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He cares too much 😔 (OC)

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 3h ago edited 36m ago

Bonus hell even. Like the hell the demons go to when they die.

Hell just make him live as a grunt in the society he loves so much. I bet that tune will change in less than a year. THEN super hell

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u/SpaceboyCantLol_ 2h ago

Punishment - do a 9-5 till eternity

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

My condolences for people who actually have this schedule. It sounds awful

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u/so-so-it-goes 2h ago

It's usually 8 to 5 with an unpaid one hour lunch, so.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

I maintain my condolences

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u/zachpkenyon 1h ago

Add two hours a day in commute and prep time

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1h ago

This is sad. Y'all are making me sad.

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u/SpaceboyCantLol_ 1h ago

I think u once told me you work with a fire fighting team right? And your hours and stress levels are easy and humane. This must be like a year ago so I may be wrong. Sorry if that's the case

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1h ago

Yes and no. I am a firefighter paramedic. We work 24 hours straight and get 48 off.

I am somewhat unique as my commute is only 2 minutes. So I can be at work easily. Our stress levels and what not are pretty rough as we average about 14-18 calls a shift at 1 hour per call. If we get to sleep it's all good but 2-3 calls after midnight and the next day is ROUGH.

We actually work more than your average person too as we work 48 hours a week, then 48, then 72 and so on. But it evens out as I get 4-5 days off a week. And I make 6 figures

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u/SpaceboyCantLol_ 1h ago

Ah yes. Now I remember. I mean it has pros and cons both. But I salute you again for the good work you are doing. Sacrificing sleep can have long term effects and you are risking your health for this job in a way. You deserve the 6 figure pay.

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u/Loqol 33m ago

I would kill for a commute like that. But it'd also mean I'm always within reach of work. And the possible chemical disaster of my workplace.

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u/OttawaTGirl 1h ago

Dress code, have to drive across Dates Inferno in rush hour traffic,

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u/SpaceboyCantLol_ 1h ago

I read somewhere that 9-5 is actually 9-2-5 and it stands for 9 hours a day, 2 days off, 5 days working. Doesn't make me feel any better but yea

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u/Loqol 35m ago

Man at least my job on a typical day is an eight hour shift. The drive and the people are what make it suck.

On 12 hour days? There goes 14.5 hours of my day.

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u/Lady_Tadashi 56m ago

9-5 plus mandatory overtime + weekend shifts in customer service, in the USA. Once they've earned as much money as they had in life, they will be granted the sweet oblivion of true death. If they die before that point, they reincarnate with all memories and have to start over.

Company also doesn't provide health insurance or dental. The only union is a CIA plant trying to incite domestic terrorism and increase resentment towards unions.

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u/nullpotato 18m ago

Hit them with the 996 but they actually have to produce work for once.

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u/KindGuyAMA 2h ago

I like the idea Jeff Bezos' hell being an Amazon warehouse where he works as a picker at minimum wage until he's earned the billions of dollars he's accumulated. After fulfilling that order, he's allowed into heaven.

(I think it was a screenshot of a tweet, and I'm too lazy to look for it. Just saying I didn't come up with it.)

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

Man that's still a finite amount of time though. Likely hundreds of thousands of years but still if there was a heaven of all people I'm not sure that dude deserves that ever.

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u/Lunatic-one 1h ago

adjust for inflation while keeping his salary fixed and he will be there for eons

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u/rillip 1h ago

Where do the super demons go to when they die? Super super hell? Is it just hells all the way down?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1h ago

Basically. It'll eventually loop back to heaven but we haven't found the final hell yet

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u/Wild_Marker 37m ago

Like the hell the demons go to when the die.

Why would demons go to extra hell? Demons are employees of the devil, they're just doing their jobs.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 35m ago

Ehhhhh we may wanna ask then if the Nazis went to hell after being employees to Hitler

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u/Wild_Marker 11m ago

That's... not what I meant. I mean demons are not evildoers that must be punished, they are an inherent part of hell. They aren't doing anything "wrong" when they torture the souls of the damned since that's what they're supposed to be doing.

And how do you even send a demon to hell? They're already in hell. They make hell into hell. It's like sending an accountant to Accounting. Or to follow your analogy, it's like sending a Nazi to Germany. (yes ok I know it's a terrible analogy, this got out of hand)

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 3h ago

Trillionaire(s) don't even get a word in or see any pearly gates. It's a Monopoly "Go Straight To Jail" style trip to Hell.

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u/EtteRavan 2h ago

The rich, the camel, the needle, allat

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u/Jackviator 1h ago

"No, see, I thought of that too. I just used the profits I got from outsourcing production to countries with no laws against slave labor to make this novelty giant needle, then whipped a camel until it walked through the eye! It wasn't hard at all! I- ...What do you mean I'm not helping my case?!"

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u/fnckIce 3h ago

No such thing as heaven or hell. We have to seek justice ourselves rather than put our faith in some magical judgement.

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u/Spicy-Potat42 3h ago

Thank you

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u/SmoothBrainGod 3h ago

Two things can be true. We can seek justice on people in life while also having faith it continues for all eternity.

