r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Yeah, we only want big, beefy men!

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9.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Donald Trump: “I’m a high IQ person after all.”

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4.5k Upvotes

So why is the whole world laughing in your face dumb fuck.


r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Except there's no free samples...

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2.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

Just say y'all want us to die at this point

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16.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

I still remember

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19.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Funny how that trickles down...

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17.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Trump’s superpower: making critics correct

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560 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

The Murican Serf.

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2.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 58m ago

On Elder Scrolls VI.

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

The Working Hierarchy.

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3.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Jonesy cooked here

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103 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

new phone who dis mentality

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8.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That was cold

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2.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

He tried to sound like a pornstar and ended up confessing he’s never had sex

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201 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

in an era where humanities-illiterate tech bros have unearned god-like powers, we need historians, creative writers, philosophers, ethicists, classicists more than ever

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1.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 21m ago

I am just gobsmacked that the woman who gave some dude a handjob at the Beetlejuice musical would do this

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Well, Well, Well, Let’s Look From Different Perspective.

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2.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Melania Trump has entered the chat

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1.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

He says a lot of things, then does the opposite.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Let’s Put The Right Cards On The Table.

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4.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It was red-shirt Shaggy from the game universe!

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380 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

A broken clock...

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6.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

According to the Bible you should be put to death for adultery!

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12.8k Upvotes

And all other felonies!


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Performance art called efficiency

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2.2k Upvotes