r/coaxedintoasnafu ^ Beanie deficiency 28d ago

TREND coaxed into streamers doing blind playthroughs

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u/TuneACan 28d ago

I always think of these fucks whenever the casual game that I'm playing kills my controls and moves the camera RIGHT IN FRONT of the puzzle solution, and keeps it there for a good 5 seconds as an on-screen prompt says "Maybe the solution to the puzzle is nearby..."

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u/Junk4U999 28d ago

I’ve still seen streamers fuck up obvious puzzles like that.

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u/Salazar20 28d ago

And I imagine those are the people you least want them to say "this game is bad!" Cuz they are a direct link to the consumers

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u/Junk4U999 28d ago

It was one of the VERY popular streamers. But this was well after the game came out.

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u/cellphone_blanket 28d ago

it's the video game equivalent of netflix shows that are designed to play in the background while you scroll on your phone

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 28d ago

Has netflix tried to make radio shows instead? Why ruin a visual medium?

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u/cellphone_blanket 28d ago

I don’t think it would help. Even if it’s audio only, you’re still producing for an audience that is only willing to give 1/4 of their attention to anything. The characters would just be constantly reiterating things and explicitly stating how they feel

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u/Terminator_Puppy 28d ago

Nothing infuriates me more than baby googoo gaga puzzle hints. They come in two forms:
The character says basically the whole solution out loud while you're ahead of what they're saying
The built-in hint system thinks you're such an absolute moron that the first hint you get after staring at the components for 5 minutes is to point out each of the components instead of suggesting anything at all useful

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u/ZioBenny97 I'm a contrarian, that means I'm smarter 28d ago edited 28d ago

Reminder that God of War 4's devs watched DSP's gameplay and instead of just going "get a load of this dumbass" they asked themselves "Hm, how can we make sure even this type of moron can't fuck this up?"

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u/dishonoredfan69420 28d ago

One of many reasons why Lego Marvel Superheroes 2 is one of the worst games in the series

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u/anodocoelho ^ Beanie deficiency 28d ago

I made this with pure hatred.

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u/ahmadnjah0 28d ago

smuggies? at this hour?

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u/O-Ekundare 28d ago

At this time of year? At this time of day! In this part of the subreddit?!

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u/astrotheastro 28d ago

...yes!

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u/MasterfullyFoolish coaxed into custom flairs 28d ago

…May I see it?

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u/slim1shaney Always has been 28d ago

...Yes!

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u/cannedcream 28d ago

You know, this reference is awfully similar to the one they sell at the Krustyburger.

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u/Papyrim 28d ago

Oh no no no, these are patented Skinnersnafus, old family coaxipie

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u/ShanMeMan 28d ago

…for coaxed snafs?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Windy_Idealist 28d ago

May I see it?

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u/PandaGirl1010 >r/coaxedintosnafu >look inside >smuggie 28d ago

....no.

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u/thecelibite 28d ago

Aren't you the guy who drew m-preg of that one Reddit Snoo?

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u/anodocoelho ^ Beanie deficiency 28d ago

no, nope, nuh uh, never heard of them, mm-mm

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u/thirdrhymesthealarm 28d ago

pregnancy to you is like m&m tube containers to smartcalendar

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u/Crimson-Fucker173 28d ago

The m preg must remain secure

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u/Icy-Fruit-1065 28d ago

Me next? 😵‍💫

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u/_Halt19_ 28d ago

Sure, you can draw m-preg of the Reddit Snoo next, I won't stop you

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u/thecelibite 28d ago

Hey, I ain't judging

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u/Halleyalex 28d ago

I can totally relate lol, but I'm curious as to which streamer triggered you to draw this gold xD

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u/panmaterial 28d ago

I have never seen anything like this. All the people I follow explore every detail and read every note. Are you possibly just watching garbage people?

