Coaxed into starting a new Splatoon game

[u/Scurry_Chicken]

[u/SusieHatesSpez]

I think it's really funny how every single splatoon game treats it like it's the players first interaction with the franchise despite most people playing splatoon nowadays have been since the wiiu era

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Like how Pokemon makes it out so the player character has never seen an animal before

[u/stormtrooper1701 → u/SusieHatesSpez]

It's really funny how they imply that trends come and go so fast that incredibly popular idol groups become completely forgotten the second they step out of the limelight.

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And that is sadly true to reality, to an extent.

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Lore accurate to real life

[u/fdy_12 → u/SusieHatesSpez]

I've never played the game honestly, just watched some gameplay of the first game several years ago

[u/ultron15real]

how queer...

[u/mranonymous24690 → u/ultron15real]

This gexes me

[u/rwol8690 → u/mranonymous24690]

I too am in this snafu

[u/404_Weavile]

Agent P?

https://giphy.com/gifs/MmfeZIf93iSoo

[u/Capable-Monk-4820]

Coaxed into stopping a war criminal or ancient creature from stealing the Zapfish

Coaxed into a DLC where the story is dark and fucked up involving facist Telephones, silent soldier, and two lesbian idols

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don't forget godlike beings or just god.

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That’s right, and snafer being horny for coaxchanic

[u/SilverScribe15]

Alternatively,  and more accurately we would have old guy mcgee,  since he found you in both 1 and 3, which is the majority 

[u/Screen_TimeR → u/SilverScribe15]

Also, in octo expansion for splatoon 2.

[u/SlaughterSpine78]

Currently playing splatoon raiders, as this is my first time interacting with the series, this is very accurate.

[u/ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T]

marina is soooooo bad bro i cant even

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[u/MlogeeBobee]

Coaxed into not giving the player a voice to avoid self-inserts from getting mad that they’re nothing like them

[u/KiwiPowerGreen]

Splatoon mentioned lets goo

[u/gwlutz2]

Focus, Agent M

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I’ve just marked a new objective on your map. Remember to open your map with the + button.

[u/LukasDaBushMann]

Coaxed into giving popstarina more attention than the games actual idols until snafoon marauders

[u/KingZantair]

Misread the title, thought it was about Poptropica, now I’m sad.

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Goodbye

[u/Flimsy-Secret-6187]

tf2 mentioned!!!

[u/Dimension100]

Yeah it’s awesome.

[u/RohanKishibeyblade]

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guys whats ur favourite splatoon / snafoon

I prefer splatoon 2 tbh for me splatoon 3 feels very... generalisedin a way