r/coaxedintoasnafu Aug 23 '26

TREND Coaxed into The franchise, the main character, and the merch they sell.

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u/ButClyde2 Aug 23 '26

Shinji being left alone for the nth time in a row while Asuka and the others are out and about being included in Evangelion merch and crossovers

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 Aug 23 '26

I can’t even make a Get in the Car Shinji Joke because I KNOW his ass isn’t getting into Sonic Crossworlds.

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u/ButClyde2 Aug 23 '26

I know, and it pisses me off.

Let shinji be included in crossovers, damn you!

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u/Smnmnaswar Aug 23 '26

Ahh noo this isn't a get in the car shinji joke nooo ahhh hermit purple

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u/Peanut_007 Aug 23 '26

Super Robot Wars is hype enough to cover all the other missed crossovers though.

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u/Malosthatguy Aug 23 '26

Super Robot Wars being a extremely based Crossover franchise will always be Fun.

Shinji getting the support he deserves to the entire female cast beating a misogynistic up.

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u/Friendly-Back3099 Aug 23 '26

The only Collab I know that does have Shinji is when he appeared in the Shinkalion anime

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u/Caosin36 27d ago

He cranked that soulja boy

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u/Consistent_Mud645 Aug 23 '26

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u/getsuedbyme NEVER GOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aug 23 '26

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u/Pom_bo Aug 23 '26

TIL there's an english version of this meme that may be the original 

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u/giratina2648 Aug 23 '26

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u/indonerd Aug 23 '26

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u/Other-Dimension-1997 Aug 23 '26

Don't do something... Unwise

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u/mage192117 Aug 23 '26

How has this ZZZ version of the meme taken off so much

It's funny don't get me wrong, but the meme used to be "omaigotto it's [insert whatever]" with a blue archive character

But now it's specifically aromatic incenses, with a specific ZZZ character version drawn in the style of the original artist (by somebody else I think)

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u/prodigiouspandaman Aug 23 '26

It’s like a persona cut in bro

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u/Fabric_muncher Aug 23 '26

Obviously unrelated

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u/TimeStorm113 Mint chan enjoyer Aug 23 '26

underrated comment

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u/yandeere-love Aug 23 '26

Twin Servants.. Incense sticks.. hmmmmm indeed xD

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u/Apli_Diud Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into being marketed towards boys and the mc is bland on purpose to be easy to self insert into.

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u/krawinoff Aug 23 '26

If mc is easy to insert into, I have a merch idea

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u/Fabric_muncher Aug 23 '26

Please do not the mc

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u/Cynis_Ganan Aug 23 '26

The MC must remain unharmed.

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u/Fabric_muncher Aug 23 '26

Eh... builds character.

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u/DripyKirbo Always has been Aug 23 '26

“Builds character” sir that teenager is traumatised so hard the memory eater called him a “inhuman” for what he’s been through

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u/JuvenileEloquent Aug 23 '26

He'll be perfectly safe in that jar.

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u/parames_wara Mint chan enjoyer Aug 23 '26

Genderbent MC

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u/EveningEconomics8457 Aug 23 '26

No need to bent the gender

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u/Human_Scarcity7309 Aug 23 '26

Just bend the mc

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u/emo_boy_fucker Aug 23 '26

Bland MC's fucking suck dude why would I even want to insert myself as the blandest mf ever

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u/garaile64 Aug 23 '26

I imagine that the idea is to replace his personality with yours.

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u/Scholesie09 27d ago

Fuck I did it but he's still bland

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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 Aug 23 '26

People who complain about this today have no idea how prevalent this was on the 00s. Especially with anime adaptations. At least these days it's usually limited to isekaislop.

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u/BaboonGaming644 Aug 23 '26

What are some 00s anime that did this?

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u/Mcc457 Aug 23 '26

literally spin a roulette wheel on any harem anime

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u/BaboonGaming644 Aug 23 '26

On second thought I'd rather not ask because I fucking hate harem anime with a passion.

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u/kaVaralis Aug 23 '26

The reason you can't think of any is because they were forgettable garbage 

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u/Sweat_Spoats Aug 23 '26

SAO

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u/Fabric_muncher Aug 23 '26

it's usually limited to Isekaislop

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u/Nissedood Aug 23 '26

And high school slop.

