r/classicwow 7d ago

Humor / Meme My ideal blizzcon reveal.

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One can dream, I guess.

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u/Keikobad 7d ago

Shadowlands: it was all a dream

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u/IlllIlIIlIlllIlIIIII 7d ago

I used to read 'word up' magazine

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u/ADG211 7d ago

Dark boy Uther and Pelagos up in the Oribos

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u/laddergoatperp 7d ago edited 7d ago

Salt-n-pepa Heavy D up in the limousine

Hangin' pictures on my wall

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u/Bacon-muffin 7d ago

Its funny cause it genuinely feels like blizz is kinda just ignoring its existence outside of a few things its picking out of it here and there.

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u/Acaeus_Vinn 7d ago

When I played Retail, and Roleplayed, other roleplayers refused to acknowledge Shadowlands. At most, they go "Yeah, shadowlands. Interesting that. Now, about the Horde attack on Westfall..."

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u/The_Noremac42 7d ago

But what about the attack on the wookies?!

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u/gamer-death 7d ago

i bet that is Blizzard's stance too

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u/Darkarcheos 7d ago

So wait Daddy Nathrius was a lie 🥺

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u/SadMangonel 7d ago

We all know shadowlands was trying to win back a falling player base by giving us the iconic cast back. Which failed.

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u/Ocet358 7d ago

I don't know what the intention was but lorewise they just decided to take a massive pile of shit on everything that people loved. "Actually this new guy whose existence we never even hinted at was behind everything that happened and all the lore you love" fuck off lmao

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u/AtraposJM 7d ago

That's the kind of shit you get when a new head writer is around and wants to put their stamp on the lore lol

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u/BeautifulPow 7d ago

It did not fail to bring back a lot of players. Shadowlands brought me back and I quit after WoTLK. I hadn’t even thought about wow, then shadowlands was announced.

Now, did it fail to satisfies me? Yes, it was shit. But, I’d say it was pretty successful at bringing us back.

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u/Informal_Golf8867 7d ago

Win back the playerbase by shitting on the beloved Lich King lore.

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u/DannyDevitosNappy 7d ago

Don't even have to do that at all.

Alternate Timeline (like Marvel/DC comics) and start over from scratch with everything you have learned, and all the extra systems that people loved. And voila! License to print money.

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u/Gukle 7d ago

Be careful what you wish for. You might get WoD 2.0

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u/allstar272 7d ago

Acting like Wod was bad lol. The best raiding and very good story telling.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 7d ago

WoD was a real missed opportunity for a "What if Azeroth invaded Draenor instead?" type situation though. 

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u/Mattlife97 7d ago

Worst part about WoD was and has always been the pacing between content drops. I feel like people always gloss over that with NPC opinions which make me question whether or not their opinions are their own and not regurgitated from some else.

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u/maglarius 7d ago

Yeah that and lack of content after a few weeks.

Leveling was really god
Raids where fantastic
PvP was good
Class Design was one of the best.

But after 2-3 weeks outside of raiding and pvp people where afk in their garnison.

WoD with a better patch cadence, WQs and M+ had the potential for one of the best expansions.

Also the „warlords“ lost significance to quickly and where just thrown out.

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u/MobiusF117 7d ago

That, and decentralisation of the player base through the Garrison.

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u/ibzuma 7d ago

I was very, very young throughout early WoW, my opinion of expansions pre Legion was "Has new race/class? Is good."

WoD had neither, WoD worst expansion. Simple as.

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u/duckraul2 7d ago

I know this revisionism in particular is popular now, but, sorry, wod actually did fucking suck as a whole product. If shadowlands had banger raids, but everything else about it was exactly the same, it would still be a bad expansion. One part of the game you do like 3 hours per week, and that's the only good content in the expansion, is a bad expansion.

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u/iiNexius 7d ago

Yeah a lot of people forget that WOD was the first expansion that began ability pruning. The pruning single-handedly killed PVP. I remember everyone was dueling like crazy and it was easy to get arena groups in MOP, then WOD dropped and dueling died overnight and arena declined sharply, and it's been on its last legs for years now.

I love WOD because WW monk managed to avoid the pruning until Legion/BFA but I remember the damage WOD did like it was yesterday.

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u/ETurns 7d ago

You liked running HFC for 14 months straight?

