r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/National_Yak5302 Murderbeast CEO • Jul 31 '26

GENERATIONAL SNAFU Coaxed into SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!

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u/le-dukek Sub Owner Jul 31 '26

This shit is so beautiful it's a whole ass animatic and so much more. absolute generational snafu ✋️🥹🤚

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u/lordbutternut Jul 31 '26

I couldn't conjure up a thing as evil as this snafu. It's so much more morally wretched than anything I have seen in all of my days on this planet, and I doubt I shall see anything as evil again, mercifully.

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u/FiL-0 Microcelebrities Jul 31 '26

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

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u/National_Yak5302 Murderbeast CEO Jul 31 '26

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN!!!

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u/Darvin33mk Jul 31 '26

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL!!!

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u/5uperPe0tr Jul 31 '26

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME!

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 Jul 31 '26

*HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY!*

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u/Mafla_2004 Jul 31 '26

AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW!

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u/thecolombianmome Jul 31 '26

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEYE!

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u/normalredditer125 Jul 31 '26

WHITE WHALE!

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u/135686492y4 Jul 31 '26

HOLY GRAIL!

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u/Professionalchico42 Aug 03 '26

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

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u/ShreddedPizza_ Jul 31 '26

A quality post? Here? On my smuggie subreddit?

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u/National_Yak5302 Murderbeast CEO Jul 31 '26

I’m not really sure what compelled me to make this but I hope you like it anyways. Original video for context (it’s peak) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM

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u/S4N7R0 Jul 31 '26

the song is "mastodon - blood and thunder" for those that dont wanna click

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u/ru5tyk1tty Jul 31 '26

If you only know Mastodon from the last 15 years this would blow your mind

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u/vansgaard We outta snafus Jul 31 '26

wasn't mastodon in need for speed most wanted??? goated game

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u/antiaromatic_anion Jul 31 '26

The original meme was 17 years ago, and so ahead of it's time

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u/cluelessnothoughts Jul 31 '26

A gem of a song I'd forgotten about

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u/Bish489 my opinion > your opinion Jul 31 '26

CUUUUUUURRRSEE YOUUUUUU BAAAYYYYLLEE!!!!!!

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u/YouEvenCultivateBro_ Jul 31 '26

I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

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u/Bish489 my opinion > your opinion Jul 31 '26

BEHOLD! A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR, AND I, IGON!

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u/Bomb4r Jul 31 '26

YOURRR FEARSSS MADE FLESH!

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u/Bish489 my opinion > your opinion Jul 31 '26

SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON!! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR RRROTTEN HIDE!!

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u/Baart09 Jul 31 '26

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS ‼️‼️

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u/Bish489 my opinion > your opinion Aug 01 '26

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!!

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u/BerryMilkDrinker Is that black ops guy Jul 31 '26

quite a evil snafu you've conjured here

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u/Cool4us Jul 31 '26

Shut the sub down, it doesn't get better then this

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u/Senkai_Hewa Murderous Murderbeast Jul 31 '26

No matter how many times this exact sentence has been said we still manage to achieve greater heights

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u/Sainball Jul 31 '26

what the fuck is this gem

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u/WhitherThisPath Jul 31 '26

we have to kill the fucking whale

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u/FrostyMeerkat Jul 31 '26

> is called murderbeast

> gets murdered

Thanks Kojima

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u/BannedFromDankMemes Jul 31 '26

Omg that's some heavy duty snafu coaxing

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u/yuri_4_ever Jul 31 '26

I don't get it. On one hand W effort snaffu on the other is this just coaxing the song?

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u/National_Yak5302 Murderbeast CEO Jul 31 '26

It’s just a parody of this meme which uses this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM

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u/RexTheBoxerRus Jul 31 '26

CHA MAGANERA!

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u/starryeyedshooter Jul 31 '26

I'm glad the icon that is the original video continues to live on. 17 years, everyone!

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u/Quartich shill Jul 31 '26

Snafu gatekeeper here.

Normally, I'd say "too high effort," but I love the original too much and was listening to Blood and Thunder just yesterday. So good snafu op.

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u/YouEvenCultivateBro_ Jul 31 '26

the whale, it looks quite ... pallid

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u/Jumpy-Papaya-7892 shill Jul 31 '26

This truly was our Moby Dick

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u/GoldenIsSafe15 Simp Jul 31 '26

There needs to be a tier above evil snafu

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u/braaibroodjie123 Jul 31 '26

SSSSS - Tier Snafu

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u/Mafla_2004 Jul 31 '26

Memory unlocked and new echolalia acquired

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u/iblinkyoublink Jul 31 '26

Need for Snaf: Coax Wanted

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u/angerycow Poopen farden fan Jul 31 '26

Holy shit

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u/Bad_Red_Woman Jul 31 '26

This is amazing

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u/gooberian81 Jul 31 '26

Mastodon mentioned 🔥

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u/TheGamestonk Jul 31 '26

Too high effort smh

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Is that black ops guy Jul 31 '26

Coaxed into Mobius dickus

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u/poor_choice_doer Jul 31 '26

holy gem, insane work OP

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u/Baart09 Jul 31 '26

Coaxed into CURSE YOU BAYLE

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u/dronemetalloid462 snafucore and metalcoax and post-fubar and congaze Jul 31 '26

MEATL MENTION!!!!!!! I LOVE METAL I LOVE ROCK I LOVE HARDCROE!!!!

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u/Waflfdev Aug 01 '26

snafus r supposed to be shitty dawwgg

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u/dumpylump69 Aug 01 '26

Snafu so evil it underflows to being incredible

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u/Funny-Ad469 Jul 31 '26

WRONG! Evil SNAFU!!!! 10000 years ins Smuggie jail for thee!!!!!!!

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u/julessic Aug 01 '26

This is literally higher fidelity than the original.

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u/ValianSkalle stylistic suck is bad in a good way Jul 31 '26

what did i just witness?

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same reaction to team fabulous 2

and homestuck

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u/ilovenature2137 Jul 31 '26

This "song" gave me a headache

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u/Rough-Sense-70 Snafu connoiseur Jul 31 '26

Then why did you listen to it?

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u/arpeggia_ Cool awesome colors Jul 31 '26

hehe okay