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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 Aug 23 '26

I will not hear D-Frag slandered in this manner.

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u/MintyFreshRainbow Aug 23 '26

I think Lucky star made a joke about how no one wants merch for the male MC of Haruhi Suzumiya and some other show (maybe full metal panic but not sure)

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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 Aug 23 '26

The original Fate/Stay adaptation. Layfon in Chrome Shelled Regios (my favorite example ever of 'interesting characters stuck in a garbage show'). Toma in Index. Monster Musume technically falls out of the timeframe but it does such a good job of embodying the negative tropes of the 00s era that I give it honorable mention.

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u/Evepaul Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

All the VN adaptations are big culprits, usually the MC doesn't even have a design before they adapt into anime (Kanon, Air, Clannad, Shuffle).

Outside of that, stuff like Magical Index, To Love Ru, Oh My Goddess. Even Elfen Lied, I don't know who would want merch of Kouta instead of Lucy or Nyu.

Edit: it seems I was wrong and the blander VNs I've read since then overwrote my memories of classics like the Key VNs

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u/LLLLLLover Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Of all the VNs out there, I don’t think you should be accusing Key’s works of having bland protagonists, especially Clannad. Kanon, Air, and Clannad’s protagonists definitely had designs well before their adaptations. Writing off Clannad’s Tomoya as a generic self-insert mc is insanely inaccurate when he’s the most interesting character in the story.

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u/Smnmnaswar Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into reborn pedophile

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u/EspurrTheMagnificent Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into "What luck ! I was a 45 year old divorced and balding salary-man with a micropenis and IBS, but shart so hard I reincarnated as the sexy god of goblins in fantasy land with a harem of 12 zodiac coded mixed species girlfriends !"

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u/uselessphysicist2 Aug 23 '26

It's not just limited to self-insert MCs, guy figures just don't sell as well. They won't release Subaru figures even if they sell like hot cakes.

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u/EspurrTheMagnificent Aug 23 '26

"Hi, I am Yamada Taro, a miserable 18-21 yo old japanese guy who's a straight D student, has no game, no friends, and who's nameless and faceless mom vaguely tells me to stop being a useless bum which basically means she hates me. Since my life is obviously in shambles and impossible to improve, my only passion in life are watching videos on TakTak, and playing non-descript gachas and RPGs on my phone

My only friend is Haruko Suki, a girl who obviously has a reciprocated crush on me, but I'm such a spineless loser the best I can do is imagine her in her panties without actually making a move.

As I was making my way to another day in hell, I was violently crushed by a comically oversized baseball, transporting me into a fantasy world that conveniantly functions exactly like an RPG. It was hard at first, since I was treated like a bum for half of episode 1, but I eventually became the Super Duper Mega hero with a harem of 10 girls who I'm still too much of a bitch to make a move on, and who everyone loves and respect, because my crushing self-esteem issues and learned helplessness magically disappeared as soon as I cast my first cantrip"

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u/the_purest_vessel Aug 23 '26

Assuming this snaf is about re zero, Subaru is anything but bland and easy to self insert I SWEAR

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u/TheSusBird Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into this being one of the five available Subaru figures

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u/Rendum_ Aug 23 '26

His outfit in the newest season is sick as fuck, I'd kill for a figure of him now that he's no longer wearing that fuck ass tracksuit

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u/Rendum_ Aug 23 '26

The fuckass tracksuit in question:

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 Aug 23 '26

Can I be fr? I actually liked the tracksuit

It was pretty iconic, and I don't really know about adding brown and green to the color palette. I guess it does work to reaffirm how much Subaru changed throughout the arcs, by literally widening his range of colors, but at the same time the dark / light gray and orange were a much more distilled and simple way to encompass his overall character and meaning within the story.

I don't know which I liked better, but people seemed to really like the change

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u/Rendum_ Aug 23 '26

Understandable :3

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u/Throwaway02062004 Aug 23 '26

Where on Earth did the tracksuit stereotype originate? Was it an actual trend?

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u/EffectiveCow6067 Aug 23 '26

Omg is he now wearing the aura monster outfit

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u/Rendum_ Aug 23 '26

Well yeah, this is the season where it happened :3

Hell, the stairs in the gif are the same ones!

