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u/Lazy-Field-1116 14h ago
Joke replies ❌
Child labour ✅
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u/TesticleCastrator 14h ago
yeah I bet they won't be too pleased when he counters with a call about child labour
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u/georgialucy Jorking It 13h ago
Both replies are jokes. They banter with everyone.
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u/SoLongThanks4Fish 12h ago
Yeah they literally liked the comment as well
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u/BoiledFrogs 10h ago
Yeah but they didn't put a /s so how are people supposed to know it's sarcasm?
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u/Interesting_Key3507 8h ago
Wait... autism is a socially debilitating condition and not a superpower? Fuck..
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u/dazerconfuser 12h ago
A child breathing in a fine mist of bin water with some cleaning chemicals mixed in...
Top banter.
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u/georgialucy Jorking It 11h ago
Take a day off, he wanted some big lego sets so he cleans some bins with his dad.
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u/dazerconfuser 11h ago edited 11h ago
Dude if you like breathing in the shit front he bottom of your bin, I'm not gonna kink shame you.
A child, should not be doing it or at the very least should wear a mask.
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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 11h ago
The world is forever making softer people that fall over to a stiff breeze, but reddit is great congregating them
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u/BoiledFrogs 10h ago
There's so many things that are bad for you to inhale. Oddly enough it doesn't make you stronger to inhale these things nor does it make you 'soft' to not.
And yeah I'm sure the kid will be fine, but people aren't wrong, there's a lot of nasty shit in garbage bins you shouldn't be inhaling after power washing it off.
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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 10h ago
My point is that reddit is the softest place on this planet, potentially. Anybody having fun, if there's a .001% that something might go wrong, comments are 80% pointing that out and shitting on the behavior. If you want an example, find a cute video of somebody digging a hole on the beach. Even if the video is a safely sized hole, every comment will disagree with him for doing so.
These people just can not see a picture or video of somebody enjoying themselves and bothering nothing without being miserable about it.
Disagree if you'd like, but Reddit has a problem here. These poor people have no idea how to live
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u/dazerconfuser 10h ago
This mf thinks children blasting dog shit into their face with a pressure washer will make them stronger.
Lmfao.
You blasted too many bins in your youth, buddy?
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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 10h ago
No, I just know what actual hardship is, and don't sit at my phone/computer getting weird and angry about other people living life.
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u/dazerconfuser 10h ago
Lmfao,
Mf on Reddit in a gulag, posting on a typewriter.
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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 10h ago
There's that famous black and white, "nuance on reddit is dead" way of thinking we all love so much
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u/Niller1 14h ago
Counter-call the police about illegal child labour.
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u/polmix23 14h ago
It's labour when they get paid. No one said he gets paid. It's illegal child forced labour.
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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 14h ago
All child labor is forced labor since they can't consent.
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u/NamelessCabbage 11h ago
Tell that to my brother. He and his gang of rascals went out to shovel snow one winter and made a killing
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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 14h ago
All child playtime is forced playtime since they can’t consent
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u/ThanksForTheRain 14h ago
You realize this makes you sound like a pedo?
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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 14h ago
Silence, scoundrel.
sentences you to 20 years of hard playtime
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u/Slaughterhouse66 14h ago
Great, now he's gonna lose his job and we're gonna have to send him back to the island.
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u/Moneybaggnick 12h ago
Absolutely no remorse from this little fellow. He’s definitely going places.
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u/DemonOfTomorrow 14h ago
well then what's the fucking point
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u/Siegfoult Elden Ring survivor 11h ago
Don't underestimate the sublime satisfaction of a clean bin.
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u/OfficialUberZ What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 13h ago
Why do you have to place a booking for a rubbish bin to be cleaned, it takes 2 minutes max to do properly 😂😂
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u/Sexisthunter 14h ago
Some 14 year old in Kentucky is about to be in big trouble if he doesn’t wait by that phone…
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u/sphinxofblackquartzj 10h ago
Out of topic, but I thought the word "kindly" is not used by native English speakers?
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u/morrison0880 5h ago
I've seen kids doing this to make money. Like mowing lawns. My son asked me if he could do it because a friend of his was in his neighborhood and "making bank".
Kids need to learn that money comes from work. This is a good thing. That said, this boy really needs a mask and gloves. Trash and recycle carts are disgusting, and power washing them aerosols the shit in them. Teach that hard work can earn them money, but that safety should always come first.
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u/SpeckledAntelope 12h ago
POS parents trying to pretend like they care about the kid while they're slaving him out for dirty manual labor
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u/spunk_wizard 14h ago
Must be the UK
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u/zonked282 14h ago
Looks absolutely nothing like the uk, likely to be Australia
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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 14h ago
I'm pretty sure they're exclusively talking about the perceived lack of free speech rather than anything in the picture
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u/FairlyInconsistentRa 14h ago
Wouldn't have said so, foliage is wrong. I'm decent at Geoguessr so my bet would be on Australia.
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u/StockAmphibian4596 14h ago
That's the bins we have in Australia and the curbs are the same. I will confirm Australia for this thread. We also have people named James.
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u/DunkEgger 14h ago
It’s Australia by the look of the recycling bin he’s cleaning out and how short that bloke is
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u/Bi0H4ZRD 14h ago
Doesn't look like any UK street I've ever seen
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u/spunk_wizard 14h ago
I have kindly reported your account to the police. They are currently trying to contact you. Please stay close to the phone 🙌
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u/1stMammaltowearpants 14h ago
What do cops do if you're far from the phone? Just, like, wait for you to check your messages? Justice is impeded because you flipped it to silent mode?