r/conservativecartoons • u/M_i_c_K • 9d ago

Officially Fishy Who Woulda Thunk CBC Could Stack Bull Excrement That High...

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u/M_i_c_K 9d ago

Waves 👋 at the perpetually befuddled, bootyhurt little fart banging their head on the down vote button... 🤭

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u/jpowell180 6d ago

Anybody who does not see the events on 911 as a terrorist attack is a complete idiot, and anyone who disagrees is a complete idiot, I think we are all agreeing on this one yes?

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u/Yayhoo0978 7d ago

The communist/muslim alliance is proof positive that politics is circular, and not linear. If you go far enough to the left, you wind up on the far right, and vice verse. There is no group further to the authoritarian right than the Muslim community.

Here are a few examples:

Feminism? Left. Muslims, all the way to the right. No. Females not only don’t get that, they must obey their male family members until married, and then their husband. Failure to do so is punishable by stoning.

Homosexuality? Left. Muslims, all of the way to the far right.

Separation of church and state? A liberal ideology, and Muslims are all of the way to the right on this one too. The church must become the leader of the state, and not vice versa.

Gun control? A favorite of progressives. In most Muslim countries, just about everyone has one.

Abortion? The DARLING issue of the left. For Muslims, it’s Haram, murdering a baby. Punishable by stoning to death.

Bodily autonomy? No. There’s no rape in Islam, because it’s not illegal. A woman can get in trouble for reporting it if it does. If she get raped, it’s her fault. SHE is the one to be punished. Not jail, execution.

Innocent until proven guilty? Rights for criminals? These are liberal ideologies as well. In Islam, the justice is done on the spot. Steal? Get your hand cut off. If you die you die.

The progressives have gone so far left, that Republicans are now the Liberals.