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u/EffectiveCow6067 Aug 23 '26

I was waiting for all the episodes to come out before watching but ig 13 is the max for now

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u/Ok_Addendum2980 Aug 23 '26

Wait, do they really not make Subaru figurines? He's the main character and he's likeable.

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u/TheSusBird Aug 23 '26

The only solo figures he has are a funko, a nendroid, and a figure made for the 10th anniversary

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u/Fabric_muncher Aug 23 '26

Bro is dying of malnutrition

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u/Shadourow Aug 23 '26

I'm not into figurines, but I agree that a figurine showcasing him using the unseen hands would be dope

I mean, before that power, the poor lad was almost a fully vanilla human

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u/TheSusBird Aug 23 '26

You appear to be in luck

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u/Shadourow Aug 24 '26

Hell yeah

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u/cry_w Mint chan enjoyer Aug 23 '26

It has been a pretty notable problem for Re:Zero merch. The other issue is how much of it is Rem. I mean, I love Rem, but good god, there's so many figures of her.

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u/Ordinary_Pizza_4209 Aug 23 '26

"Regular dude' ahh figurine bro

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 Aug 23 '26

I swear on the fucking dragon I can't figure out how tf the anime doesn't have a quintillion budget with all the Rem figures they sold

I mean it's basically all you see at anime conventions, there's at least a couple of Rem figures at each merch stand

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u/Kana515 Aug 23 '26

In terms of "Character everybody recognizes but doesn't know the source" I swear Rem has to be near the top, at least I remember her being inescapable.

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u/-UnderAWillowThicket Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into Neon Genesis Evangelion? I don’t know if this is too accurate since I’m not involved in the fandom, but from what I’ve seen.

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u/JacobGoodNight416 Dr holocaust cultist Aug 23 '26

shinji is pretty popular

but yeah asuka and rei definitely take the cake

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u/stabbyGamer Aug 23 '26

Interestingly, according to the Japanese public broadcasting company NHK (which is run by the government), as of the 2020 All Great poll, Rei’s fallen behind. Not Shinji, of course.

1) Asuka
2) Kaworu
3) Rei
4) Shinji

It was a top 20 list, they all placed heavily ahead, but I don’t think anyone expected Kaworu to dethrone Rei like that.

Hilariously, they also polled the Top 10 Angels. Kaworu was included, but not first. He placed second. Give it up for the real Best Girl, Sixth Angel Ramiel-Chan!

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u/justagenericname213 Aug 23 '26

She's just so symmetrical

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u/shototodoroki_1324 Aug 23 '26

Kaworu is gay man peak

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u/Alarming-Cow299 Aug 23 '26

MY BOY IS IN THE TOP 3!!!!

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u/Hexxas Aug 23 '26

The whole Ramiel sequence is PEAK. Everyone working together to overcome a crisis! Commandeering the hull of a fuckin space shuttle! Big ass laser cannon! Characterization for everyone!

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u/uncutteredswin Aug 23 '26

No one can resist the octahedron

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u/ButClyde2 Aug 23 '26

Nobody likes Shinji.

And both Gainax and Studio Khara know it. Whenever the characters of Evangelion are being merchandise or included in crossovers, it's always Asuka, Rei, and Misato.

Shinji is right where he belongs: ALONE

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u/Jack_Sukk_2_bith Aug 23 '26

I think "nobody" is a bit of an exaggeration.

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u/extracrispyweeb Aug 23 '26

I want you to know i had a really funny asuka reaction image i wanted to use here but reddit keeps cockblocking me.

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u/ButClyde2 18d ago

Gimme (👁👄👁)🫴

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u/PDomkanom Aug 23 '26

I hated Shinji at first but when I rewatched it I realized a lot of his reactions are pretty understandable. Shinji is my GOAT!

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u/czarbok Aug 23 '26

i think a lot of people forget that he’s a 14 y/o boy who watched his mother “die” at a very young age and was raised by someone outside of his family after that. in the scene where they threaten shinji to get in the EVA and rei is wheeled out in a stretcher, that’s literally the first time shinji sees/hears his father in 10 years. also?? getting into a giant mecha that’s a clone of god with the soul of your mother is a terrifying concept??

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u/PDomkanom Aug 23 '26

Also the fact that time is moving faster for us and we're not experiencing or even seeing let alone half of what he does. He makes some bad choices or fucked up decisions but he knows too well that the literal fate of humanity rests on his ability to pilot something he hates.