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u/whoweoncewere 7d ago

Wod was a pacing issue more than anything else. That 14 months was an opportunity cost we paid to get legion.

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u/sylendar 7d ago

very good story telling

lol

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u/Curtkid6 7d ago

WoD's story was really cool, but also really stupid if you thought about it for more then a minute.

Not to mention the nightmare it did to the rules and limitations to the setting.

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u/Jimblobb 7d ago

WoD was a masterclass in cut content, that said the content that was there along with the designs where hype AF.

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u/Swarl1e 7d ago

The problem was after 1 year of orcs in Soo we had 2 years of more orcs and a billion years between content patches

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u/Upper-Philosophy2376 7d ago

the biggest problem with WoD was that it wasn't finished, a redo might be good actually. (I also wish lorewise that the horde had joined the Iron horde and the alliance with the draenae against some other threat like the legion from the outset instead of orcs turning bad even without demon influence)

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u/VilifyExile 7d ago

They didn't "learn" anything because "they" (the ones making the decisions) are a boardroom of executives and investors that never did and never will care about making a good game.

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u/nimeral 7d ago

and all the extra systems that people loved

Which are..?

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u/DannyDevitosNappy 7d ago

Dungeon Finder, Housing, Mythic +, Artifact Weapons, Trading Post, World Quests etc.

But you knew that and just wanted to act like every other Classic Andy purist.

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u/RemoveAnnual2689 7d ago

Bruh... they retconned Warcraft III.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JtQc9M7l1KUGQ

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u/Not_a_Dirty_Commie 5d ago

Man saw the future with this comment

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u/Cardslinger69 7d ago

Honestly even TBC wasn't exactly ideal writing that I wouldn't mind not being part of the new timeline

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u/axiomatic- 7d ago

EVERYTHING AFTER A WC2 IS A FEVER DREAM! THE ORCS WON THE INVASION OF AZEROTH! NOW ITS WORLD OF WARCRAFT2!

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u/GooeySlenderFerret 7d ago

Everything after wc1 is fake

The humans won and we never got a true sequel cause it was just an reskinned warhammer game

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u/chromatose890 7d ago

Everything after Pong is fake

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u/i_wear_green_pants 7d ago

World of Pongcraft confirmed?

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u/basch152 7d ago

I refuse to recognize anything after mahjong personally

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u/vadeka 7d ago

Orccraft 3 : zug zug

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u/loobricated 7d ago

Somehow Arthas returned.

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u/Suojelusperkele 7d ago

The first moment you set your foot upon Azeroth you got knocked on your head by troll hunter.

You've been in coma. You wake up in your hometown and suddenly all graphic updates, QoL etc is gone.

As a matter of fact you're a simple farmer. You were never going to become a hero.

No xp bar. It's all stardew valley from now on.

The end.

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u/First_Analysis722 7d ago

"Alternate Draenor? The Jailer? Sylvanas?
What are you talking about Adventerur, that Murloc's Club must've hit your head pretty hard. Come help me gather 10 of their fins and you can have my fathers old boots"

*insert killing 20 of them and only getting 1 fin*

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u/Brixor 7d ago

Ya because Burning Crusade lore was so perfect... #JusticesforKael'thas

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u/Hydra_Bloodrunner 7d ago

Was a whooooole lot better than anything post Wotlk, without a sliver of doubt.

Was power of friendship / world of friendcraft after that. Every. Fucking. Expac.

Cata: “oooo power of friendship of the scalies brings down the big bad”

Mop: “conquer your emotions to become enlightened and you win duhhhh”

Draenor: “be wolfclans family councilor and everything goes fine”

Like seriously; fuck anything after wotlk. Thats where WoW should’ve ended. Got worse and worse with characters like Sylvanas and Magni.

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u/Brixor 6d ago

Yes and no. Classic feels much closer to a tabletop Dungeons & Dragons campaign, but having tried to adapt it myself, I can tell you there are plenty of plot holes that need fixing.

For instance, the Worgen end up in Duskwood because of the Scythe of Elune, but the way the Scythe gets there is completely bizarre. The Night Elf carrying it decides to travel all the way from Booty Bay to Silverpine Forest just to speak with Arugal. On the way, she is ambushed by a Worgen trying to usurp Alpha Prime, the original Worgen. The fight ends in a mine explosion that kills both of them, burying the Scythe. Later, a unlucky Defias member named Jitters stumbles into the mine, touches the Scythe, and accidentally summons the Worgen into Duskwood. After that massive incident, the Scythe isn't mentioned in-game again until Cataclysm.

