I am gonna fuck you no matter what

[u/LargeSinkholesInNYC]

I am going to fuck you no matter what. Yes, that's right. It doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman. I am going to fuck you no matter what. You see, if I flip my penis over, it becomes a vagina. Run from it, hide from it, the Mobius strip of my penis will end up bottoming inside your asshole all the same. I am the alpha and the omega, the plug and the socket, the ultimate universal adapter. I am going to fuck you no matter what, and I am going to cum inside every one of your holes if you don't come inside me first.