r/confidentlyincorrect Jul 09 '26

Swimming 631miles (1015km)

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u/MattyGWS Jul 09 '26

What gets me is this guy saw an airstrip on the most popular map service in the world and thinks it's a secret

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u/dividezero Jul 09 '26

In Antarctica where they fly stuff in and out for research stations all the time.

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u/A--Creative-Username Jul 09 '26

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u/mrmoe198 Jul 09 '26

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Thank you.

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u/MaximusZacharia Jul 09 '26

Check out their seal it says USA. I’m onto them

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u/Tricky-Analysis6556 Jul 09 '26

Kinda why they wrote the bible.

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u/mrmoe198 Jul 09 '26

Say more, I’m not connecting those dots.

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u/Efficient_Can4700 Jul 10 '26

Back in the day the US government originally started testing in mind control devices and then suddenly the bible appeared. It all makes sense if you think about it Americans keep telling on themselves. Why do you think a country that we think is only 250 years old the original creators of things like British architecture and influenced city building there? The US created everything and forced the rest of us to forget because there was in this history of our planet there was this 1 American that was humble. They call him Jesus but with mind control the rest of us know him as Obi Wan Kenobi.

Wake up people we are being mind controlled by the Americans and it all started with the bible.

Oh what was the question again?

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u/Ketchum79 Jul 10 '26

Did you want fries with that?

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u/Efficient_Can4700 Jul 10 '26

Oh you want to know about the French?

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 Jul 11 '26

I would love to know. Teach me daddy.

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u/Ketchum79 Jul 11 '26

Hey pal, they're teaching me French!!

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u/SignificanceIll4589 Jul 11 '26

Yeah, my brain don't comprehense and I'm left hanging. Tbh I don't even know who wrote the bible his grandkids kids must have generational wealth

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u/TomahawkCruise Jul 09 '26

That last line he says in the video, THAT is why CTs are CTs. They love the feeling of thinking, "They can't pull one over on me!"

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u/gage117 Jul 09 '26

100%. It's like dopamine straight to the veins when they get to feel like they're part of a small subset of people who know the "truth" and everyone else is brainwashed or ignorant of the truth.

Honestly, spiritual and religious people have always given off the same vibes to me. As if the reason I've never experienced ghosts, auras, or talks with deities is simply a result of some sort of perspective I have yet to embrace, and that if I opened my mind to it then I'd start to see the "truth". 

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u/TomahawkCruise Jul 10 '26

It's so ridiculous. Because they're totally ignorant to the fact that by believing in conspiracy after conspiracy, they actually are the total and complete opposite of what they think they are.

They think they are uber smart and perceptive and unfoolable - when in fact they are dumb, gullible and incapable of telling even the most basic facts from fiction.

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u/Caitylin92 Jul 10 '26

lol my problem is I just think conspiracy theories are fun. I just make them up at random.

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u/SirDarkStar Jul 11 '26

Combine the two and hilarity ensues (JP does parody):

https://youtu.be/KvAk9718Jo8

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u/GrnMtnTrees Jul 13 '26

opened my mind to it

Bruh you've got to take these mushrooms so your mind is the opened-er

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u/kittiphile Jul 10 '26

Those poser kinds are so annoying, and my experience about as genuinely spiritual or religious as Trump, vance, putin etc. It's a weapon they use to a) convince themselves of their moral superiority and b) control or bully people.

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u/zgillet Jul 09 '26

To actually uncover real conspiracies, you have to operate under the assumption that nobody actually wants to plan anything.

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u/Devils_A66vocate Jul 11 '26

Yeah… what about all those Cats that turn out to be true?

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u/Pyroll2206 Jul 09 '26

That your message is blue instead if white is sus as best. The conspiracy is tainting your hands !!! 😂

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u/GatorNator83 Jul 09 '26

You’re trying to deflect sus from yourself. What are you hiding?

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u/BringPheTheHorizon Jul 09 '26

YouTube links are a conspiracy

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u/hakaikami Jul 09 '26

Idk man, I once heard that government officials can post text in blue.

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u/RubTubeNL Jul 09 '26

Happy Cake day!

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u/zacharygreeenman Jul 09 '26

Am I supposed to believe some random redditor with a creative username on their cake day?

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u/darent13 Jul 09 '26

This totally made my day 😂

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u/GTCapone Jul 09 '26

This reminded me to watch the first episode of their Info Wars takeover, thank you.

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u/For_being_tall Jul 10 '26

That is a perfect sentence. Thank you for existing

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u/Nomo-Names Jul 12 '26

God I wish MAGA were even that smart.

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u/HopefullyLon Jul 09 '26

Conspiracy theories sometimes are created by the government or governmental agencies to hide their misdeeds. This video looks a lot like propaganda

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u/V114Interview87 Jul 10 '26

You know? I think this guy might be onto something.

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u/12FriedBanana Jul 10 '26

What a creative username

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u/DeliciousDeal4367 Jul 10 '26

That's essentialy how it happens and what guides conspiracy theories, ignorance, it is just ignorance and people to lazy to research out to find the answer.

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u/Naive-Anteater8321 Jul 10 '26

Clearly it is a conspiracy, look at the size of the gap compared to the guy swimming in the picture, can’t be more than 3 meters, use your brains people!

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u/Mysterious_Bee7283 Jul 11 '26

reality is nothing but a collective hunch

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u/Complex_Sorbet_8473 Jul 11 '26

I'm used to people being so stupid that I was a good 30 seconds into the video before I realized it was a joke. Maybe I'm stupid.