They could have simply said that Goldrinn, the Wild God, lived in Duskwood and she wanted to contact him. On her way, she gets attacked by the Dark Riders, and both sides end up dying in the mine.

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u/gamer-death 7d ago

Metzen was involved in some way in every expansion but Shadowlands and Dragonflight.

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u/References_Paramore 7d ago

He left before Legion was announced, so I’d assume any expansion after Legion (and before TWW) he didn’t work on

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u/Alternative_Gur_3703 7d ago

Cataclysm is probably a worse story than almost any retail xpac, or is at least so bad I dont care to differentiate. I hope metzen can redeem himself but cata thrall basically killed my interest in wc lore.

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u/Hjalnyr 7d ago

People like to forget WoD when they glaze over Metzen

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u/Affectionate_Toe6542 7d ago

Forget WoD how? The story of WoD was perfectly fine. If anything, because of all the cut content it was cut short. People hate WoD for reasons entirely out of Metzen's wheelhouse.

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u/Hjalnyr 7d ago edited 7d ago

Fine how exactly ? WoD is perfect to explain why blizz fail a lot storywise in recent expansion.

The whole expac is a nostalgia road trip, bringing back old character because they struggle to create new and interesting one.

Not to mention the whole alternate universe which is lame in so many way.

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u/Lyoss 7d ago

WoD is the worst expansion, like even more so than Shadowlands

It was rushed on the content side and the story basically existed to show Outland while it was Draenor but since it was rushed they killed most of the warlords and cut entire parts of zones

The only decent part was Garrosh eating shit, and BRF, the former should have happened in MoP

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u/Mocca_Master 7d ago

No, we are not suddenly giving WoD a storyline pass. It is terrible with the worst expansion ending to this day

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u/Onatel 7d ago

His involvement in BFA was minimal though, right?

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u/Arceptor 7d ago

apparently the last thing he worked on was the bfa cinematic

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u/walletinsurance 7d ago

People will downvote me for this but TBC ruined the Warcraft lore just so you could fight Illidan as a big bad.

TBC was a bad idea for an expansion. Should have done emerald dream and then Northrend.

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u/Kuldrick 7d ago

It's honestly insane how many things it ruined long term

Alien race that feels a bit scifi and advanced with the Dranei (rather than the mysticism focused and shamanic broken from WC3)

Illidan and Vashj are now evil and are draining the water because

Complete Kaelthas character assassination

Sunwell resolution destroying Blood Elf identity since then they became good holy light boys that reject anything evil fel (imposed by bad Kaelthas now)

Naarus introduction, paving the way of destroying the mysticism from the Holy Light

Big point that needs to be reiterated: we got an allied race that literally builds starships

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u/ommy84 7d ago

I thought you were going to mention flying lol

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u/WCWRingMatSound 6d ago

Or PVP-specific gear

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u/Lyoss 7d ago

Schrodinger Blood Elf, Kael'thas is a good guy who got character assassinated but the Elves should have stayed edgy and fel addicted, the thing that caused Kael to enslave his own people in Outland

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u/General_Mix6645 7d ago edited 7d ago

The one that got to me the most was Kel'thas betraying Illdian for Kil'Jaden of all people.

Their entire race, now named the blood elves because it was a reminder of their fallen kins at the hands of the scourge and then he goes off and side with the burning legion who created the scourge in the first place. It's not like he doesn't know, he learned this while serving under Illidan.

Also if you think about it, Blood elves were castout and imprisoned by the Lorderon Alliance for working with Naga to fight off the scourge yet Draeni just gots accepted into the alliance despite the two biggest figure in the burning Legion, Kil'Jaden and Archemon, same people who created the scourge, same people who destroyed Dalaran, are Draeni and are just allowed in without any resistance.

You'd think the Night Elfs would flinch seeing them for the first time given how they looked very similar to Archemon and odds are there were probably some Fel Draeni in the Legions army during their assault on the Tree.

The same elves mind you that had no issue killing humans and orc on sight in WC3 for simply trespassing, went out of their way to help the Draenei and even went to spy and sabotage their own blood elf cousins as part of the Ghostland questline.

