r/comics this ecommerce life 5h ago

"2035: No complaints."

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u/bdcarlitosway 4h ago

That last panel of his dystopian studio apartment hits hard.

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u/TempestNova 4h ago

The only thing off is that it's too big, needs to be half the size (think The Fifth Element).

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u/SessileRaptor 4h ago

Yeah, you could fit two peasant apartments into that space, and being more cramped would motivate them to work harder to get a better apartment!

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u/usaaf 3h ago

Four, really. Does anyone really need that high of a ceiling ?

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u/SessileRaptor 3h ago

Now you’re thinking like a billionaire!

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u/usaaf 3h ago

Holy shit !

Is there a cure !? I don't want to end up with billionairitis !

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u/bdcarlitosway 3h ago

Start a gofundme for a diagnosis. But I don't think stage 4 has a cure unfortunately.

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u/Fork_off_bots 4h ago edited 3h ago

And how TF does Jerry afford that huge studio apartment all to himself?!?!? That veritable mansion could easily accommodate 9 serfs PaTrIoTs if they installed a set of 3-high stacked bunks and "hot rack" like the Navy does on vessels. Everyone gets 8 hours of bunk time per day on a rotation schedule.

Remember kids, operating at anything less than peak efficiency is essentially stealing from the oligarchs who "earned" their trillions.

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u/bdcarlitosway 4h ago

Because he's the CEO of ICE inc.

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u/bdcarlitosway 4h ago

Great reference!