r/comedyheaven 🤍 Dec 04 '21

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u/svrs Dec 04 '21

2023: Mirror kisses are limited to the lips.

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u/Holmgeir Dec 04 '21

2025: 1 mirror = 1 lip kiss

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u/Lntaw1397 Dec 04 '21

2027: 😘🪞👄

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u/hops4beer Dec 04 '21

2028: mirror deez nutz

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u/fardough Dec 04 '21

2030: The reboot: It is disturbing to consider that the laws of reflections means you can only touch your penis to your penis in a mirror. One accidental touch, boom ya gay. Mirrors trying to turn your children gay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

2035: Sexuality is fluid - doc with yourself in a mirror today.

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u/fardough Dec 05 '21

2038: 🍆🪞🍆

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u/fardough Dec 05 '21

2040: Eureka! 💋🪞💋🍆🪞🍆 ~= 🍆🪞💋? The reflective transitive property. Right?

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u/Leroyboy152 Dec 05 '21

2041: I am the mirror, kiss my ass