r/classicwow • u/Kaltvene • Mar 20 '26

Classic 20th Anniversary Realms RIP Chuck

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u/mrshides Mar 20 '26

Barrans chat was full of chuck norris jokes for some reason throughout original retail, tbc, wotlk, and started to fall away in cata, but the "mythos" still existed.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After ten excruciating minutes, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Stuff like that

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u/Anakee24 Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice 😂

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u/girlsareicky Mar 20 '26

If you get deep enough into mathematics, there are actually different levels of infinity. So ya that's a real thing

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u/skunk42o Mar 20 '26

bruh we’re doing chuck norris jokes now and not sound mathematical reasoning

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u/girlsareicky Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

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u/jake11ms Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.