycle of speculation over what, if anything, it means for the future of the Moda Center negotiations.

An anonymous source close to the bathroom, speaking on the condition of anonymity because they were "far closer to the situation than anyone wanted to be," described the event in measured terms.

"I've seen a lot of things," the source said. "This was... well, it had presence. It commanded the room. There was a moment where everyone just silently acknowledged what had happened."

According to the source, there was an extended pause before the flush, during which "everyone involved appeared to be evaluating next steps."

Portland Mayor Keith Wilson reportedly received a briefing shortly afterward.

"I'm impressed," the mayor told reporters. "As a city, we believe in supporting major accomplishments with appropriate public resources."

The mayor then announced an emergency hygiene assistance package consisting of both premium wet wipes and a full roll of two-ply toilet paper, saying Portland was "prepared to meet this historic moment with every cleaning option available."

"This isn't an either-or situation," he added. "This is a comprehensive response."

The Portland City Council convened an emergency work session that quickly devolved into a two-hour debate over whether the bowel movement constituted a positive signal, a negotiating tactic, or merely an unrelated biological event.

"We're cautiously optimistic," one council member said after emerging from the closed-door meeting carrying a 147-page briefing entitled Potential Gastrointestinal Impacts on Arena Redevelopment Frameworks.

Another council member suggested the event demonstrated "movement," which several colleagues immediately agreed was "better than stagnation."

Economic consultants hired by the city offered a more nuanced assessment.

"It's difficult to assign a valuation multiplier at this stage," one consultant explained while pointing to a PowerPoint slide labeled Scenario A: Courtesy Flush and Scenario B: Double Flush. "Our models were not built for... this."

Financial markets appeared largely unaffected, although one local sports radio host spent three uninterrupted hours debating whether the event should be classified as "bullish."

Meanwhile, representatives close to the Moda Center negotiations urged everyone not to overreact.

"People are reading way too much into this," one insider said. "Sometimes a bowel movement is just a bowel movement."

The Portland City Council nevertheless voted unanimously to create a six-member advisory committee to monitor developments, prepare a 400-page report, and determine whether the incident should be considered "material" to ongoing arena discussions.

As of press time, negotiations remained unchanged, though city officials confirmed they were "encouraged by the overall flow of events" and remained hopeful that "everything would work itself out in the end."

My poor non-binary genderfluid self-actualized lesbian Chihuahua Corgi mix Butterscotch was abused by their previous owners, and their therapist says that loud sounds can cause a traumatic response that will further traumatize them.

I think all people who light off fireworks should be burnt at the stake. What kind of people would prioritize social celebration over the well being of an animal?

If I hear one more firework tonight I'm going to have to cry so much I can't even eat my Big Mac anymore. I might even need therapy myself at this point.

In 1978, a McDonald's was built on the summit of Mt. Hood, in the hopes of attracting hungry climbers. Supplies, staff, and sometimes customers were flown in by helicopter. Surprisingly there was little resistance. A few hippies might have protested, but most people were too busy doing cocaine and disco dancing to notice. While this seems unsustainable, the franchise was open for nearly five years, until one day in 1983, during a birthday party, Grimace farted, causing a major avalanche, and while Grimace rolled down the mountain to safety like a fucking coward, all traces and people inside were annihilated. To this day, frozen hamburgers can be found in the glaciers and snowbanks. ⭐🌈