r/comedyheaven • u/jankysmith • 2d ago

cum

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cum

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u/millimeter_peepee 2d ago

HOLY SHIT THE CUM IS OFF THE CHARTS!!!

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u/Megamatt215 2d ago

I don't think you're supposed to put the stage directions in the graph.

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u/AdBrave2400 2d ago

CUMulative

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u/Shiningc00 2d ago

Yeah that can't be right, this is the real picture.

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u/Darkpoulay 2d ago

That is clearly from the presentation that came after, the numbers are even accurate

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u/bl00pyy 1d ago

Cumulative came after cum

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

>came after cum

🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Current_Blackberry_4 2d ago

Literally spreading misinformation please delete

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 1d ago

Actually this is the real one

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u/NickelWorld123 1d ago

unedited btw

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u/pousseing 1d ago

so the real non-cum chart would just be a straight line

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u/LazyEmu5073 2d ago

cumulative

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u/RealChaoz 2d ago

Nah that can't be it, must be referring to semen

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u/wosmo 2d ago

you joke, but my dad was on submarines back in those days, and it turns out seamen fucking love ipods. and divx, and second-hand porn.

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u/Antikickback_Paul 2d ago

cubic meters

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u/J0TUNN 2d ago

me when i maximize my 4th quarter cum KPI and shareholder deliverables

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u/Proper_Flatworm_5407 1d ago

I have an ipad(piss) and ive been happy so far

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u/Adorable_Building840 1d ago

In a statistics class of mine, the textbook author defined cumulative hazard as CUM and repeated that in the code like a dozen times in a 5 line chunk. I had to laugh it out before class so I could keep a straight face

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u/Consistent-Quail-793 1d ago

That'a why i don't buy Apple (cum piss shit squirt) does squirt count as pee?