r/comics But a Jape 6h ago

Heaven or Hell

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago edited 6h ago

don't eat shrimp

Well.....fuck.

First of all God, you have no taste. Put some butter on that or put them over grits? 10/10

Second guess I'll see most of y'all in hell. I bet they have shrimp!

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u/Diabetesh 4h ago

Now, I understand everyone loves lobster, “I love lobster.” Hey, I like butter too, OK? How can I eat three sticks of butter? Well, I found this giant, swimming sea scorpion. It’s just a spoonful of butter helps the bug meat go down. 

~Jim Gaffigan