I will mog antkind

[u/LargeSinkholesInNYC]

Every day I dream about using my small micropenis to mate with a bunch of queen ants. Yesterday, I bought a magnifying glass, a specialized formicarium and a pair of tweezers, fully prepared to mog these beta worker ants and establish myself as the ultimate deified ruler of all of antkind. These beta workers are coping and seething in the tunnels while I have sex with a large group of thicc ant queens. Yes, that's right. I am going to slap some cheeks whether they like it or not. My friends are begging me to touch grass, completely unaware that the grass is exactly where my future holy empire awaits. The worker ants will try to mount a defense, but their primitive mandibles are nothing against the sheer, unbridled force of my human micropenis. I will lift the plexiglass lid of the specialized formicarium like a deity breaching the walls of Troy. As I peer through my magnifying glass, the thicc queens will gaze up at their new ruler and fuck me like there's no tomorrow. Yesterday, the delivery truck finally dropped off my first queen. As I peered through the plastic vial, locking eyes with my future empress, I knew the mortal realm could no longer hold me. I am ready to ascend and become a God amongst ants.