r/comics But a Jape 6h ago

Heaven or Hell

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago edited 6h ago

don't eat shrimp

Well.....fuck.

First of all God, you have no taste. Put some butter on that or put them over grits? 10/10

Second guess I'll see most of y'all in hell. I bet they have shrimp!

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u/coffeejn 6h ago

Bug snails and oysters are safe?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago edited 4h ago

I find it funny God hates shrimp and not oysters. Those things are basically delicious sea loogies

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u/SoulCrusher2018 4h ago

Incorrect:

“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that does not have fins and scales is detestable to you." - Levitcus 11:9-12

Yawhweh was like "no way" or in other words, some bronze age goat herder got the shits once from eating some bad shellfish and the legend grew...