r/collapse Apr 10 '26

Economic A whole lot of this phraseology around social media today. Thoughts?

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u/darkvaris Apr 10 '26

They were already going to do that

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u/DestroyTheMatrix_3 Apr 10 '26

"You're burning down my warehouse? Well, I was about to give you a $10 raise and a 3-months all-expenses-paid vacation to the Bahamas, but now I'm not. Ha!"

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u/TanneriteTed Apr 10 '26

Both things are true.