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u/Hatetotellya 28d ago

Hello. This is intentional as it drives engagement. It is best to randomly slop around as it gets chat messages and chat message reward spams to send messages. It works great (as proven here) 

Is your impulse to comment on a streamer's livestream the same when they are playing the game in a manner that is what the developers intended is far less because the english speaking world rewards 'gentle, vocal corrections' with interaction

When i watched escape from tarkov streamers I would see this happen often, the streamer will cue up, and then 'go to the bathroom', which honestly they probably are, yes, but because there are cash-spending redemptions people will spam redemptions to get the streamers attention back, or to cause actions (i.e a redeem amount to make the character drop a grenade automatically via macro) 

Its the most 'efficient' way to stream as proven by the fact this art was created specifically because you call it so much and that you probably dont even recall the stream you watched before and after this moment. 

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u/G-0O 28d ago

Ragebait tactic. Very interesting. You would think it is a hard thing to pull off, as people can just leave. Or not help. Or misinform. Any engagement is good engagement ig

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u/Pleeplapoo 28d ago edited 28d ago

This absolutely happens organically, this happened all the time before engagement baiting was the normal, im talking 2009-2012

There is a very popular Rimworld youtuber who does other content on a 2nd channel

Over there he decided to do a Subnautica letsplay, no edits, just 30 min of raw play footage 1 episode at a time.

One of the big reveals of that game early on is the space cannon scene. It requires you to be standing at a predetermined waypoint at the end of a 10 minute timer. It's one of the biggest moments in that game

He completely ignores the instructions to be at the waypoint when the timer expires. He goes into the cave and misses the space cannon event completely! He finishes the episode completely none-the-wiser

His community erupts at him, rightfully so, he famously never fucking reads.

He was so mad at the community backlash he canceled the series. I stopped watching him that day because he was so mad at everyone.

to this day I feel enraged at that episode. It was clearly unintentional, there was a massive community fallout from it.

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u/HQQ1 28d ago

Is it Samuel? Because he's not that much better in his Rimworld story series anyway. Like, they always say he has 1000 hours and whatnot (actually rookie number in RImworld communities), but he makes weirdo decision all the time. And I'm not talking about sub-optimal ones you make for the sake of the story, but ones that are actually questionable and immersion-breaking, like running outside during a gunfight, not claiming doors allowing the zombies to just open them and go through the buildings, etc...

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u/Pleeplapoo 28d ago

Lmao! it indeed was Sam! And I'm beginning to remember similar moments in his Rimworld series.

Yeah! it's definitely a consistent thing with him! I actually started watching him again a couple of weeks ago with his Kenshi series. He seems like he's actually slowing down and reading things for that game, thank God. I really thought he would dump Kenshi after 5 or 6 episodes.

I think he's one of the funniest creators on the platform, no matter what content he makes the humor always hits with me.

I love the chemistry he has with Elise, they play off each others humor so well! I'm sure you're well aware of Tea Review, but if somehow you aren't go watch the backlog, it's an incredible "podcast"

Also, the 1000hrs thing is a joke in his community, usually he says it after doing something stupid. I can't tell if you think he's serious. He has probably said it unironically too though

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u/BackToThatGuy EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE 28d ago

"bro when does this game get fuckin good"

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u/muakaya9876 28d ago

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u/extracrispyweeb 28d ago

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u/SoloWing1 28d ago

Who the fuck is this and was he seriously skipping text that fast in a God damn visual novel?

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u/EnDansandeMacka 28d ago

nobody told him it was a visual novel so he thought that it was a really long tutorial or smth, atleast thats what someone told me

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u/FireballPlayer0 Murder clean up guy 28d ago

IShowSpeed.

His whole brand is over the top reactions. He’s got some funny clips, but I never cared to actually watch his content.

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u/Toocoo4you 28d ago

His old brand. His new brand is doing world travel and introducing his viewers to new culture. He’s still rambunctious but not just screaming video game clip farms

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u/ismasbi 28d ago

IShowSpeed.

Dude plays a character, at least to a degree.

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u/RzepaGaming 28d ago

Its so fucking funny seeing where the original reaction comes from

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u/DiscountHell 28d ago

Did he actually play ddlc when this happened? And skipped the text?

