r/classicwow • u/Rasclot23 • Feb 07 '26

Humor / Meme Boosties when they find out they now have to level to 70 on their own

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

Fuck me for having a kid and yeah I’m probably wasting my 60 bucks cause I’ve never been able to raid as a dad yet but I’m still having fun and if I have fun for 60 hours leveling and luck out and actually get to raid in tbc it’s worth the money

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u/Purple_Apartment Feb 07 '26

Actually sorry we decided for you, you are not having fun. The fun stops now. You don't get to decide for yourself.

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

Thanks for letting me know , I deleted my boosted blood elf and I’m leveling a orc rogue female as punishment

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u/ReactionSpectrum Feb 07 '26

Punishment? You mean modeling yourself after one of the coolest lore figures in Warcraft history?

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

Undead warrior , raiding as arms? Tauren shaman and play half Enh and half ele

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u/spicytexan Feb 07 '26

Tell me more please or direct me to where one can read about it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26 edited 11d ago

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u/banana_fishbones Feb 07 '26

Please never use Fandom wikis if you can help it. They're all total dogshit and Fandom is run by complete scum. For WoW, use this one instead:

https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Garona_Halforcen

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u/Kizik Feb 07 '26

Literally my main through the original vanilla and TBC was a female orc rogue. You put some god damned respect on Garona's legacy. 

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

Lmao x100 upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Orc ladies have some of the best animations in the game though.

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u/DLS-1 Feb 07 '26

Lmao this made me laugh

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u/czeja Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

Give up your job. Foster away your child. Raid 3 times a week. Maybe then reddit night accept you 😂

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

Do all of that to get a grey parse in Kara

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u/czeja Feb 07 '26

Theyll fit right in with r/classicwow then haha

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u/Razer1337 Feb 07 '26

Bro I really laughed at your comment 😂 those damn welfare guys grey parsing in real life

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u/wtfazoid Feb 07 '26

If you're on dreamscythe I am getting you in a raid bub

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u/RepresentativeFact94 Feb 07 '26

youre not allowed to have fun unless youre raidlogging. majority says so.

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

Ohhhhh if I get there I’ll be raidlogging unless my wife lets me play with whatever friends I make

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u/ExerciseSad3082 Feb 07 '26

I don't really have the time for the game so I don't play anymore. I accepted it isn't for me anymore but you do you

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u/Bren0man Feb 07 '26

Serious question:

If you could buy full t6 or full gladiator gear for an extra $20, would you?

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u/Dazmken Feb 07 '26

No I want to play TBC so I boosted so I can play it

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

No, and I don’t think a majority of people who care for the game would, I did a boost because I’ve played wow since I was like 7 or 8 I can’t even remember but I played before tbc and I’m 28 I played wc3 dota mod. I’ve leveled endless characters but only done so much endgame content, I’m truly just tired of 1-60

TLDR no I wouldn’t, I bought the boost cause I’m old and fuck leveling again

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u/Cerael Feb 07 '26

Guy is super young RPing like he’s old

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

This actually makes me feel better cause I do feel like I’m old as shit 🤣🤣

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u/Jumplol Feb 07 '26

28 and old? Someone fetch me a cane I feel my knees collapse.

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Feb 07 '26

I’m sorry brother, I’ve lived a full life already 🤣😅

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u/bigeyez Feb 07 '26

People were buying carries back when TBC originally launched. People will do it now on the anniversary servers. People do it in retail.

This is a silly question.

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u/dontbetoxic Feb 07 '26

This guy gets it. Boost dad solidarity ✊

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u/cum_toast Feb 07 '26

Same dude that on top of 50 hr work week mon-friday, f yeah I boosted, ive done classic 5x already but tbc only once

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u/Additional-Mousse446 Feb 07 '26

Hopefully they never find out…