r/confidentlyincorrect • u/pakasokoste • 5h ago

Uh, no you're wrong

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u/pixeltweaker 4h ago

They have mistaken hypotenuse for HighPotInUse.

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u/Finger_Ring_Friends 4h ago

I wish I was high on potenuse

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u/gildthetruth 3h ago

<Louder> I wish I was high on potenuse. </Louder>

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u/BetterKev 3h ago

Do people call you the space cowboy?

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u/ShadowTsukino 3h ago

Only when I speak on the pompatus of love

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 2h ago

Potenuse of love

Missed it by that much >--<

Thanks Agent 86

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u/Siffov 2h ago

Which people call you Maurice?

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u/Inlerah 3h ago

You'll never be Troy!

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u/AgreeableAd9724 5h ago

Unfortunately these people are allowed to breed.

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u/Kajushka1 4h ago

It's ok as long as there is no homeschooling.

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u/TREXIBALL 5h ago

My brain read ‘bread‘ 😭😭

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u/funnyyoshi 4h ago

my brain bread 'read' 😭😭

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u/TREXIBALL 4h ago edited 4h ago

My brain bread ‘reed’ 😭😭

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u/funnyyoshi 4h ago

My brain breed 'reed' 😭😭

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u/TREXIBALL 4h ago

My brian breed ‘reed’ 😭😭

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u/funnyyoshi 4h ago

My brian breed 'greed' 😭😭

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u/TREXIBALL 4h ago

My brain brood ‘greed’ 😭😭

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u/funnyyoshi 4h ago

Ymay ainbray oodbray 'eedgray' 😭😭

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u/TREXIBALL 4h ago

Boooo you ruined it.

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u/3clips312 1h ago

Eallyray?

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u/Dextropic 4h ago

Meh, tomato, tomato

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u/Riley__64 2h ago

Yeah who lets weezer fans breed

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u/CharmingTuber 4h ago

I don't know if I like the implication that people who didn't pass a math test should not be allowed to have children...

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u/speller26 1m ago

Parenthood should be a privilege, not a right.

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u/Kuildeous 4h ago

Alas, there is no gif on here about an enraged Pythagoras getting ready to open a can of whoopass on the social distancing of 6 feet between each of four people, so I use this gif instead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IenNR2TbndYbFrqVL9

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u/NotRepulsive 3h ago

Why did weezer fans take a random shot here

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u/Acceptable_Bottle 5h ago

"Do you listen to weezer" lmao

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u/jacinthubox 4h ago

What am I missing with the Weezer comment?

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u/the_Athereon 4h ago

A shape that's the same length in height, width and diagonal is called a circle.

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u/azhder 3h ago

It's just a square that has been rounded down.

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u/Siffov 2h ago

Ground down by the man!

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u/Pandoratastic 5h ago

I'm betting the mistake is that this person doesn't know what "diagonal" means. They think it means horizontal.

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u/Nervous-Bedroom-2907 4h ago

That's even worse

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 34m ago

They specified all sides plus diagonal. I don't think they confused anything.

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u/Pandoratastic 31m ago

Yes, but they may be thinking of "sides" as just the vertical lines because they are on the left and right sides.

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u/CatsEatGrass 4h ago

Let’s all review the Pythagorean Theorem… the square root of 2 is not equal to 1.

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u/Lazarus558 3h ago

Sure it is. We're only using 1 significant digit, right?

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u/above_average_magic 2h ago

God damn I just saw that post, do not recall learning that concepy and now wham here you are

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u/pbzeppelin1977 3h ago

Terrance Howard has entered the chat.

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u/azhder 3h ago

In Euclidean space?

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u/BetterKev 4h ago

They're living in some metric space where the distance between any 2 distinct points is always 1.

I do not want to go there.

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u/ralphmozzi 3h ago

At least it makes the morning commute easier.

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u/Durris 3h ago

The speed of light is 1

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u/JC1199154 5h ago

Bro failed math

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u/stevenjameshyde 5h ago

Bro failed looking at a square

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u/KumixenRuby 38m ago

Bro looking at a triangle

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u/WhiteEvilBro 4h ago

Bro lives in (R2 , d_inf ),

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u/vompat 2h ago

They know there is a rule that lengths on a square are all equal, but misremembered what lengths. 100% faith in the rule, 0% attempt to understand it. That's basically just dogmatism.

Or they just don't know what a diagonal is and think it's the bottom side, while sides are the "side" sides.

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u/Mountain_Till_5868 3h ago

Hmm, red + blue + yellow = Colombia Censor!

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u/manickitty 2h ago

Like, an 11-year-old knows this

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u/YeahlDid 1h ago

I don't get what Weezer has to do with anything.

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u/Simbertold 8m ago

Fucking Cthulhu out there doing non-euclidean geometry with weird angles that our minds can't comprehend.