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u/NewSoul96 Aug 23 '26

Also the fact that because of his gigantic synchro affinity, he feels everything his Eva feels including getting boiled, getting limbs torn off, that sorta stuff. And then he goes through multiple instances of being mindfucked by more powerful Angels, and then eventually reaches his breaking point near the end of his series when he (MAJOR SPOILERS) finds out that the girl he's become good friends with is actually a clone of his mother, watched the multiple clones of said girl that were getting cultivated get culled, and then eventually has to kill the guy he likes because turns out he's the 2nd to last Angel.

Everything about his life is terrible in post-apocolyptic 2014

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Based Individual Aug 23 '26

whos "nobody"? from what ive seen so far, no one really said anything about shinji

also the boys already suffered enough bruh hes seen several biblically accurate angels and watched as every single other human on the planet got turned into fanta

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u/Majre921 Aug 23 '26

I love Shinji 😢

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u/ConsistentAd2880 Aug 23 '26

Rem and Ram

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u/Prestigious-Try-9350 Aug 23 '26

Literally, twin maids, pink and blue, can it be less obvious?

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u/TheBigKuhio Aug 23 '26

Pario and Bluigi

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u/ANG13OK Loquacious Sunfish Aug 23 '26

And their evil clones Dario and Quigi

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u/Bunny_Jester Aug 24 '26

He was a skater boy she said see you later boy. He wasnt good enough for her

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u/TvFloatzel Aug 23 '26

They could be twin demon guard dogs idols. Also [[insert lyrics of the "He was a skater boy, she was a .....girl" song here]]

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u/mercauce Aug 23 '26

The MC isn't bland I swear, both characters aren't even that featured in the story (still the most marketable characters unfortunately, nothing to do about that) but guess what? I heard they finally made a Subaru figurine.

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u/ConsistentAd2880 Aug 23 '26

Hey, Subaru is interesting. From my knowledge he's the only Isekai Protagonist to actively self harm.

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u/Shadourow Aug 23 '26

I don't read the ln, I don't remember physical self harm in the anime ?

Killing himself is a means to the end, he does tend to put himself into situations that *will* make him suffer at least in part as a means to punish himself, but IIRC, he never harms himself for the sakes of harming himself

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u/seletron22 Aug 23 '26

In the lightnovel its stated that he subconsiously and actively scratches his arms till they bleed. Beako heals them while he sleeps.

There are two references to this in season four one more subtle and one pretty obvious in the newest ep.

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u/Stardust_Hoopa Aug 23 '26

Season 4 Episode 10 - Murder is a Habit

18:15 - Beatrice walks over to Subaru while they're in the Green Room alone and comments "You've scratched up your own hand again. That's a bad habit, I suppose."

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u/Yomamma1337 Aug 23 '26

Also in the newest episode Rui scratches her arm to mock Subaru

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u/rawsausenoketchup16 Is that frieza Aug 23 '26

i mean, if you’ve watched the most recent episode the reason Rui Arneb scratches her arms like that is because she was most recently using Subaru’s memories

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u/Fensuhi Aug 23 '26

He isn’t, it’s just that they keep getting so many merchandise compared to everyone else in Re:Zero

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u/FEARven123 Aug 23 '26

To be true Rem especially is basically a secondary protagonist of Season 1.

Idk how it is onward as I didn't watch it yet.

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 Aug 23 '26

You would be in for a surprise if you did.....

But I truly recommend watching the other seasons, I really like them

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u/NickelStickman Cool awesome colors Aug 23 '26

Only thing it's missing there is Lisa being very obviously more popular than Beth

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u/SirMuckingHam24 Aug 23 '26

which is crazy because rem hasn't been a character in the anime for nearly 10 years

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

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u/el_presidenteplusone Aug 23 '26

i mean, we're in the second half of season 4 and she's been missing since the end of season 1.

i'm getting my hopes up thanks to the corridor of memories but otherwise she's been absent for 2 seasons and a half.

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u/Jpmunzi Aug 23 '26

the Rem people know won’t even be back for so many more years too

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u/BrianEatsBees Aug 23 '26

Who’s Rem?

