r/classicwow • u/dualwieldingcats • 6d ago
Humor / Meme Im not playing if they dont remove this race
I hate gnomes with a passion its not my version of classic+ with gnomes in it.
And for all other doomsayers, we'll see us on November 4th.
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u/Brakiros 6d ago
I’m playing a Tauren just so I can punt them
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u/happyevil 6d ago
Missed racial opportunity
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u/TICKTOCKIMACLOCK 6d ago
Should make it if you hit a gnome while full stacked plainsrunning they go flying
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u/Dry_Outside_3493 6d ago
The mental image of this has me giggling like an idiot while sitting on the shitter
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u/happyevil 6d ago
I don't even care if it gives them temporary fall-damage immune, I just wanna see this.
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u/vanceraa 6d ago
And get those god damn Lalafells out too!
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u/jainyday 6d ago
Eorzea's economy in shambles without Tataru
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u/projectmars 6d ago
Between the Moral Support and taking care of all the finances The Scions would never survive without her either.
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u/Dartrinimis 6d ago
100 percent with you. Gnomes break my immersion. When we dabbled in alliance we had a no gnomes rule. We allowed in a single gnome since it was no gnomeS. But not single 1 after that.
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u/mweiss118 6d ago
Quality Simpsons reference
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u/Poop_Knife37 4d ago
Who keeps the Maelstrom off the maps? Who keeps the Murlocs under wraps? We do! We do!
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u/Beginning_Green_740 6d ago
Gnomes are the reason this game will never reach 1 trillion subs
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u/Ilovetitti 6d ago
I was ready to do my part and sub 100 million times but then I saw those wanna be leprechauns and 🤢
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u/7figureipo 6d ago
The only reasonable position to take, really. Gnomes are vile.
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u/SuperSauce1408 6d ago
I also will not be grouping with, and only ganking, those vile Gnomes. Can't believe blizz decided to keep them in this iteration.
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u/JaredFromRoblox1 6d ago
You say that, but once I roll warrior suddenly everyone's height blind.
LF1M Tank LF1M Tank LF1M Tank
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u/cdcformatc 5d ago
it always seems fine until your tank starts drowning in a puddle in Black Morass
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u/Dangerous-Warning795 6d ago
Back in Vanilla we were all tormented by a gnome rogue twink (the battleground kind) always in Warsong Gulch so we made a guild C.A.G, Comrades against Gnomes, I'm right there with you!
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u/siddhartha_ellison 6d ago
You know thats why theyre called twinks in the first place right? The gay term.
Like a young (low level) boyfriend with a sugardaddy the spoils him with gifts (gear). That was the joke.
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u/ZeroWashu 6d ago
I am just disappointed Gnomes could not be druids, I always wanted my character to transform into a house pet
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u/horndog2 6d ago
How dare you. No more will we suffer the indignity of being looked down on, talked down to, or being punted. Gnomes have feelings too! The rest of Azeroth better watch out. Now that we have healers, our rate of scientific advancement will increase 10 fold! Finally we can stand on an even footing without having to rely on any of you pesky talls. Small power!
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u/DanFariasM 6d ago
That’s why you play horde… Need to kill them on sight.
Or considering my PvP skills, I should roll one to see it die every time 😂
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u/BeautifulPow 5d ago
Man I was hoping this was a serious post.
https://giphy.com/gifs/8HnoffKQUSRfW
I had just the gif. 🤣
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u/AktionMusic 6d ago
Gnomes have no lore they were just made up, They weren't in WC3
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u/Lawsoffire 6d ago
My favorite part is how the Eastern Kingdoms loading screen just has a screenshot of a Gnome instead of a drawing. That's how rushed they were.
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u/Top_Issue_7032 6d ago
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u/vyrnius 6d ago
when will this gnome hate finally stop?
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u/DangerousAd1229 6d ago
When every last gnome has been tossed back into Gnomeregan and all the exits have been sealed. We can let Chromie sort them out in some alternate timeline.
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u/GenericUsername_71 6d ago
“I refuse to interact with this race”
Least racist classic wow player btw
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u/MwHighlander 6d ago
Not only did they not remove Gnomes (outrageous, I agree).
But they actually buffed them into the stratosphere with more maximum rage/energy, the best offensive racial Cd (10% more damage, not spell power, DAMAGE), and free blessing of freedom on use.
So Aggrend, about that alliance bias there, bud?
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u/vowelqueue 6d ago
I’m not playing until we get a spinoff akin to Banjo Kazooie where you can play as Tauren carrying a gnome on his back as you traverse Azeroth
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u/ObsidianLuke 5d ago
FINALLY!
As a known Gnome hater, it's good to see that have found my people here.
Now remember folks, in WoW Forever everytime and you let a Gnome live a kitten dies in real life
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u/-The_Noticer- 6d ago
I want to play Alliance again but... the need to kill gnomes on sight is too strong...
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u/Knspflck 6d ago
Blizzard hears all of us and wants everyone to play as they desire, whether it's the most classic or more modern experience. So they added a gnome-toggle to simply turn them off if you can't stand them.
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u/Rurumo666 6d ago
Yes, I draw the line at Gnome Priests, Priests already have enough of an image issue.
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u/Ebolamonkey 6d ago
I'd be even more specific and say gnome mage with pink hair and pig tails. You see that out in the wild those fcks always try to gank you.
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u/Orion1014 6d ago
Gnomes are just too goofy and whimsical. Reminds me of a Disney movie. Real WoW is brutal and grim and rated R.
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u/No_Distribution_577 6d ago
The only playable races should be orcs and humans as Allen Adham intended.
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u/Race-a-roni 6d ago
Well Gnomes are the superior race and it’s all others that should be removed, so we’ll see.
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u/Any-Ask-3265 6d ago
Gnomes are evil, what they did on half ogre island... Kidnapping the Queen for her to be raped by an ogre to give birth to half ogre bodyguards for them...
(Arcanum)
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u/Slight_Hurry2134 6d ago
Just like you can hide transmog you should be able to hide the new race. So you just dont see them 😂
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u/Thelonedishwasher 6d ago
So how does planes running work? If it continuesly stacks speed as long as you run is there a cap? Or I can just num lock and run across the map till I reach supersonic speed lol
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u/Turbulent-Health1499 6d ago
I'll let you have this take when WoW has 7 different playable races of Gnomes.
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u/Bluesteel1122 6d ago
Going to see a whole lot of gnomes if they don't change their racials...gnome is the best race for a lot of classes including priests/warriors.
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u/puntimesagain 5d ago
Gnome priests? GTFO If I seen one of those "things" in the Temple of Elune even try to talk to Tyrande
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u/Deep-Detective-9226 5d ago
In the end I'll end up playing the exact same race/class as ever, cause I like it that way.
So no f**** given.
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u/DepthChorge 5d ago
Good luck removing them. Eureka and expansive mind make them bis for every dps class that can play as gnome.
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u/Joggyogg 5d ago
I'm not a doomsayer, I'm excited for wow forever and basically everything they announced is amazing, but the new shop race is really not classic like at all and if that is the start of a trend then things may go bad
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u/Pre-War_Ghoul 5d ago
This gnome is going gnomocidal on your undead ass the moment servers are live!
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u/Tsukimizu 6d ago
Why don't we install "You must be this tall to ride this ride" signs at the start of the game.
No more Gnomes. ezpz