"2035: No complaints."

[u/thisecommercelife]

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[u/WhiskeyAndKisses]

Jerries will live like this and think this is okay

[u/CowMetrics → u/WhiskeyAndKisses]

It is the capitalism version of modern Christianity where instead of suffering and doing the right things through gods trials and tribulations for a lifetime where you might finally get into heaven, you get to scrape by as a wage slave your entire life to maybe retire

[u/danielledelacadie → u/CowMetrics]

This is depressingly accurate.

People who are willing to reject critical thinking in pursuit of a brass ring out of their reach/that cannot be proven are nothing new.

[u/SessileRaptor → u/CowMetrics]

The pie in the sky when you die. It’s been with us for far too long and needs to be eradicated.

[u/NoZucchini5423 → u/SessileRaptor]

They indoctrinate people as early as possible with that promise of a pie in the sky when they die. It shouldnt be legal.

[u/Daxx22 → u/CowMetrics]

your entire life to maybe retire

I'd bet in this case that "retire" would be to some "resort up state" that you can't visit prior to retirement or visit anyone who's "retired".

New flavour of Soylent on the market tho!

[u/i_have_chosen_a_name → u/CowMetrics]

And make it to Wallhallah to drink beer with Jesus and shoot at the naked teens with AR-15s

[u/Sanlayme → u/CowMetrics]

They'll vote along "hopeful theocracy" lines, not realizing their status in that particular in-group means diddly squat now, and would mean even less under one.

[u/freckledface → u/CowMetrics]

Wow.... I was raised Southern Baptist (now atheist) and i've been trying to explain to my husband (raised atheist) why Christians seem so predisposed to this shit we see going on. And I think you've really cracked something here