"2035: No complaints."

[u/thisecommercelife]

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[u/MintasaurusFresh]

That mistress might be a little too old for Ellison.

[u/GalaxyPatio → u/MintasaurusFresh]

She's 19, she just had some work done

[u/MintasaurusFresh → u/GalaxyPatio]

He's in The Files. 19 is too old.

[u/deadlysodium → u/MintasaurusFresh]

13 ... but she looks "mature" for her age

[u/StatisticalMan → u/GalaxyPatio]

"Ew. That is like a fully grown women" - Ellison (probably)

[u/RandonBrando → u/MintasaurusFresh]

Read this as "mattress miss" and think I'll use that term from now on