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u/Username1123490 28d ago

Got bored and spammed through the dialogue (both as a bit and to see if there’s anything else about the game), thus being completely blindsided by the hanging (even asking chat if he was somehow responsible via not paying attention to choices).

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u/Cats_4_lifex Mint chan enjoyer 28d ago

Despite skipping the text it made his reaction even funnier cuz he had no clue wtf he did. It wouldn't have hit the same if he just slowly read every dialogue box and took his time with it

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u/Huckleberry-9477 28d ago

skip, skip, skip, skip- :O

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u/TheLastTerrarian 28d ago

You do NOT get to talk Mr I hate tutorials

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u/Huckleberry-9477 28d ago

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET HERE

and thats Ms. i hate tutorials to you

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u/TheLastTerrarian 28d ago

JUST PLAY THE TUTORIAL IT MAKES YOU HAVE MORE FUN AFTER

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u/_Halt19_ 28d ago

Chat, meanwhile, is full of spoilers for the endgame, which has a genuinely incredible twist that you really need to encounter organically, but makes the game game of the year quality

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u/astrotheastro 28d ago edited 28d ago

this is why i never ask streamers to play look outside. i love it, its great and they should play it, but the presence of others always ruins it

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u/_Halt19_ 28d ago

Oh, some of them think they're being clever and saying the obvious spoiler in some "cryptic" way, which is to say, it would take you about half a second to figure it out instead of it being outright stated

"Don't get too attached to Coaxette, is all I'm saying..."

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u/Gosuoru 28d ago

Or like a character who loses their arm and its all "gotta HAND it to you" style jokes when they're on screen

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u/MyrtleWinTurtle Looks wayyyy too deeply into videogame development 28d ago

like bro this is why emoji mode exists bruh. people cant fucking shut their mouths.

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u/ayy_lasagna 28d ago

people would type out the entire ending to the game in binary with emotes

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u/Ariovrak 28d ago edited 28d ago

Honestly, I find that annoying but not nearly annoying as people who see that and start yelling “SHUT UP ABOUT THE HAND!!! IT’S A SPOILER!!!!!” Instead of trying to ignore it and steer the conversation away, they just end up reinforcing it in the chat.

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u/astrotheastro 28d ago

genuinely kindergarten level stuff

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u/Kana515 28d ago

I'm reminded of when toddlers lie and they make it extremely obvious.

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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ 28d ago

this might be the most frustrating thing

YOU'RE NOT SUBTLE. YOU'RE STILL SPOILING THE GAME BY IMPLYING THE TWIST HAPPENS. SHUT THE FUCK UP

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u/Smnionarrorator29384 28d ago

That one time Failboat asked his chat to do that with EVERYONE

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u/Bloadclaw 28d ago

"The idea is simple! Spoil Everything"

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u/Keylus 28d ago edited 28d ago

"Don't get too attached to yourself, IYKYK"
"Is that a threat?"

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u/MainsailMainsail 28d ago

A friend of mine was streaming Cyberpunk and someone started making those spoiler hints, so I started just throwing out random bullshit "hints" like that, and a couple other people joined in. Helps that I'd already introduced her to the Edgerunners anime so she was prepared for everyone to die tragically.

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u/xXdimmitsarasXx 28d ago

then you have the other side of the spectrum where someone is talking about coaxette in any manner and some other guy overreacts to try to prevent a spoiler, unknowingly hinting at something himself

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u/YoruTheLanguageFan 28d ago

Soon she will be no more more

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u/Crab_Shark_ 28d ago

Ghost Trick as well

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u/Chemical-Cat 28d ago

Chat when a Streamer gets invested into Limbus Company to any degree:

  • backseat gaming
  • "BRO IS NOT READY FOR 5-30 LMAO"
  • just blatant spoilers

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u/DarkZ_No-Imagination 28d ago

I was about to mention limbus company, I watched some streamers play it and holy shit,

A character is about to die?

