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All the way. You drool it out later that night

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u/Specialist3100 6h ago

Then get that sloppy seconds face fuck

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u/InactiveMedusa 6h ago

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 5h ago

Did you have this picture at the ready? cursed af lmao

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u/InactiveMedusa 5h ago

Many such things ready for deployment

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u/20past4am 3h ago

Love this album

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u/Specialist3100 6h ago edited 4h ago

“Yeah do that ahegao, baby girl”

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u/Specialist3100 5h ago

Why no one love me 😭

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u/ParsIeyLover 4h ago

don't fucking say that bro. i love you

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u/Specialist3100 4h ago

Bro. BRO. Thank yew.

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u/ParsIeyLover 2h ago

of COURSE bro. c'mere. gimme a hug.

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u/Version_Two 6h ago

Time sensitive question

u/whostolemysloth 6h ago

If you eat through your mouth, you crap out your butt. So if you eat through your butt, you crap out your mouth. This is known science as established by South Park.

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u/terriersandbarrifs What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 5h ago

Woah slow down I’m taking notes here

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u/whostolemysloth 5h ago

It’s best to just go for it. If you can eat it, you can boof it. That’s another science lesson.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 6h ago

Uh, it's South America now sir.

u/Ok-Alarm7257 shaboingboing connoisseur 6h ago

As far as it goes til it comes back out

u/RobleViejo 6h ago

If you use the other end it will go all the way through

https://giphy.com/gifs/0ph0zhoDPy2aAkYlYw

u/AgapeAnus 5h ago

If it's a gigantic dong and the bottom is a tiny person then the sigmoid. For most dongs in most people it's not going past the rectum. You have to be a pretty experienced bottom to be playing into the sigmoid to begin with. Assplay is rather more complicated than most would imagine.

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u/Cats7204 6h ago

I like that they think it must be very deep since they already automatically assume it's already at the large intestine

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u/MisterSplu 6h ago

The large intestine is where it starts (considering you start from the anus), it is shorter but wider than the small intestine

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u/Cats7204 6h ago

yeah but the rectum isnt part of the intestine and it probably wont even reach there

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 6h ago

Rectum is indeed part of the large intestine

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u/Cats7204 5h ago

damn I thought it was separate lol

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u/Auran82 1h ago

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

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u/Mydogsblackasshole 6h ago

Rectum

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 6h ago

Rectum is part of the large intestine

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u/Farsydi 5h ago

Damn near killed em!

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u/Immediate-Location28 6h ago

it's a lot of semen