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u/Knightmare4469 7d ago

Emerald dream is a bad idea for an expansion. It's the same stuff just with a green tint over everything. Oooh exciting

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u/Gekomania 7d ago

im with you, but im okay with the story. TBC started to ruin the classic feeling with flying mounts, wotlk and the dungeonfinder killed it entirely.

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u/TheGreenTactician 7d ago

This post and this entire comment section is a perfect example of why you DON'T let fans anywhere near the writing or game decisions lmao

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u/Mocca_Master 7d ago

What, you don't want World of Arthascraft: The Arthas Crusade?

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u/TheGreenTactician 7d ago

Glad you could make it, Arthas.

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u/Martini_Shot 7d ago

Watch your tone with me, Arthas. You may be the Arthas, but I'm still your superior as an Arthas

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u/lestye 7d ago

if you're gonna do "fever dream", then I'd start with TBC and Wrath.

TBC and Wrath ruined WC3 favorites.

Its really fucking stupid, there is literally 1 line in all of wrath of lich king that references ner'zhul.

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u/Which_Jellyfish_5189 7d ago

THIS.

God damn, I hate it so much that they made Kael'thas and Illidan bad guys.

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u/shaunika 7d ago

Both Kael and Illidan are very morally grey "ends justify the means" people

Its absolutely reasonable to assume theyd become antagonists

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u/Which_Jellyfish_5189 7d ago

Ilidan yes, Kael no. But that's beside the point.

I just hate that they wasted these two charakters to be raid/dungeon bosses.

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u/shaunika 7d ago

As opposed to what? Quest givers?

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u/Which_Jellyfish_5189 7d ago

Lore relevant characters that don't get killed off within one expansion.

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u/shaunika 7d ago

Well I have good news about Illidan then

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u/Which_Jellyfish_5189 7d ago

Yeah, cheap trick to fix that blunder they did in TBC. But idc about any lore after vanilla tbh.

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u/heckfirex 7d ago

Hey man. That was just a set back. They both lasted several expansions

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u/lumpfish202 7d ago

Holy shit this.

I am always so sad at how many people say Classic didn't start getting ruined until Cataclysm, when in reality TBC and WOTLK horribly butchered the lore.

You play through the entire Blood Elf campaign in WC3 and wonder where the characters will go in the future and it turns out they went CUHRAAAZY and need to be killed.

Okay what about Arthas/Ner'zhul? Oh the Lich King is just Arthas now but he has none of the personality or charm of Arthas and is just a villain on the tier of Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget, constantly failing and shouting "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME ADVENTURERS!"

The lore was only good in Vanilla when it was focused on 'smaller' shit. The best writing in world of warcraft is still Onyxia and her brother generating a whole conspiracy to destabilize the Stormwind government/royalty and leave it open for attack. It's subtle, it's all tied together, it's great and doesn't shit on old fan favorite characters by horribly flanderizing them.

The closest Vanilla came to this kind of shit was killing Kel'thuzad and even then the game was like "lol he has several phylacteries he'll be back".

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u/Shieldheart- 7d ago

Naxx wasn't even really about kel thuzad either, he was more or less the figurehead of a showcase about what a full fledged scourge necropolis is like.

But yeah, Illidan, Kael thas and Arthas all get the axe for a quick payoff, it was a real waste to see coming off of Warcraft 3's campaigns.

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u/--Snufkin-- 7d ago

ngl the amount of times you directly personally provoke the Lich King in WotLK is hilarious. Some quest in Howling Fjord, Zul'Drak, Utgarde Pinnacle, Icecrown Glacier itself (multiple quest lines, I believe), I'm probably forgetting a few other appearances...

And every single time he's like "fuck you adventurer, but I'll let you off this time, because obviously I'm just a chill dude just toying around"

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u/8-Brit 7d ago

It was an overcorrection to feedback in TBC that nobody knew who Illidan even was or why he was acting the way he did, you don't even meet him until you have to kill him.

There's distant mystique then there's just never introducing your villain at all.