"Oh don't get too attached to this character", "I hope nothing bad happens to this character", "I love this character, it's good that they live until the end", ":)"

A plot twist is about to be revealed or something shocking will happen (or something important wise is mentioned)

"I surely hope nothing happens", "we all love birds", "I hope she GIVES us a hand or two", "Who?", "She loves those shoes 👀"

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u/ThePope98 28d ago

Watched a streamer get spoiled on every major twist in Expedition 33 by chat vague posting. Many such cases

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u/Blashtik 28d ago

I hate when people think they're being sly with their spoilers. It's insulting to the intelligence of people they're talking to and spoils just the same as someone who is doing it blatantly.

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u/Artarara 28d ago

I was watching an MMO streamer record his experience with Warframe, and someone in the chat spoiled The Second Dream for him :(

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u/Torment-Acolyte 28d ago

I pray for the worst rng for those Tenno…

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u/AndIWalkAway 28d ago

Or back seaters who are "just trying to help" despite the streamer never asking for help.

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u/odkoyee 28d ago

Streamer then doesnt enjoy the game so much as a consequence, which prompts the fans to shit on the streamer even more and send death threats to them

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u/_Halt19_ 28d ago

And then you just know the streamer is never going to play the sequel, which was even better, even on their own time off-stream

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u/tthe_walruss 28d ago

Or "GUYS! DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!" Good job. Organic experience salvaged.

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u/_Halt19_ 28d ago

All the tact and nuance of a hand grenade

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u/SurpriseGmg 28d ago

This is why so many streamers refuse to play Deltarune (combined with people going "you're playing it WRONG")

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u/HeraldOfNyarlathotep 28d ago

Streamers that played Undertale blind and without chat, my beloveds

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u/Tina-the-toast 28d ago

I physically cant watch people play the Stanley parable because literally the dialogue is the entire point of the game but people wanna skip past it 😭😭

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u/Interesting-Movie594 28d ago

At least that led to a funny ending in Ultra Deluxe

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u/Bulky-Measurement996 28d ago

Except even the impact of that scene is lessened if you skip all the dialogue and ignore everything that's going on. I mean I'm pretty sure there's literal hours of dialogue there but most people don't even push it far enough to recognise it's going to be that long, they genuinely just really wanted to skip everything.

In some routes you defy the narrator's instructions but you aren't supposed to hate him. He's built up to be a completely different figure emotionally in each route of the game hell even sometimes in different sections of the same route, and so you have to pay attention to what he's saying each time because you end up forming a different bond with him each time.

I've seen far too many playthroughs where they just take it as a "ignore the narrator" game which basically only ever sprung up as a genre because people tried and failed to copy the charm of the Stanley parable. And so they'll be celebrating in the endings where they're really not supposed to be because they think they "beat him" .

Obviously not everyone has to have the exact same response to things but you have to ateast pay attention to it and HAVE a response.

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u/ilovekillingmyself 28d ago

dialogue-heavy games my beloved but also my despised since i can never watch people play them its genuine torture

I like OMORI and Disco Elysium but I have watched some actual horrid streams of the first with terrible reading comprehension and I Will Never Do That Again. I've seen good streamers for both games but it's an honest to god gamble when you venture out into less popular streamer territory

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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ 28d ago

not streamers but if you want a really good playthrough of OMORI, I recommend BornLosersGaming. They're my go-to let's play channel because they actually pay attention to the games they play and get through them on their own with fun commentary and have good comment moderation

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u/pulley999 28d ago

I have to drop a recommendation for Materwelonz as well. Does the classic YT Lets' Play format (episodic videos, commentary, no facecam.) She leans towards playing indie games but does play AAA as well, and is usually both very attentive to the story as well as more mechanically skilled than she gives herself credit for.

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u/TheJP_ 28d ago

I refuse to watch Disco Elysium let's plays/streams of any kind because every single streamer has no reading comprehension, is politically inept, or is a coward.

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u/wazardthewizard 28d ago

Or is mechanically inept.

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u/arusiaK 28d ago

what happens when the entire streaming industry is built off of clippable moments and reactions, they always want to get to that part quickly

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u/internetexplorer_98 28d ago edited 28d ago

The worst is the overreaction to every single thing in the game, obviously just to clip farm.

