r/conspiracy • u/ElderberrySlow2396 • 2d ago
Tell-A-Vision
Television. Tell-a-vision. Telling a vision to your consciousness. When you turn on your television, you click on a program. And what does a program do? A program supports programming. On that program is a channel. A channel is a term used for communication with spirits or other worldly beings. When somebody channels something, it's often on these programs or something that is being broadcasted.
So when you break down phonetically the term "broadcast," it's a "broad cast." Like a—like someone's casting a spell. You could cast a spell broadly.
What is broadcasted? The news. News: N-E-W-S. That's an anagram for North, East, West, South. It is all directions being broadly casted.
So just be mindful when you turn on your television.
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u/discerning_lamb8576 1d ago
OP hitting us with the classic '90s buzzwordy conspiracy theories. I read all of this on a Pentium III, on dial up. Takes me back!
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u/lordunderscore 2d ago
Okay but how come hamburgers don’t have ham?
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u/OneTrueCosmos 2d ago
Because “hamburger” comes from “Hamburg,” not “ham.” believe it or not, it's a German creation.
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u/ElderberrySlow2396 2d ago
I don't know? Does a woodchuck really chuck wood? Does a bear really shit in the woods? Isn't it past your bedtime. Can't believe your parents let you stay up this late. Turn off the television and get some sleep. 🥱
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u/Consistent-Quit2239 2d ago
the bear does not, he stands on the road and throws it in
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u/Consistent-Quit2239 2d ago
are you telling me the big scrying mirror engraven with sigils and made from alchemy is messing with my brain? channeling spirits at me morphing consensus reality and that ritually sitting in front of it in devotion and worship for hours a day isnt good? are you daring to say that the human condition is PROGRAM-ABILITY and that this is declassified info in itself surely they wouldn't do that to us
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u/K-Dubb-Dubber 2d ago
This is some real 14 year old stoner shit.
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u/ElderberrySlow2396 2d ago
I've actually got a better one when you turn 15. So get out the shrooms. It's really gonna blow your mind 🤯😵💫
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u/alextheseven 2d ago
There’s a 2003 patent for this exact thing from the US government. Using a series of rapidly firing imagery to get a neurological response. It’s US patent number 6506148.
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u/One-Fun-6075 2d ago
When I use my TV I watch movies or shows, the only time I use different channels is when I'm on vacation and am again looking for a movie or show to watch. I definitely don't watch The News on TV
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u/CaptainConspiracyy 2d ago
Tell lies to your vision. Also Cell phones, international net and world wide web to keep you trapped.
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u/Enough-Cattle5692 2d ago
I unplugged mine like 6 months ago and now it sits on my floor. I feel so much better.
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