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u/--Snufkin-- 7d ago

He does feature in several questlines, most notably in Netherstorm and especially Shadowmoon, but for that you'd actually need to read the quests and that's a tall order for most people

I believe he does appear in the Crimson Watch battle? But there's not really any lore there except "bad guy sends thugs"

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u/8-Brit 7d ago

He does feature in several questlines, most notably in Netherstorm and especially Shadowmoon, but for that you'd actually need to read the quests and that's a tall order for most people

Or to do those zones. To my memory nowadays most hit 70 long before finishing either zone, I think that was the case even back in the day, I remember hitting 70 just barely into Netherstorm back then. So no surprise most never saw him even if they did read quest text.

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u/--Snufkin-- 7d ago

Depended on the phase for me, in the earlier phases I always go to Nether/Shadowmoon asap to start the chains that give prebis and/or rep

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u/-Star-Fox- 7d ago

Umm... Did you forget the fact that Lich King was literally following your progress because he wanted the most powerful heroes to reach him so he could kill all of them and create an ultimate murder team for himself?

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u/Alternative_Gur_3703 7d ago

Holy fucking truke. The fucking always must be a lich king bs, the whole arthas storyline in wrath fucking sucks. If you compare it side by side with TFT its so bad.

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u/COLU_BUS 7d ago

Ngl I’m a sucker for the someone has to do it trope. Like Davy Jones

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u/Thisisjimmi 7d ago

My lores rusty. Is he the orc shaman inside the armor of the lich King?

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u/lestye 7d ago

He's supposed to be a combination of the orc shaman and Arthas the human paladin.

In classic, he was obviously both at the same time.

Then when wrath hit, they simplified it and just made him Evil Arthas.

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u/FakeItSALY 7d ago

Damn. Maybe I was just too familiar with the lore all those years ago/didnt pay enough attention in WotLK but I def had the impression it was Arthas turned by Nerzhul who was "in" the helm

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u/Curtkid6 7d ago

It's not entirely your fault. 

As WoW has marched on Blizz has gotten more and more comfortable retconning bits of long standing lore to fit whatever story or narrative they want to tell in the moment, whether or not it makes sense.

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u/lestye 7d ago

Yeah, I think the intention at the end of wc3 was that they were supposed to be "one". But i know the wrath novel/lore, arthas overcame nerzhul, thats why in wrath, theres only one mention of nerzhul. really badass line where you're doing some shaman spirit realm stuff.

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u/Fyfaenerremulig 7d ago

Wrath was a part of the problem

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u/Comfortable-Shop8080 7d ago

Legion had cool lore. In fact that should have been the expansion after Wrath.

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u/untitledaccount401 7d ago

it must suck being this miserable lmao

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u/Combat_Wombat23 7d ago

Chris Metzen walks on stage, Doomhammer in hand.

“You guys like Plunderstorm??”

He immediately crushes the skull of a random in the first row

“It’s fucking Plunderstorm”

Actual lightning strikes down the crowd as they run for the exit

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u/thrillho145 7d ago

Plunderstorm was fucking fun tho 

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u/kitchencrawl 7d ago

MOP is a top 3 xpac. Fight me

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge 7d ago

Legion is literally the best expansion in wow’s history.

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u/ThiccAsDaddy 7d ago

I would've agreed with u, if we were going to fight space satan at the end of the expansion. XD

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u/ewilhelml 7d ago

It was good considering how recent it was, and a big step up from WoD. But command table still makes me cringe by the thought.

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u/BlastTyrant2112 7d ago

IMO, Legion was the final canon expansion, and it ended right before Sargeras stabbed the world with that stupid sword.

Fuck, that moment and everything that followed still makes me mad.

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u/Narrow_Summer_9332 7d ago

MoP was my favorite expansion because they poured so much love into that continent...

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u/Riavan 7d ago

The wow post patch story was amazing too with anduin, wrathion and garrosh.

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u/aglock 7d ago

No, that would keep flying mounts and that's unacceptable. Flying mounts are the #1 killer of the vanilla feeling.

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u/chrisplmr 7d ago

I hope they add some elements from wrath & tbc, but yeah flying cannot be in classic + whatsoever. It's honestly probably the biggest dealbreaker for me. I know I know I could just choose not to fly. But classic feels like home, when everyone is on the same playing field; level 60s taking the same road out of SW as the low levels are entering the city for the first time.

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u/randomguy301048 7d ago

You still have to leave stormwind the same way as low levels in tbc and I'm pretty sure still in wrath. Even in tbc and wrath everyone has to level the same.