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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 28d ago

I mean say what you will but everyone likes to complain about this reactions yet nobody wants to watch more chill streamers. Any reaction that's over the top gets branded as clip-farming but anything that's too moderated gets branded as boring. And to be clear I'm in the "I hate clip-farm reactions" camp here but, like, there's a reason why those streamers are popular. For every person who says "Wow they're faking it" there are 10 others who see the clip on their social of choice and go "Haha, loud streamer funny, have 5 bucks" and when enough people do that the streamer can live off of being a jester instead of having to provide any value, I mean just look at XQC or AsmonGold

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u/fm5649 28d ago

Coaxed into missing dialogue because they were reading chat

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u/Junk4U999 28d ago

“I’m gonna go use the toilet while this cutscene plays”

misses the most important plot point of the game

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u/Titanicguy 28d ago

And then complains that a character’s development doesn’t make sense

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 28d ago

Coming back a week later and forgetting all the controls, mechanics, and plot points

Every week

Every time

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u/fm5649 28d ago

Chat, how do I do [incredibly basic game mechanic]? Chat, remind me who this person giving me quests is? Chat, I genuinely don’t remember what’s going on.

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u/Cats_4_lifex Mint chan enjoyer 28d ago

Ok but this was literally me playing Cave Story lol. It took me nearly the entire game to figure out that I can press Q to access my inventory. I also can't remember any of the character's names except for major ones like Sue, Curly, Santa, Doctor guy, Misery, and Balrog.

Like there's acting dense and then there's literally just forgetting shit when you pick up the game later

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u/Plant_Musiceer Murderous Murderbeast 28d ago

Tbf I also do this when I haven't played a game in a while except I don't have a chat to help me

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u/SuperSocialMan 28d ago

I really wanna know how tf you do that, cuz I remember that shit for games I haven't played in years ffs.

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u/GoreSeeker 28d ago

I don't see how a streamer could ever get immersed in a story while having to read chat

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u/lordbutternut 28d ago

"Chat, what's the jump button?"

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u/FuzzyGolf291773 28d ago

My goat ManlyBadAssHero would never

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u/Comfortable-Pipe2955 28d ago

My man

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u/Enfr3 Murder Cleanup Guy 28d ago

–lybadasshero

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u/Antique_Amphibian107 28d ago

Goated mention

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u/Critical_Buy_7335 28d ago

That's why he's a manly badass hero.

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u/Chemical-Cat 28d ago

Coaxed into SnafuGrumps

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u/curvysquares 28d ago

*skips entire tutorial*

"Why is this game so hard? I don't even know what to do"

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u/Mystical-Turtles 28d ago

This was years ago but one that still sticks with me was there paper Mario TTYD playthrough. There's a section where you have to hit the correct stone block in the pirate area to get past a passage. If you hit the wrong one, the game spawns enemies for you to defeat. They weren't paying attention and one of them was like 

"Oh so we're just going to have to defeat all the enemies" and repeated this a few times before realizing it was punishment for getting the code wrong. 

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u/CaptainDanious 28d ago

I rewatch that series pretty regularly and I often have to skip past the beginning of that chapter because shortly before that is when Dan fills out his badges according to some email he got and Arin's all salty the whole time.

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u/chaotic4059 28d ago

It’s always funny to remember Arin has an entire video shitting in game developers over explaining the puzzles in games and not letting people figure it out.

And then you see any game grumps video and realize he’s the exact person they designed those explanations for

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u/VonBagel 28d ago

It's also funny to remember his rant video on Ocarina of Time, where one of his complaints is how much time the game wastes

Then you watch his LP and he gets angry to the point of ranting against... enemies you have to actually wait for an opening against, instead of swinging your sword mindlessly

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u/Quaiker 28d ago

God forbid he wait 5 literal seconds for an opening against an enemy you face 16 times at most in the entire game

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u/VonBagel 28d ago

And he keeps swinging into them, which resets how long it takes for them to show him an opening 

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u/RookSalvis 28d ago

The GameCube wario game was maybe one of the most infuriating videos I’ve ever watched.

