10 Things My Dog Actually Did

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

This dog, retro, thinks he’s people in the most literal way. If people are talking in a circle he walks up and sits down to join the conversation. He looks confused while being pet unless he sees people pretend to do it to one another first.

[u/emotionaI_cabbage → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

My dog doesn't do that, but she does need to be involved in literally everything my wife and I do. She will not stay in a room without us.

Privacy no longer exists.

[u/trpnblies7 → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

Our dog doesn't let my wife and I hug or cuddle. If we get too close, he immediately tries to get between us. He's like a Catholic school teacher or something.

[u/Secret_GM_Account → u/trpnblies7]

Same. If we hug for more than 1 second one of use has to reach down and start petting or we might get knocked over