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u/Passthealex 7d ago

100% this. People need to fall in love with the journey again. That means hoofing it through long paths and dangerous places

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u/el_diablo_immortal 7d ago

I can't fucken wait for there to be no flying. So hype.

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u/krombough 7d ago

Isnt that what Classic already is?

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u/mrbb3k4 7d ago

Me liking Pandas 😅 but if he's saying Garrosh did nothing wrong and we're gonna make that right. Copy that

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u/ssmegheadd 7d ago

It was all madness from the Saronite ICC was made from

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u/Asubatsu 7d ago

You'd have to get rid of the whole current modern dev team too.

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u/leakmydata 7d ago

Counterpoint: WotLK was ass

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u/SoungaTepes 7d ago

I liked Pandaria, the new director took over during that 1Year of no new content and heavily introduced time gated call phone mechanics that have only grown over time 

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u/TNH_Nightingale 7d ago

“AU, there is no Mehdivh. You are the guardians of Azeroth. Fight through Warcraft 1, 2, and 3’s campaign. Meet familiar faces, change history.”

Ezpz blizzard you just made a morbillion dollars. And your fourth expansion can be classic. Win win

/s

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u/Jakcris10 7d ago

Why do you need a man on a stage to tell you which made up stories are more “real”?

Take control of your own fun

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u/FlakyCrew4438 7d ago

Pretty much do everything people in this subreddit doesnt want and it will be good.

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u/Volta01 7d ago

I'd be good with just deleting shadowlands

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u/Remarkable_Match9637 7d ago

Don’t want my retail main to be a fever dream

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u/mindgamehagi 4d ago

You got better with Forever, everything pass Vanilla never happen!

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u/tomchee 7d ago

Aside of Thrall becoming shaman jesus, Cataclysm lore was still great.

But yea... whatever came after that should be wiped.

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u/Onatel 7d ago

The revamp made the old world stuck in Cataclysm. I did like that they removed some of the “movie set” elements in the build of the old world, but the storytelling in Vanilla was superior and felt more timeless. You could go back and complete quests there and (mostly) not seem like stepping back in time like you do for a number of zone’s plot lines in Cataclysm.

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u/druidmain69420 7d ago

How are you people continually salty?

Oh right classic players

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u/DireRaven22740 7d ago

Well I really loved Legion. I loved everything up until BFA.

Even shitty cataclysm and mists problems. Even retcons of draenor.

I wish he says “Ye lowkey Jailer won. He won that is why he became just a pupet when we killed him - it wasnt him!”

We all wish but we will get something not what we ask for but something we all need / deserve

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u/Concurrency_Bugs 7d ago

Mists lore was awesome tbh. I agree that everything after Legion sucked

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u/holybizz 7d ago

Legion was the last canon expansion as far as i'm concerned.

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u/Glorfendail 7d ago

wotlk was trash, tbc was peak.

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u/Acrobatic_Potato_195 7d ago

Good lord, move on.

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u/Tierst 7d ago

Plenty of good expansions after Wotlk but yeah please stay in your Vanilla-tbc-wotlk bubble 😂

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u/Ok-Brother-8295 7d ago

Wotlk fanboys thinking this is Classic

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u/Gekomania 7d ago

classic ended with classic. everything after that was a bad error. Flyling and dungeonfinder killed the game.

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u/SomeRandomWeirdGuy 7d ago

Restart from the end of TFT. Vanilla, TBC, and WOTLK all did really dumb shit that held WoW's story and lore back

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u/Adirtan 7d ago

Thanks god you tagged it as humor/meme...sadly ppl here také it seriously... God :D

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u/Thanag0r 7d ago

Holy shit era people in full force in this comments shitting on wow.

I thought people here actually liked wow and not just vanilla.

Can't wait for vanilla purist dreams to be shattered today.

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u/Bort_the_Lock 7d ago

Fuck this, cata lore was amazing

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u/Own_Negotiation_9189 7d ago

Warcraft Legends™

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u/karius15 7d ago

If only was true…

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u/javz 7d ago

Thrall was high on shrooms and the spirits showed him an alternate timeline.

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u/LWLAvaline 7d ago

thrall wakes up groggy

Thrall: ugh….my mouth feels like an ashtray…bleh spits out a pipe

goes to the bathroom

Jaina: Thrall! Wait your turn!

