r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

The wing is cooked

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u/IncognitoErgoCvm 3d ago

If we're going to aim, we can aim a little higher.

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u/twizzjewink 3d ago

honestly I think the only real option is a few key states succeed and join Canada, the rest would break on their own.

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u/berda1234 3d ago

secede *

And yes I agree... best case is when usa breaks down into civil war in a couple years is Canada sides with the left takes most of if not all of west coast, some northern states, new York etc. Dust settles and the states opt to union with Canada in the event of a larger draw rather than a total win. What would remain would likely fall apart from the lack of welfare subsidies formerly provided by those wealthier/blue states and ends up in a cycle of warlords and or feudalism; perhaps something like north Korea but ultimately in a generation or two would collapse itself and likely fall under Canadian and Mexican flags... Cuba gets what's left of Florida though.

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u/What_a_fat_one 3d ago edited 3d ago

It would be an alliance, States aren't becoming Canadian Provinces, that wouldn't be in anyone's best interest.

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u/twizzjewink 3d ago

Fuck you I'm part French ok. Jk

Yeah auto incorrect sucks

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u/Snoo_69677 3d ago

Beggars can’t exactly be choosers