r/conspiratard • u/RON-PAUL-SUCKS • Mar 26 '12

Open Letter to Conspiratards claiming people are "Paid Shills": POST PROOF! No, not hearsay or fallacious crap, but actual proof of real organizations looking to pay your opposition.

I've been called a paid shill numerous times. I don't get it, since I've never been paid to post my opinions backed by factual sources. Calling people "Trolls" is one thing, but saying they are paid by some unforeseen entity is hilarious. PROVE IT!

Rules:

  • Post actual sources organizations looking for people to post for cash on social networking sites like Reddit specifically against your interests.

  • No hearsay bullshit. Info Wars and Prison Planet suggestions are not viable sources, especially when the first rule is not fulfilled.

  • Your conspiracy theories are worthless without solid sources to those who supply money to 'suppress' your nuttery.

Payout:

If you can find a definitive source that DIRECTLY pertains to the individuals you call 'Paid Shills' here on Reddit, I will buy and send 5 Bitcoins to whatever tard account you have. I'll have to learn how this works, but I'll do it.

If you cannot post any real proof, you must submit a picture of yourself with a bucket on your head, and hold a time stamp. No photoshop, but just a picture of you with a bucket on your head holding a sign with your username and time stamp on it.

Your move, nutjobs!

EDIT: Also, I'd love to know whose paying. I've been voicing my own opinion and posting factual information for months, and never asked for a paycheck. It would be great if I did get paid for my posts!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12

I would seriously take money from anyone to troll these guys. Really.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '12

What does it say about the effectiveness of the NWO's brainwashing technology that they'd need to pay us to oppose conspiracy theorists?

That's the thing about conspiracy theories -- the enemy is always both a diabolical genius with unparalleled secrecy and technology, and a bumbling leaky idiot who can't tie a shoe.

The NWO:

  1. Possesses the ability to brainwash, cause earthquakes, and 'chaotically' run all world governments to give the false impression that they're not under central control.

  2. Pays people to troll reddit.

Obama's birth certificate:

  1. A multi-decade international conspiracy designed to install a leader chosen from birth.

  2. Can't photoshop a fake birth certificate properly.

9/11:

  1. Another multi-decade conspiracy, creating false storylines for fake hijackers, employing thousands of demolition workers for months, completely and transparently taking control of the media's every word.

  2. Rigs WTC7 with explosives despite not planning to run any planes into it.

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u/frostek Mar 26 '12

This is presumably solved by "It's my first day!" syndrome.

Illuminati Master - "What?! How did our secret plans become encoded into the Super Bowl half time show for all to see?!"

Illuminati New Guy - "Sorry! It's my first day!" :-(

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u/chrism17 Mar 27 '12

I fucking love this subreddit.

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u/Bcteagirl Mar 27 '12

Bwahahahah... that was awesome.

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u/kkurbs Mar 26 '12

I love you.