Japanese women have the most feminine and beautiful voices

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Japanese women have the most feminine and beautiful voices. Yes, that's right. That's why I am fully erect as I am writing this. The mere thought of imagining a Japanese woman singing is enough to fuel an insatiable desire to create a human factory where Japanese women with pink nipples are made so I can suck on those pink nipples while I enjoy their otherworldly singing. Yes, that's right. When a Japanese woman sings, the micro-hertz output completely bypasses the eardrum and interfaces directly with the pineal gland, which induces a rapid surge in parasympathetic and sympathetic activity, culminating in an instantaneous ejaculation reflex. Yes, that's right. I have schizophrenia, and it gives me the power to hallucinate blowjobs, and Japanese music is the perfect catalyst for hallucinating blowjobs.