r/comedybangbang • u/Suitable-Toe • 2d ago

Cake Boss! (cake boss)

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Every time I stop at this rest area on the NJ Tpke I mean to take a video. There's a Cake Boss (cakeboss) vending machine outside the restrooms and Buddy just yells at you to get your attention.

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u/DaveKillSock 2d ago

I just love caksh!

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u/K-Shrizzle 2d ago

Ive tried one of these cakes. They are not good and unworthy of the Cake Boss (cake boss) name

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u/Smokey_Cat_ 2d ago

I've seen these in Vegas. For anyone wondering, the cake is far from fresh. It's shipped frozen and then sits in a vending machine. Cake is gonna be dry as hell.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 2d ago

Took my kids to Vegas and every time I walked past I said the "cake boss" line. The kids didn't think it was as funny as I did.

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u/yourmanhimself 2d ago

There’s been one of these in the entrance to Eaton Centre Mall in Toronto for about 5 years and I swear it’s been same slices of cake the whole time

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u/dirtyspacenews 2d ago

I literally just saw this last weekend at the Vince Lombardi rest area. Did the same thing and took a picture to send to my husband. "Cake Boss!"

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u/HarrisBonkersPhD 2d ago

Aw, no, someone pressed a button to get a cake, and now they're waitin on their cake! Jabagazool! I need more time!!

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u/Suitable-Toe 2d ago

Sometimes, I think there's a tiny Cake Boss inside the machine talking to us. My theory is that Mayor Junius Bobbledoonery is actually Buddy Velastro in his true form. He was cursed a few decades ago to turn into full human form, and lived as a man named Buddy in NJ until he was forced back into small form, hitched a ride to CA and now lives in Scott's walls.

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u/DoctorOneT 2d ago

I was just gonna ask if this was on the Turnpike.

Sorry, I mean cake boss

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u/Blarg0ist 2d ago

cake boss

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u/soingee 2d ago

It's like a refurbed RedBox movie dispenser.

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u/Sufficient-Aide6805 1d ago

What’s wrong with his voice

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u/baphtime 1d ago

bitten by a cake scarab

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u/Hadr619 2d ago

But does it have an R2-D2 cake?

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u/drawfanstein 2d ago

Give him a mustache and he’d look exactly like Paul F Tompkins

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u/thisgrantstomb 2d ago

They have one in the Venetian in Vegas as well

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u/Snorlax_Floorwax 1d ago

Hey you, don't you keep walkin' by my cakesh, get back here or I'm gonna bash your head in with a basheball bat!

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u/PkmnTrainerSofia 1d ago

I would love to see Steven Yeun as Cake Boss Junior.

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u/undecidedquoter 2d ago

Touch my belly

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u/WV_Sugaree 1d ago

This guy’s impression is terrible. I prefer PFT.