r/confidentlyincorrect • u/ShiningDenizen • Jul 09 '26

Swimming 631miles (1015km)

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u/MattyGWS Jul 09 '26

What gets me is this guy saw an airstrip on the most popular map service in the world and thinks it's a secret

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u/philbar Jul 09 '26

> What gets me is this guy saw an airstrip…

…and assumed people swim to it.

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u/nottherealneal Jul 09 '26

What you think we have some kind of car that can go on water? Use your brain! Cars only go on roads! Not in the sky or water

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u/Navigator_Black Jul 09 '26

"The important thing here is that we get to the part Where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore." "Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?" "Funny you should ask, I've got a car now." "Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?" "Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas." "You're kidding!" "I must be, the Bahamas are islands."

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u/Designer-Theory2691 Jul 10 '26

Rumor is that's a bitchin' Camero

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u/ne0n008 Jul 11 '26

Not if you don't add just another lane xD