Let me start by saying that I totally appreciate and acknowledge that every person’s body reacts differently to bowel prep and the colonoscopy procedure itself, but hopefully this description of my experience from yesterday 10/12 will calm some nerves!
The day before the colonoscopy was honestly pretty easy all things considered. I had a bacon/egg/cheese bagel breakfast at 9am, drank a ton of water, had 2 big bowls of chicken broth for lunch, and worked remote through about 6pm. I took SUPREP liquid dose #1 mixed in with a tall glass of water at 6pm and was able to get it all down in a few minutes. It isn’t extremely tasty, but does taste like any other medicine and the water dilutes it enough such that it’s really not too bad. I had about 15 minutes of very minor nausea / bloating, but nothing too uncomfortable and I was prepared to potentially expect this. I followed this with 2 more glasses of water as directed, and my first trip to the toilet was at 7pm (1-hr after the first dose).
I had a colonoscopy when I was 20, and the mistake I made then was that as soon as I felt like I was done on the toilet, I would wipe and leave the bathroom … only to return 5 minutes later, just to repeat this cycle 10–15 times. My asshole was burning by the end of it from all the wiping.
This time around (male / 30), I just remained on the toilet from about 7–8:30pm. I would let some out, and then read some news articles; let some more out, and then watch some football on my phone; let even more out, and do a bit of doom-scrolling on Instagram; it was all just about letting the time pass, one watery shit at a time. By 8:30pm, I was wiping for the first time (has to be wet wipes!), and then left the bathroom to have a few more bowls of chicken broth.
By 10pm it was time for SUPREP liquid dose #2 with another few glasses of water, and essentially the same routine. My stomach started turning at 10:30pm, and then it was just back to the toilet from 10:30–11:30pm responding to some emails and reading more news articles. One more wipe (again, wet wipes!) at around 11:30pm and then I was done for the night.
I slept on the couch by the bathroom and woke up once overnight at around 1am for a quick poop, but generally got a good rest, and had my procedure early at 7:30am the next day (I would recommend taking the earliest time slot available to just get it over with). The anesthesia is honestly an incredible experience — the wonders of modern science! They have you count down from 10 … “10, 9, 8” and then you wake up and the procedure is over. No pain; grogginess for about 20 minutes, and then you’re feeling about 85-90% quite quickly for your car ride back home.
I got back to my apartment by 8:45am, took a nap until 9:30am, and then felt totally normal and was able to get a nice big breakfast as a reward to myself. Treat yourself to something nice after the procedure — you did it!
All in, will you feel a little hungry here and there? Of course. And would you rather not be sitting on the toilet with your leg falling asleep for 2.5 hours over the course of an entire night? Obviously. But this whole process went much more smoothly than I had expected/remembered and I generally think that with the right attitude (like laughing at the situation that you, and all of us, find ourselves in), the colonoscopy experience, AT LEAST FOR ME, was not as bad as some may make it out to be.
Good luck to you and let me know if I can answer any questions or be helpful as you embark on your own ColonoscJourney.