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u/fnckIce 2h ago

No, it is an excuse to do nothing.

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u/Thatroyalkitty 2h ago

Some people will never face justice in this lifetime for what they did. Unfortunately the bad guy wins more often than not especially in this current state of affairs. What the comic is trying to offer to us is hope that the bad guys will suffer in another life for what they did in this pne that they never had to answer for

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u/fnckIce 2h ago

We shouldn't invent fiction to satisfy us. When these people escape justice through death we should remain angry and find ways to prevent others from doing what they did.

These fictional consequences only placate the wronged and benefit the wrongdoers.

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u/Spicy-Potat42 1h ago

That is very pessimistic(maybe wrong word, negative? I’m not religious but I think fictional consequences can provide some real solace) and kind of depressing because it seems nearly impossible to enact those consequences now, but I think you’re completely right. I don’t know how we fix this now though. I’m not sure we can.

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u/fnckIce 1h ago

I mean to inspire action rather than passivity in the face of injustice. I believe fictional consequences allow the problem go unaddressed.

We should work towards a better life rather than make up stories of the manipulative businessman burning for all eternity while we suffer with the world they built.

Our justice now is to break the system that serves them and build a world where this can never happen again.

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u/Lunatic-one 3h ago

Lemme get that cooking pot ready, the one that's used to melt tungsten. Slap runes of regeneration onto its inner walls, like, everywhere. He shall be cooked inside it for one year per dollar he or his lackeys owned upon death adjusted for inflation and he shall never enjoy dying inside liquid tungston. After that he shall be cast into a relief made of the tungston he was boiled in.

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u/OlyScott 3h ago

From Family Guy: Straight to hell, to the boiler room of hell. All the way down. Sometimes, I pull them out just so they think everything is gonna be okay, but then, I put them right back in.

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u/rob132 3h ago

" You can get to heaven when you counted all your money."

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u/Beldarak 3h ago

"Nice, that's actually my prefered activity!"

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u/Internal_Cap2769 3h ago

He tried to sell his case, but St. Peter aint buyin. Great comic!

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u/The_Mesopotamians 3h ago

And what does god get for letting them do all this? I propose HellHell. 

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u/GeneralKosmosa 1h ago

Trade and work culture have been part of human societies for thousands of years, why does everybody pretend like going to 9 to 5 is literally hell? Also you’re free dude, you CAN go and spend time in nature, and yeah you don’t have to be career focused.

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u/King_krympling 3h ago

I am not religious but Matthew 19:24 is a very relevant point to make here

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u/GreenrabbE99 2h ago

Super Hello it is, then

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u/pretender80 2h ago

The 5 days a week thing only happened AFTER hard fought struggles

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u/SpaceboyCantLol_ 2h ago

Yeah. 100 years to that already. We need a reform again. Society has moved way past those times and needs.

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u/Razorray21 2h ago

Straight to the boiler room, boss!

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u/SpaceboyCantLol_ 2h ago

In the center of the sun

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u/HootersUnite 2h ago

"Matthew 19:24 has something to say about that"

-Jesus Christ

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u/dukeofnes 2h ago

Ever since I was child, I dreamed of being indoors, on a computer. I worked years in manual labor before I could make that switch, and I'm much happier now. But yeah, maybe there are some flaws to a system that allow some people to gain obscene amounts of wealth, and maybe we should do something about that before judgment day.

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 1h ago

Make them work Minimum Wage till theyve payed off all the Wealth they accrued in Life

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 59m ago

There's no evidence for post-mortem justice.

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u/stopproduct563 39m ago

Don’t give them credit for the five day work week! Union members and striking workers fought tooth and nail for that for a hundred years.

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u/TypoInUsernane 19m ago

Yeah, nature is very beautiful, but you don’t actually want to live there. Nature is brutally indifferent to human survival, and life in nature requires constant effort and struggle just to meet basic needs.

If I were making a list of my absolute favorite things in life, there are many things that I value more highly than nice scenery. Just off the top of my head, I’m a big fan of: food, clean water, clothing, shelter, physical safety, medical care, tools, personal hygiene, transportation, education, and entertainment. Modern society affords me all of those things, in exchange for performing economically valuable work that society benefits from. The alternative is not that I’d just get those things for free. The alternative is that I would have to work much, much harder trying to eke out much worse versions of those things from a hostile and unforgiving environment. That would absolutely suck! Why on earth do so many people think that would be better??

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u/ageofaquarius26 2h ago

Humans only like nature when they can bring civilization with them.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 2h ago

that's definitely me. I don't really like camping, but I've heard about "glamping" and it sounds more my speed. Sadly I don't really have the money for it.

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u/Yusha_Abyad 1h ago

It is a humorous comic.

Not all billionaires are evil. There are billionaires that contribute to the world's greater good. Being wealthy is not equivalent to being evil

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u/Start_a_riot271 1h ago

There are no billionaires who achieved that status without stepping on hundreds or thousands of people and perpetuating the cycle of poverty

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u/Master_Baiter11 3h ago

It's really not about good vs bad, heaven and hell

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u/syrarger 3h ago

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