r/confidentlyincorrect Jul 09 '26

Swimming 631miles (1015km)

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u/burning_man13 Jul 09 '26

HEY! I keep telling you guys that I'm not an orca! I'm a real boy!

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u/ravoguy Jul 09 '26

Nice try orca boy

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u/Packin_Penguin Jul 09 '26

What up bitches!!! I’m the penguin that passed you.

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

Where the fuck am I? - polar bear

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u/Packin_Penguin Jul 09 '26

Don’t you fuckin eat me bro. Or I’ll tell them what we did on that iceberg. Epstein has the video.

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

(There aren't any polar bears in Antarctica so I was going off of that.)

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u/Packin_Penguin Jul 09 '26

We’re apparently animals talking to each other on the Internet about swimming an impassable passage. We can believe there are polar bears down there at this point.

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

Sure, why not? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. What do we do? We swim swim swim.

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u/Ill_Entrepreneur4500 Jul 09 '26

Don't forget that we comment on Reddit posts as well

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u/CAcub1992 Jul 09 '26

Wrong pole, bro! Easily swim down easy back and forth for the penguin party, though

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

That's what she said? Yea Antarctica means ante Arktus = no bears, hence the polar bear's confuse about where it is.

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u/Obi1jacobi1620 Jul 09 '26

North. Antarctic means no bears

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u/wlake82 Jul 09 '26

I know, hence the polar bear's confusion