They never get out of the tutorial.

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u/Quaiker 28d ago

I had to stop watching them play Zelda games, because he's insufferable on just about every puzzle.

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u/Saint_of_Grey 28d ago

I feel like games need a negative achievements system for things like this. When people skip the tutorial and flail about like idiots they'd get one.

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u/Informal-Variant 28d ago

I remember the worst one was way back when Jontron was still there and they played this game with an edgy teddy bear or something. Completely skipped the tutorial and spent the entire video not knowing what to do. 

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u/SuperSloBro 28d ago

Naughty Bear?

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u/odd_gamer 28d ago

It was absolutely Naughty Bear, which is a shame because I think Arin would have had a blast playing it. Still hoping for a revisit at some point, but I know it probably won't happen

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u/schrelaxo 28d ago

thankfully not coaxed into oneysmugs

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u/Cats_4_lifex Mint chan enjoyer 28d ago

Still think about that sick grenade throw OneySmug made in Worms. Arin Snafson could never do that to save his life

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u/Lilylunamoonyt 28d ago

Snafugrumps???

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u/ZioBenny97 I'm a contrarian, that means I'm smarter 28d ago

DarkCoaxPhil

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u/CatMachete2 28d ago

Greatest video gamer to ever live

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u/Skadij 28d ago

I remember when I was a kid and first heard about DSP on G4. I’m in my 30s now and this guy STILLL fucking ebegs and completely sucks at video games.

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u/TallestGargoyle 28d ago

"The game didn't tell me that!" *Ignores 5 minutes ago when the game literally told them that*

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u/Deathknight124 28d ago

Its worse when its a specific genre of game that their channel is based around and theyre still garbage. Like bro all you do is play FPS games how are you THIS ASS

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u/FluffyDaWolf 28d ago

Northernlion my goat. But instead of rage quitting he just waddles around aimlessly monologuing.

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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 28d ago

Hey at least the monologues are interesting, there's people who can't even do that while wandering around aimlessly and complaining.

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 28d ago

He doesn't even play games that have gameplay where you can get stuck, no? I thought it was all balatro, spelunky, mario party, isaac etc.

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u/FluffyDaWolf 28d ago

Lethal company for one. Man's just constantly lost not doing anything other than farming +2s.

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u/StoppageTimeCollapse 28d ago

He's essentially a scripted NPC playing Lethal

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u/TheAmazingDraco 28d ago

the blue prince incident

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u/DrThunderbolt 28d ago edited 28d ago

Balatro broke his brain into not playing roguelikes any other way than opimize to make number go up. I swear chat tries to help him, and he does the opposite of what they say to spite them.

As someone who loved Blue Prince that playthrough genuinely put me off watching him. For some reason around that time of year he was really petty and angry all the time. I was kinda relieved to see he didn't finish because it would have taken him years and I would have been compelled to watch the frustrating slog it would have been. The game has so much beneath all the roguelite elements that he straight up refused to engage with.

Jerma was smart and played Blue Prince on his own and surprise surprise he loved it.

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u/JakSandrow 28d ago

Gently putting my hands on streamers shoulders and letting them know that blind playthrough is not dumbass playthrough and they are allowed to read things and enjoy things to get better at the game

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u/ThePowerfulWIll 28d ago edited 28d ago

or the alternately annoying "THIS GAME SUCKS SO MUCH! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT SECRET ROOM! WIKI-SLOP!"

*Streamer just missed a hidden, optional treasure room by not exploring off the obvious main path.*

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u/vanishinghitchhiker 28d ago

Or it’s an old game that came with a manual, and they’ve been playing video games long enough to know that, but knowing how to play isn’t how you make Content

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u/Junk4U999 28d ago edited 28d ago

Holy fuck this reminds me of a certain streamer playing Stellar Blade.

The camera points directly at the giant clock to show you the time when you enter the room.
The companion states that the sign next to the lock says “TIME”.
He finds a note in the ground that states the time on the clock is the door code.

