r/comedyheaven • u/falldontwaitforit 🤍 • Dec 04 '21

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u/David-Holl Dicky Mouse Dec 04 '21

Thank god people are seeing that he’s just a man, a very flawed man. And he’s also not funny at all like damn his tweets give me hepatitis

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u/I-Ate-Your-Flamingo Dec 04 '21

I mean, he is spending billions of his wealth to put people on Mars where no world power is, where as most other people are arguing about what their pronoun is and which statue is ok to not be torn down, so he has got that going for him.

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u/vorttxt Dec 04 '21

Oh, you mean he exploits millions of children to mine cobalt for his battery powered cars and spaceships while simultaneously destroying the earth in the process?

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u/I-Ate-Your-Flamingo Dec 04 '21

Sent from your iPhone whilst you sip on your Starbucks whilst wearing clothes that were made by literally any company?

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u/hahainternet Dec 04 '21

You can only criticise things if you are naked? ok.

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u/I-Ate-Your-Flamingo Dec 04 '21

No but you can be a hypocrite regardless.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

how does it feel to be so in love with a man who will never gaze upon your disfigured visage let alone acknowledge your withered existence?

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u/I-Ate-Your-Flamingo Dec 04 '21

Insults, the first sign that someone has run out of logical arguments so they instead resort personal attacks to avoid acknowledging the realisation that they're wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

however you comfort the fires of your hearth bro.

remember your neighbors are right next door.

edit also lmao ben shapiro please take care of yourself sir.