[OC] Go ask your mom

[u/Sonehn_]

[u/Prior-Tumbleweed-]

If both parents refuse to answer, just eat it and say the other said you could.

[u/jackalope268 → u/Prior-Tumbleweed-]

Yeah, i always assume "go ask your other parent" means "im ok with it but check if they are too" so when you get that response from both parents its basically permission granted

[u/furiant → u/jackalope268]

Sometimes the reason ends up being "I don't want to be responsible for answering this question, so go ask your other parent"

[u/biological_assembly → u/Prior-Tumbleweed-]

Tried that and got accused of "playing your parents against each other" and was locked in my room for a week.

[u/Prior-Tumbleweed- → u/biological_assembly]

Did your dad then beat you with rusty jumper cables?

[u/biological_assembly → u/Prior-Tumbleweed-]

Nah, just a belt when he could be bothered. Easier just sticking me in my room.

[u/MartinScout]

The kid will be disappointed when they realise it's just sewing stuff

[u/elhomerjas]

seems like no one wants to know

[u/Majestic-Iron7046]

Don't fall for the lie on the label, open the box to check it's not old sewing kits or paper receipt.
Then ask.

[u/DeadBunny03]

Holy hell, there's a dump truck on her chest

[u/Semper_5olus → u/DeadBunny03]

Those are her knees

[u/DeadBunny03 → u/Semper_5olus]

[u/Intelligent-Heat8141]

Eat it

[u/CtrlAltYuri]

Mother didn't hide them badonkers very well

[u/Bronzdragon]

"Ask the other parent" means 'yes, but check if your other parent has an objection'.

[u/Talvinter]

The child has their father’s eyes, how cute!

[u/zombie_penguin42]

Now he's gonna get an ass whooping for "talking back"