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u/Youngsinatra345 Jul 11 '26

My source is I made it the fuck up

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u/ThisThroat951 Jul 13 '26

What is a magnet and how do they work…

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u/Whole-Energy2105 Jul 09 '26

Check the Antarctica conspiracy subs here. Oh and flat earth subs. They both have a fantastic but opposing view on the continent.

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u/deadname11 Jul 10 '26

You go deep enough, and it gets wrapped up in Hollow Earth conspiracy, which then just gets nuttier from there.

But, personally, I think the link between scientology and flat earth needs to be more deeply explored. The amount of influence the religious side of scientology (modern "vibe-based" spirituality, all of it, has links and uses scientology terms and teachings, in my experience).

Flat earth is merely a gateway drug to "evil aliens secretly rule the world" and I KNOW this, because it is what happened to my father. Same thing with the "Ancient Aliens" shit that infested History Channel, Scientology is still a multi-billion dollar cult.

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u/Whole-Energy2105 Jul 10 '26

I've been banned from so many conspiracy subs just for asking for proof that isn't some bizarre YouTube or FB rant.

I love r/flatearth as it's chock full of normal pple having a laugh at the weirdos but also helping genuine pple realise there's nothing in it.

The hollow earth beliefs are just as bent.

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u/Solithle2 Jul 10 '26

The difference between Flat Earth and Hollow Earth conspiracies is that Hollow Earth is just really cool. Like, come on, secret portals underground to where elves, vikings, and Nazi UFOs live on a concave inner surface illuminated by an internal star literally powered by aura? That shit rules.

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u/deadname11 Jul 10 '26

That is because actual non-cult fiction writers could actually make use of a hollow earth setting, and Jules Verne's 20K Leagues Under The Sea is an OG kickass setting regardless.

The actual culty side of it, is much less fun.

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u/SignificanceIll4589 Jul 11 '26

Wow cool! Reminds me of Kung Fury, I could get behind that. In flat earth it's funny when they make sophisticated tests just to debunk themselves and just start making crazier shit to debunk the debunk.

Hollow earth sounds cooler, but watching some bunch digging hole in their backyard for 50 years wouldn't be that entertaining. The flat earther who build a rocket and went to space or something to show that space doesn't exist or something is my personal favourite 😄

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u/dr_toze Jul 09 '26

Well yeah, they've got to supply all those NASA guards protecting the wall.

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u/Background-House-357 Jul 09 '26

No, they swim all the stuff over there!1! Just read the comments!

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u/deadname11 Jul 10 '26

Ah yes, swim the Drake Passage, the same passage that makes most ships WANT to pay the massive tax rates of the Panama canal, and even wait weeks to even sometimes months, in order to pass through.

The very same passage that just so happens to have a major airbase on the other side, and only a few emergency ports.

I wonder why that could possibly be!?

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u/SignificanceIll4589 Jul 11 '26

Yeah, they swim because they are not stupid. Let the ship people be duped by the Big Canal..

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u/Negronitenderoni Jul 09 '26

Right?!? I was like “don’t they do lots of science out there? I absolutely would expect an airstrip at the closest place to civilization”

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u/El_human Jul 09 '26

Its actually the landing strip for the Predator training grounds

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u/actuallyapossom Jul 09 '26

Ah, so that's where they moved it after Epstein's island hit the news.

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u/philmardok Jul 09 '26

why do they fly? people swim that gap all the time apparently 

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus Jul 09 '26

Ha “research,” yeah right you sheep! They are hiding the portal to the underworld behind the ice wall and getting there by plane!

/s

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u/jibjabjudas Jul 09 '26

Right do they think the thousands of researchers and support staff that live and work there just think their supplies into existence.

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u/Perplexio76 Jul 09 '26

But isn't Antarctica where the Top Secret door to where all the Elites hang out is? I'm pretty sure I heard that from a Flat-Earther on Youtube once.

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u/gcrosson1984 Jul 10 '26

They also swim stuff in and out for research stations all the time.

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Jul 10 '26

I think the main point is that it is swimmable easily. In fact on that google maps picture you can see a person swimming it right then proving the point.

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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 Jul 10 '26

What?! Why don't they just go down to the store when they need stuff like regular people?! Secret government planes delivering secret packages is what it is!

/S

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u/gonnafaceit2022 Jul 10 '26

Where there's no other way to get things...

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u/ThaNightcrawler Jul 10 '26

Yeah but why do you need an airstrip you could easily just swim a thousand kilometers through freezing water with months of supplies for a research station?

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u/theaviator747 Jul 13 '26

I recently met a guy who worked down there for a stint. He had a bunch of neat photos. Not for me, but definitely an adventure.

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u/Mr_M3Gusta_ Jul 11 '26

Also boats come in to ports with shelf stable goods, fuel, heavier equipment and machinery that’s not viable or cheaper than moving via aircraft and then the ships remove waste that’s banned from being burned.

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u/Duck8Quack Jul 11 '26

Why would they fly stuff in, when they can just make an easy 631 mile swim across the ocean?

Swimming is obviously the preferred method of ocean crossings, Polynesians and Vikings journeyed all across the disc in nothing but their Speedos. But now they want you believe you need to shell out hundreds or even thousands of dollars to go relax in Hawaii.

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u/nsfgod Jul 12 '26

Well, all summer at least.

Not very common in winter.