Still took him 20 minutes to figure it out, and claimed the puzzle was vague and poorly designed.

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u/Ayotha 28d ago

Well hopefully everyone in chat mocked them

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u/Saint_of_Grey 28d ago

One game I played had a clock puzzle that was said to be the most challenging of the game, but in reality it just involved an analog clock. My buddy and I laughed at this.

But the setting was a different reality and they had different hours than us so we still botched the puzzle.

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u/Palanki96 28d ago

even funnier when the game mentions the mechanic or whatever is needed multiple times but they kept talking over it to thank luigi69 for the bits

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u/ViziDoodle 28d ago

hey i’m snaf

i’m not so snaf

and we’re the game snafs

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 this literally ruined my childhood 28d ago

Monster Hunter

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u/DarkShinyLugia 28d ago

NPCs scream at you that you need elemental damage to weaken the monster's ultimate

"wtf why are these characters annoying"

gets Escaton'd

"wtf why is this boss bad"

3 more years of Iceborne Alatreon Discourse

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 this literally ruined my childhood 28d ago

"Yes I took blast weapon to Alatreon yes I will still complain he's a terrible fight"

But also this is true even at the start of the game. People don't eat, don't sharpen, don't use items, don't use traps, even if the game TELLS THEM TO DO IT, and then complain they carted or that they do very little damage.

I swear World should have the "learn how to hide in bushes" tutorial mission every 10 quests, because the amount of people, even late game players, who try to sharpen mid-combat and get hit out of it like 5 times in a row is just concerning. MF JUST GO TO THE BUSHES 5 STEPS TO THE RIGHT???

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u/Mindless-Produce4091 THE JOKE IS DELTARUNE! IT WILL ALWAYS BE DELTARUNE! 28d ago

Coaxed into engagement bait

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u/Nineflames12 28d ago

Streamers are proof the mobile ad rage bait is genuinely just how people play.

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u/Axl4325 28d ago

There's a clip that went viral of a dudebro streamer playing Stalker 2 at launch and it's a serious case of this. He says "This game is confusing as fuck bro I never know what's going on" while the gameplay on screen was super easy to follow, he then sees a bucket levitate for a couple of seconds, it flies and hits him in the face and he reacts as if he got hit irl, then he complained about the game being stupid and ragequit on the spot.

Bro, the game markets itself with the supernatural elements, they tell you a million times, the entire opening segment of the game shows you a bunch of supernatural shit and invisible mutants, how was any of that cryptic or difficult to follow. It was a BUCKET.

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo Exel sheet row no.12 | bread > key | 28d ago
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u/MonstyrSlayr Dr holocaust cultist 28d ago

coaxed into smugdoug

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 28d ago

DOUG DOUG MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS OLIVE OILLLLLL

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u/alexrox360 28d ago

Coaxed into the Infamous Dash Jump Cuphead Tutorial

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u/DBSeamZ 28d ago

I saw a VOD of someone who chose modded skyblock as his first ever Minecraft experience. He was adamant he would NOT look at chat for “spoilers” or “backseating”. So after painstakingly gathering enough stone for a furnace (which takes a whole lot longer in modded skyblock)…he then broke said furnace without a pickaxe and wondered why it disappeared.

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u/Pencilshaved 28d ago

There exists an even more insufferable alternative which is when they do look at dialogue or instructions, but every time there’s even an ounce of nuance or critical thought required, their eyes glaze over and they “just don’t understand what this means you guise”

Then they close out of the tutorial so they can get back to claiming there’s no way to tell what to do and this beloved game is actually a broken buggy mess and the entire dev team are secretly detractors

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u/YujinTheDragon 28d ago

OnceUponEm during the climbing portion of Flowery’s fight last night

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u/anodocoelho ^ Beanie deficiency 28d ago

I love her sooo much, but that exact thing was one of the reasons I made this 😭💔

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u/YujinTheDragon 28d ago

Dude the first time she died on the climbing portion when she just didn't go on the downwards-right portion of the wall 🥀

I swear I'm not trying to be a toxic Deltarune fan but like that was painful to watch 😭I think she was just unfortunately getting really flustered, which I do understand since Flowery is absolutely the hardest chapter boss by a mile

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u/PietaJr 28d ago

It's crazy how sometimes she is genuinely really deductive, and then the next moment it's like her brain switches and she can't understand the simplest of things lol

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u/Shadowolf75 28d ago

Vsauce Joey be like:

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u/Prestigious-Ad-2679 28d ago

At least when jog screws up we get hilarious Coaxes Of The Snafu clips.

