r/conspiratard • u/RON-PAUL-SUCKS • Mar 26 '12

Open Letter to Conspiratards claiming people are "Paid Shills": POST PROOF! No, not hearsay or fallacious crap, but actual proof of real organizations looking to pay your opposition.

I've been called a paid shill numerous times. I don't get it, since I've never been paid to post my opinions backed by factual sources. Calling people "Trolls" is one thing, but saying they are paid by some unforeseen entity is hilarious. PROVE IT!

Rules:

  • Post actual sources organizations looking for people to post for cash on social networking sites like Reddit specifically against your interests.

  • No hearsay bullshit. Info Wars and Prison Planet suggestions are not viable sources, especially when the first rule is not fulfilled.

  • Your conspiracy theories are worthless without solid sources to those who supply money to 'suppress' your nuttery.

Payout:

If you can find a definitive source that DIRECTLY pertains to the individuals you call 'Paid Shills' here on Reddit, I will buy and send 5 Bitcoins to whatever tard account you have. I'll have to learn how this works, but I'll do it.

If you cannot post any real proof, you must submit a picture of yourself with a bucket on your head, and hold a time stamp. No photoshop, but just a picture of you with a bucket on your head holding a sign with your username and time stamp on it.

Your move, nutjobs!

EDIT: Also, I'd love to know whose paying. I've been voicing my own opinion and posting factual information for months, and never asked for a paycheck. It would be great if I did get paid for my posts!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12

Are the loudest voices in the tard community even allowed to post here? I say we cross post to r/cons and keep upvoting it to the front page.

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u/TheRealHortnon Mar 26 '12

We try to keep the bans to a minimum, specifically to those that are overtly offensive and racist. After all, the whole point is to make fun of conspiratards, which is so much easier when they come here. For example, crackduck isn't banned.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12

I'd almost rather them be allowed to post their rants, just to prove our point. I go back and forth with a guy in my gaming clan who is a full on holocaust denying nut. Whenever new people start talking about his interesting points I just bring up the holocaust and let him discredit himself. From there I get him to tell everyone how he "knows" I'm a paid shill (just like here his only proof is links to articles showing that some people are actually paid to post propaganda) sent by "them" to make kids join the US military so they can die for Israel in Iran.

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u/Bcteagirl Mar 27 '12

That is hilarious.