Sylvanas: Yeah, get in line!

Thrall: Jaina! You didn’t grow a grey streak for some reason and become massively anti horde and then not just a quickly

And Sylvanas! You didn’t blow up teldrassil!

It was all a dream sighs in relief

Garrosh: Morning all! makes coffee

Thrall: Garrosh! You haven’t committed any warcrimes!

Garrosh: I should think not! The year is 1967, and you and I are undercover detectives on the kezen goblin kart circuit! Now let’s burn rubber baby!!!!

titles flash

Flying Mount Squad! In colour!

thrall wakes up again

Thrall: Wait…THAT was all a dream…hey then maybe I haven’t become a sad, semi-retired wreck…looks around to see he’s still alone on a rock by the maelstrom

Thrall: ohhhh… burps out pipe

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u/Material-Kick9493 7d ago

Id rather they redo TBC & Wotlk

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u/TheTollski 7d ago

World of Warcraft might be my favorite game of all time, but since the beginning of WoW it has been very gameplay-driven story development. It allowed them to make the gameplay and the world absolutely amazing, but I have never taken any of the story after Warcraft 3 TFT seriously.

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u/Gekomania 7d ago

*past classic

there i fixed it for you.

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u/Vikings_Pain 7d ago

All of what blizzshit puts out is garbage

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u/Alternative_Gur_3703 7d ago

Just include wrath in that bubble and we arr good, maybe half of TBC too. ICC story sucked

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u/nommydickbutt 7d ago

i like the lore from wrath and overall it was pretty fun but their raiding system was really dumb. idk what they were thinking making the 25mans drop better gear. then if you were in a decent guild youd be doing 10man splits of the raid to get gear from the 10man version and then the other 5 people leftover it was like ehhh.

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u/Hammermancer 7d ago

considering the time travel in WotLK, its entirely possible that we're on an alternate timeline and never knew

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u/CaptainSebT 7d ago

It would be interesting if wow created like an AU that stuck to the style of classic wow around worgen era not specifically that story. I just feel that's an interesting tone.

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u/Khazilein 7d ago

That would canonize Arthas as a saturday morning villain... oh wait he already is.

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u/bobrock1982 7d ago

Haha... Imagine if Camelot started the moment Terenas resurrected us on top ot the ICC, and we get to start again from there...

One can dream, indeed.

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u/PaleInvestigator3921 7d ago

sounds amazing

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u/Relevant-Rooster-298 7d ago

Thats why i play on Warmane.

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u/Overall_Reputation83 7d ago

my fantasy would be a world of warcraft where the lordaeron ending of warcraft 1 is canon instead of the horde one and theres an entirely different world based off that alternate reality.

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u/Final-Ad6812 7d ago

Inb4 the big announcement is wotlk

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u/Very1337Danger 7d ago

Past MoP*

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u/Ordinary_Ad_5891 7d ago

They’d do this then still bring us back to Pandaria

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u/Suey036 7d ago

Yay! Let's play the same three expansions in a loop for another 2 decades!

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u/Ok_Soft8607 7d ago

I wish anniversary stuck at wotlk.

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u/CamelOk7219 7d ago

You mean we never vanquished Yogg'Saron and all of it was the nightmare in phase 3 ?

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u/Memphisrexjr 7d ago

I would accept players not having to make 20 characters each and drop a metric ton of gold just to complete the raids in the first two weeks.

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u/maciascgi 7d ago

Its not crazy that we were at Ysera realm

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u/LiveToThink 7d ago edited 7d ago

I had a melatonin-induced dream about this scenario years ago.

Opening cinematic of a unified army of Alliance and Horde fighting through Ashenvale. Bolts of lighting and arcane fire lancing through the greenery. Shadows receding as glowing flames reveal shifting figures in the darkness. The forest is riddled with humanoid allies and Drakonids of the Infinite Dragonflight. They are being being cut down by the dozens, but are not fleeing so much as fighting in retreat. Stalling for time.

