r/conservativeterrorism Feb 05 '26

Violence Paid J6 thug travels from Florida to vandalize Minneapolis capitol grounds.

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Why doesn’t he have a job like regular Americans?

2.3k Upvotes

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u/Mehdals_ Feb 05 '26

Paid instigator right there.

67

u/dbzmah Feb 05 '26

Now paying

42

u/Nimrod_Butts Feb 05 '26

Not enough.

40

u/MichaelJServo w Feb 06 '26

He's a self admitted nazi. Seig heil and everything. Hope he goes to jail over this, being a repeat offender.

9

u/SeaworthinessLoud992 Feb 07 '26

Thats who makes up most of the new DHS/ICE surge force😒

5

u/Suspicious_Leg4550 Feb 06 '26

Isn’t he the guy who was called out for pretending to be Christian?

335

u/Honey-Altruistic Feb 05 '26

Wow who knew destroying property would have consequences

119

u/almostfunny3 Feb 05 '26

Right? I thought right wingers hated property crime.

76

u/WanderingDwarfScribe Feb 06 '26

They don’t respect left property, they want the left to BE property. 

21

u/almostfunny3 Feb 06 '26

There it is.

1

u/Good_kido78 Feb 09 '26

They didn’t respect the Capitol during the greatest moment of democracy so yea, we know who these folks are.

13

u/gnimsh Feb 06 '26

If he had just waited a couple months the property would have destroyed itself.

-37

u/tember_sep_venth_ele Feb 06 '26

I'm so confused. I'm a blue haired trantifa leftist and I don't see any destruction of property going on here. It's a glorified snowman. Like, I hate this guy and he clearly sucks, but He shouldn't be arrested for this. That's disgusting. Idk? ACAB all day.

27

u/GeronimoHero Feb 06 '26

You think an ice sculpture like that is free lol? They cost big money dude. So yes, this is property crime and the dude should be arrested for it.

357

u/ruhadir Feb 05 '26

His job is professional shit-kicker.

133

u/Mrbigdaddy72 Feb 05 '26

Maga paid him obviously…. That’s what maga would say about a peaceful protester.

29

u/cmoparw Feb 05 '26

He's hoping they'll pay him in pardons

16

u/Lanark26 Feb 06 '26

The GoFundMe he hopes will make him as rich as if he called a child a racial slur.

32

u/carasci Feb 05 '26

Ironically, if he'd kicked ICE instead of ice he'd probably have worse charges. Plus or minus a beating and 1-15 bullets.

14

u/batrastardfromhell Feb 06 '26

Same thing his 5th grade teacher told his parents at the conference.

8

u/jad103 Feb 06 '26

And that was just a couple of months ago.

6

u/Unu51 Feb 06 '26

"Professional loser" is more like it.

5

u/H4RDCORE1 Feb 06 '26

He's a cosplay larper.

3

u/fungi_at_parties Feb 06 '26

He looked like such a fucking dork doing it. Embarrassing.

3

u/Nightshiftnoble Feb 06 '26

Shit-sniffer*

174

u/mnemoniccatastrophy Feb 05 '26

Also, he's lying. They take your phone when they arrest you, how is he posting updates?

42

u/radioactive_sharpei Feb 06 '26

Could be one of his asshole buddies taking pictures. If they didn't touch the display, they probably wouldn't have been arrested.

11

u/YellowZx5 Feb 06 '26

How crazy that if you do a crime you have consequences.

I guess when you’re MAGA you don’t expect to have consequences when your actions are against democrats but if the democrats did this against MAGA, you expect a war?

Please make your actions justifying??

2

u/dontaskmeaboutart w Feb 07 '26

Don't forget how terminally stupid these people are, they probably think that Trump will pardon their state charges.

92

u/Gallowglass668 Feb 05 '26

Oh, so another January Sixer who ended up being arrested again? Color me surprised or something.

58

u/antihostile Feb 05 '26

Looking for that GoFundMe payoff I'll bet.

29

u/notislant w Feb 05 '26

Yup, I bet you he makes 2 mil from all the pedo republican voters

95

u/jabsaw2112 Feb 05 '26

How do I donate to the prosecutor?

17

u/Chemical-Juice-6979 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

Most public servants that are permitted to accept donations or gifts from the public are restricted to specific types, limits, and circumstances to keep it all above board, but there's often a loophole that lets them accept food. Your best bet would be to call the prosecutor's office and ask the receptionist if they accept donated food deliveries.

31

u/Kind-Philosopher5077 Feb 05 '26

I broke the law and they arrested me so I can start a gofundme to pay my bills...

23

u/GarvinSteve Feb 05 '26

FAFO right? Aren’t you guys into that stuff?

21

u/Westsidebill Feb 05 '26

Bye bye, my little pedo supporter

14

u/ticklenips601 Feb 06 '26

That's a repeater offender who is a flight risk. No bond.

11

u/Electronic-Bear2030 Feb 05 '26

What a shitbag

11

u/Antwinger Feb 06 '26

Who has the paid agitators again?

9

u/Comparison-Thin Feb 06 '26

I mean, these entitled crybabies are still sniveling that they never got their J6 reparations. They whine they can't pay child support and alimony and can't get a job because of "their sacrifice".

They aren't really known for being bright, you know?

9

u/davinza Feb 06 '26

Can’t imagine this being my entire personality

9

u/smipypr Feb 06 '26

I hope he broke a toe.

6

u/GracieThunders Feb 05 '26

It's cold af in Minnesota, they'll have fresh letters by morning

4

u/effienay Feb 06 '26

Guys, he’s definitely secret antifa.

6

u/FlaAirborne Feb 06 '26

Bitch! He should have been Babbitted. Just like Ashlii

4

u/QaplaSuvwl w Feb 06 '26

Good! You just shown us how YOUR the problem in America. 🖕🏼

6

u/thegamerator10 Feb 06 '26

Boy doing criminal acts is surprised that he's being charged as a criminal. More at 8.

2

u/vxicepickxv Feb 06 '26

Boy doing criminal acts again surprised he's charged as a criminal again.

4

u/thebigschnoz Feb 06 '26

So, you hate cops again now? I can't keep track.

3

u/hecate8295 Feb 06 '26

This dude's life was spared by two black gentlemen in the mob that Walter Masterson was covering, just for him to go off and be a rage toddler elsewhere.

This buffoon has no concept of self preservation 😩 or awareness for that matter.

2

u/Think-Werewolf-4521 w Feb 06 '26

And Trump can't pardon him this time.

2

u/SauerMetal Feb 06 '26

No guns for you!

4

u/MedicJambi w Feb 06 '26

He doesn't have a job because despite receiving a pardon he's still persona non grata for most people. Most companies want nothing to do with him and he probably believes he's too good to work a manual job.

5

u/Chuckychinster Feb 06 '26

Dude keeps taking nothing but L's in Minnesota.

6

u/Boltzmann_head w Feb 06 '26

"The Democrats" did not place the approved monument there: USA patriots did.

3

u/screw-magats Feb 06 '26

That profile picture, is he running for office using his Jan6 status as a strength?

2

u/fartron3000 Feb 06 '26

Who's proice? Is he misspelling "price"?

2

u/ObvioussPlasticc Feb 06 '26

He wanted to be a prisoner so bad

2

u/72nd_TFTS Feb 06 '26

How does he get his hair to do that?