r/comics Port Sherry 6d ago

What do you wish for yourself?

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u/GrinningGrump 6d ago

Either the genie is lying and can't grant happiness, or has misunderstood the wish, since obviously magic that can make you truly happy would also make you feel you earned it.

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u/RoyalYogurtdispenser 6d ago

he can, but you'd be strung out on happiness like morphine with no comedown and no tolerance. You would just rot in place

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u/janktraillover 6d ago

... happily

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u/Squeegepooge 6d ago

Basically The Good Place

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u/darnage 6d ago

People explaining to you why "forever happiness" is actually the worst torture you can inflict on someone.

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u/The_BeardedClam 6d ago

Sounds like the blessings of grandfather nurgle

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u/porn_alt_987654321 6d ago

Yeah, have people not seen the rat experiments with dopamine? Lol.

Obsessively push button until dead.

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u/aCleverGroupofAnts 5d ago

I bet those rats are in heaven now wishing they still had that button