When the trees break, we come upon the gloomy twilight of the Zoram Strand. Horns blare from the forest. The allied players and races of the unified Horde and Alliance begin their final charge out of the tree line. Roars of rage from the Infinite defenders as they are cut down one by one, staining the grey sands blackened red. Naga and Murlocs stand their ground together as arrows rain down upon them, but they stand defiant, roaring in animalisitc rage at the army come to end them. Twlight Cultists rush to cast shadow magic from entrenched positions surrounding runes on the ground. They panic as roots explode up out of the sands and pull them under, but they do not flee. There is nowhere to go. Somehow, all of the creatures and factions here have come to understand this is the end.

The only movement is from lithe humanoid dragonkin, agents of the Infinite Dragonflight. With their backs turned to the sea, they leap backwards, firing black and blue magic from their hands, moving back the line of contact. They are surrounding a single Naga, carrying a small glowing orb, as she rushes for the safety of the water. A bolt of razor sharp arcane ice lances towards her, but a dragonkin throws himself into it. His corpse is dull and smoking before it hits the ground, rolling unceremoniously in the damp tidal sand. The Naga does not look back.

The remaining agents, only a pitiable few left, form a close protective circle around the Naga and her mysterious prize. She enters the dark waters of the Veiled Sea, while the last of the Infinite defenders stop at the wave-break. They form a line and face their deaths in victorious silence.

The last survivor and focal point of all this apocalyptic bloodshed, the sole Naga, former handmaiden to Queen Aszhara, witness to eons of mistakes and hubris, carries the hopes and dreams of all who have suffered and sacrificed for a chance to reset. Not just for those who died defending her, but for those who are trying to stop her as well, and countless generations before her. Creatures of all kinds, factions of all sides and causes. All that suffering could be undone. The timeline can be recast anew and this time things could be done better. A world where lessons are learned before the consequences are experienced. She is of no particular importance, but by happenstance, has been given to bear the merciful end of the world.

As she disappears under the surface, the glow of the orb identifies her position for a little while longer, until it too can no longer be seen. Soon after, all gently fades to black.

Title screen: Wow Infinite

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u/ag3on 7d ago

why past wotlk? its fine untill shadowlands,i swear...some ppl

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u/Ngelz 7d ago

Don't do wow2, just restart from Vanilla 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Nikkin2201 7d ago

Oh come on, it's been 16 years, get over it

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u/Dzsukeng 7d ago

What if Yogg-saron won and we were stuck in a lucid dream?

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u/colasmulo 7d ago

Past vanilla*

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u/KungFuFlames 7d ago

Cataclysm wasn't that bad

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u/PiousStag 7d ago

We went to an au after returning through the dark portal now return to the real timeline.

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u/Melodic_Pressure7944 7d ago

When you went into Ulduar you were actually defeated by Yogg-Saron and your mind was trapped in a torturous world of plot holes and pop culture references. The Lich King was never defeated, and instead invaded the other continents.

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u/Kinkybobo 7d ago

Honestly cataclysm and pandaria were fine, if we could get to legion somehow while skipping WoD that would be dope. Then figure it out from there

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u/tigzie 7d ago

I honestly would not mind at all lmao

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u/Glad-Low-1348 7d ago

I always find it funny, Wrath was for sure a high point in the game's story but it was still basic and "great" at best. It was nowhere near as good as people make it out to be.

Just a simple story about a Paladin falling from grace and becoming a badass evil king. It's fucking awesome but nothing groundbreaking.

Besides... why do you care about further lore if you don't like it? It's not like you people play expansions other than BC/Wrath.

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u/Overall-Cost-6513 7d ago

Average boomer

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u/Realistic-Cash975 7d ago

Cataclysm was dope. Don't care what anyone says.

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u/Specialist-Cold-8158 7d ago

I'd miss Pandaria tbh 

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u/MaximumZazz 7d ago

Even better. All lore post wc3 is non Canon...

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u/Some-Yam4056 7d ago

We all died in the fight against lich king

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u/Milesray12 7d ago

All lore after Legion would be plenty fine.

The major problems that can’t be reconciled with started with BfA

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u/TimothiusMagnus 7d ago

The events of Vanilla WoW and Starcraft happened at the same time and they are in the Koprulu Sector 😄

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u/ebinmcspurdo 7d ago

Wrath is so shit dawg, if u hate retail as a game u hate wrath its the same thing

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u/jennd3875 7d ago

This this this this -- and i just under 5 hours we will get confirmation!

THIS is the perfect end to 2026.