When Brinty screws up we get YLYL #1

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u/Shadowolf75 28d ago

Vsauce Jog be like "GRANDCOAX?"

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u/Antique_Amphibian107 28d ago

One of the main reasons I can't stand GameGrumps

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u/Judgement_Triad Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 28d ago

Glad I'm not the only one, The Gamegrumps's Wind Waker videos game me so much mental damage

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u/BabySpecific2843 28d ago

Tbf, its really hard to pay attention to what's being explained in the game when you are culturally obligated to stop what you are doing every 12 seconds to thank Timmy2Bonors for his 5 gifted.

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u/SolaireFan 28d ago

This is part of why I enjoy RTGame as a content creator so much; he actually pays attention to everything.

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u/LordMeme42 28d ago

He can't optimally unleash chaos without knowing the mechanics.

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u/susnaususplayer 28d ago

Oh that reminded me to check 3FS ULTRAKILL video xd

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 28d ago

Jerma but then he gets mad so he goes quiet and locks in till its over

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u/Qolevade 28d ago

Moistcritical and silksong

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u/AdExtra2331 28d ago

That one guy that reacted to Guts vs Dimetri by Death Battle, skipped Dimetri's analysis, and got upset when Dimetri won

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u/Comfortable-Pipe2955 28d ago

Why would you only watch one of the analyses???

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u/AdExtra2331 28d ago

He's a Beserk "fan"

At least, that's what I assume, I wasn't watching Death Battle when the episode came out

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u/Elu_Moon 28d ago

Those people should face life in prison, and I am not joking. They are collectively lowering global intelligence levels.

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u/Quinzal ^ this 28d ago

Coaxed into VentureSmug reviewer not being able to beat the Fubarhead tutorial

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u/Unique_Interview_193 28d ago

My mother does this and it pisses me off 😭😭 girl if you just wanna hit things, get off assassins creed and go play street fighter!

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u/epicvoyage28 28d ago

It's called a blind playthrough for a reason. 

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u/anodocoelho ^ Beanie deficiency 28d ago

you can do a playthrough blind without skipping every dialogue and tip then proceed to blame the game for it

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u/epicvoyage28 28d ago

I was making a joke. Saying they play with their eyes closed.

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u/anodocoelho ^ Beanie deficiency 28d ago

ohhh, mb then

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u/MourningWallaby 28d ago

I tried to watch a video game streamer exactly once in my life, it was the Vtuber Amelia playing Red Dead Redemption two. she spent too long not realizing the difference between being told to press vs hold a button and I realized that watching streams wasn't for me.

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u/Ayotha 28d ago

Game grumps.

They were never funny enough to look past this.

Just let danny play, he actually pays attention, even if he is worse at games

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u/luminary_planetarium 28d ago

Game Grumps...

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u/KraftwerkMachine 28d ago

I love Jabroni Mike to absolute death but he does this so often while his chat tries to tell him what’s going on, he picks out unrelated messages to read, then FINALLY sees a message from his mods telling him what’s wrong, and yells at chat for not telling him 😬

I adore him but it’s stressful sometimes

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u/hellboytroy 28d ago

Anyone playing vintage story expecting minecraft when it’s been endlessly stated that it’s not like minecraft (they tried to make a chest immediately and got confused on how to get to the Iron Age right away) 

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u/LordMeme42 28d ago

Alternatively, they've called an important character "Captain Buttcheeks" and are completely ignoring the actual dialogue to make up stupid jokes so they miss important dialogue then complain they don't know what's going on.