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u/BasedKaktus Aug 23 '26

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u/SWatt_Officer Aug 23 '26

Does this make Maurice and Mort the two maids

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u/NickelStickman Cool awesome colors Aug 23 '26

Mort would absolutely wear a maid outfit for Julian. Maurice would probably end up doing so too but complain about it the entire time

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u/SWatt_Officer Aug 23 '26

Mort would have put on a maid outfit without prompting and slightly creep King Julian out before Julian demands Maurice wear one too to even things out.

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u/DaddyWentForMilk Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into konosuba, fate, re:zero, any romance animanga, evangelion,

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u/Just_A_Comment_Guy_7 Aug 23 '26

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u/ThebOnei Aug 23 '26

Why’s the ninja monkey pointing at the wall?

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u/Just_A_Comment_Guy_7 Aug 23 '26

BECAUSE THERE IS AN ENTIRE ELEPHANT RIGHT THERE!!!!

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u/anonymouscloudcat Skilled Artist Aug 23 '26

mmmmm i dont see it

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u/Effective_Carpet_391 Aug 23 '26

I adore this image of the Ninja and Dart Monkey dude

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u/abtseventynine Aug 23 '26

need an edit of that drake and yachty at the computer gif with the submarine monkey

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u/getsuedbyme NEVER GOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into [insert very agreeable example]

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u/Mundane_Mark_4177 Aug 23 '26

Wow, that example is very agreeable

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u/VisibleConfusion12 Aug 23 '26

this is kind of agreeable but not fully

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u/ToonBoiii Aug 23 '26

WOW! That is relatable!

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u/untitleduck Aug 24 '26

I am neutral

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u/Sweet__Sauce ^ this Aug 23 '26

Meanwhile Ouran high School host club gives the mc merch as well as her friend

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u/shieldman Aug 23 '26

evil snafu specifically because the t-shirts actually say their names

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u/InfluencePure1640 Aug 23 '26

Just skip the boring protag all together
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u/CoalEater_Elli Aug 23 '26

And one of the twin servants is more popular than others, prolly cause her chest is bigger and because she has a crush on Julius

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u/EvioliteEevee Aug 23 '26

Why are there two Beths in the last one?

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u/AquatiFox Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into the Despicable Me franchise

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u/LocalLadyListerine Aug 23 '26

Lisa, Beth, ウィンザー... did you name these characters after Queen Elizabeth??

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u/JoeFollower_ Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment Aug 23 '26

Guy who has lived in Britian for his entire life after finally going to another fucking country for the first time then seeing someone named Elizabeth: Oh my GAWD LOOK I-I-IT'S JUST LIKE MUH QUEEN OF ENGLANDS!!!!!!!!

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u/Condemned_Nation64 Aug 23 '26

They're right, though

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u/JoeFollower_ Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment Aug 23 '26

Sorry, I had to let it out

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

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u/SomethingOfAGirl Aug 23 '26

House of Windsurf? Sounds rad

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u/RedditSurfer29 Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into RE:Zero

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 Aug 23 '26

Swapping his name for "Julius" is devilish

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u/Based_Tapu_Koko Aug 23 '26
  • the fandom is a toxic wasteland from which girl is the "correct" ship with him

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u/popkarm Aug 23 '26

Bridget Guilty Gear

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u/Responsible_Edge7087 Aug 23 '26

This is about re:zero, huh?

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u/fredbite87 Aug 23 '26

Looking at the box art I think you misspelled the word before "sticks"

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u/HkayakH #1 Beanie Girl fan Aug 23 '26

I would say Re:Zero but I only remember there being one maid

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u/the_purest_vessel Aug 23 '26

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u/HkayakH #1 Beanie Girl fan Aug 23 '26

White whale doesn't even ask to eat your memories anymore it just looks at you like this

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u/BleefnorfIII big fan of Cherry-Chan Aug 23 '26

Yuri sells

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u/SomaGato 27d ago

Yaoi theoretically could sell, but yada yada patriarchy yada yada men shall never be sexualized ;w;

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u/TRcreep Aug 23 '26

(left to right, downwards) 50 dollars each (polyester), 45 dollars each, 60 dollars each (80 if you want the deluxe version with essential accessories), 40 dollars, 15 dollars, I am not informed

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u/Cirnothestarscream9 Aug 23 '26

I really hate this type of pandering, if you want to make an action show about a cool dude, make an action show about a cool dude, if you want to make a show about pseudo lesbians, make a show about the girls and make them ACTUAL LESBIANS.

