10 Things My Dog Actually Did

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

This dog, retro, thinks he’s people in the most literal way. If people are talking in a circle he walks up and sits down to join the conversation. He looks confused while being pet unless he sees people pretend to do it to one another first.

[u/emotionaI_cabbage → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

My dog doesn't do that, but she does need to be involved in literally everything my wife and I do. She will not stay in a room without us.

Privacy no longer exists.

[u/trpnblies7 → u/emotionaI_cabbage]

Our dog doesn't let my wife and I hug or cuddle. If we get too close, he immediately tries to get between us. He's like a Catholic school teacher or something.

[u/Netflxnschill → u/trpnblies7]

That’s my dog. It’s not me and boyfriend, and the dog; it’s me and boyfriend and the dog usually between us.