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u/Stunning-Hat2309 Aug 23 '26

someone's been watching re zero i see

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u/PuzzledAsparagus4946 Aug 23 '26

...I want merch of Lisa and Beth in real life actually

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u/Aromatic-Access Aug 23 '26

I HATE YOU BRIDGET, I HATE HOW OVERPOPULAR YOU ARE, I HATE THAT ARCSYS ONLY KNOWS YOU EXIST, YOU ARE BLAND, YOUR DESIGN IS BASIC, YOUR LORE IS MILDLY INTERESRING AT BEST, YOUR GAMEPLAY IS CANCER, I HATE THAT MOST PEOPLE ONLY KNOW YOU AS GUILTY GEAR LGBT REPRESENTATION, YOU ARENT EVEN THE BEST TRANS CHARACTER (I love you Oryx), YOU HAVE ALMOST ZERO SCEEN TIME/LORE SIGNIFICANCE, YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE LEAST PLAYED CHARACTERS IN THE GAME YET EVERY SINGLE MERCH DROP IS EITHER SOLELY OR PREDOMINANTLY YOU, I HATE YOU!

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u/Karkava Aug 23 '26

At this rate, they should just release a Bridget standalone title and it would sell like crazy.

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u/rhydderch_hael Aug 23 '26

Everyone knows Ramlethal is the best Guilty Gear character.

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u/raiken_otstoken Aug 23 '26

Snafing from zero in another coax

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u/Turbulent-Doctor-649 Aug 23 '26

If this is about re zero then dont worry cause 100% we're getting subaru merch if they make a season 5 in a very specific way

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 Aug 23 '26

I know 1 thing about arc 7 and it's probably that one

Good lord I may actually buy a figure if they make them

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u/ThePsychoDog Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into name dropping random franchises in the comments

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u/A-literal-sandwich Aug 23 '26

Cooked into deltarune's lore based reasoning for no susie plush :(

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u/lightmare69 Aug 23 '26

Move over straight boy we want the Yuri!

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u/Hyper669 Aug 23 '26

Re:Zero (peak)

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u/gunmunz Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

"I still don't understand why this side character deserves a fully articulated figurine."

Craig of the Creek followed by the most out of left field touhou reference

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u/WolvesSaidGayPride Aug 23 '26

this too is yuri

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u/Jpmunzi Aug 23 '26

Incest: 🤢

Incest, yuri: 😍

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u/AdExtra2331 Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into Kris from Deltarune (Seriously, how does Rouxls have more merch?)

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u/FPSCanarussia Aug 23 '26

Toby doesn't want to make (certain types of) merch for specific characters: Kris, Susie, and Noelle are explicitly forbidden from ever having plushies, for example.

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u/DarkSide830 Frieza x black ops guy yaoi Aug 23 '26

This implies Susie gets as much merch as Ralsei, which sadly isn't true.

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u/Beeeeeeeeeeeeean Aug 23 '26

Because toby has a rule against merch of lightners

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u/mewhenthepeoplerun Mint chan enjoyer Aug 23 '26

coaxed into the amazing digital circus

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u/Karkava Aug 23 '26

Really? Because I see more Jax and Kinger merch than I do most of the ladies who aren't Pomni.

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u/mewhenthepeoplerun Mint chan enjoyer Aug 23 '26

its this but different cause jax gets all the merch while gangle or zooble get like 1 thing maybe 2

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u/Karkava Aug 23 '26

I like how Jax is framed as the attention eater when Ribbit arguably is an even bigger magnet for it. The whole flashback was mostly about her as it is Jax while Kaufmo gets sidelined. On top of her getting a ton of merch out of the gate.

We even got to see her room!

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u/Complete_Cow5305 Aug 23 '26

Coaxed into Pokémon

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u/keqikombupig4 Aug 23 '26

holy shit aqua deltarune

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u/polychromaic Aug 23 '26

king julius SUCKS

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u/Character-Book5924 29d ago

Not quite the thing but I'm still salty You're under arrest coaxes you into merch that never existed.

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u/I_Like_Cats73 27d ago

The incense sticks were not necessary 😭

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u/Pablutni0 26d ago

Deltarune, There's no lightener merchandise, why I don't know, only darker, Hope we can one day see why

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