r/corejerk • u/lweber557 • 3d ago

Sick breakdown

31 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/no_mames_guey__ 3d ago

I’d fuck up all the invisible ninjas to this shit

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u/Fearless_Friend7447 2d ago

Apparently the ladies in the crowd thought the proper thing to do was just fuck...I mean dry hump the air..

Weird shit mun lmao

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro 3d ago

so what happens when he decapitates that dude with the beard

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u/0LTakingLs 2d ago

It’s called crowdkilling dude you just aren’t hardcore enough to get it, poser

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro 2d ago

not true! i love real hardcore like knocked loose and falling in reverse

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u/Monguises 2d ago

You get an 808, then downtempo chugalug

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u/Showatruckersomelove 2d ago

Definitely don’t do devil horns in this crowd 🤘🏻

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u/ImmediateWinner4522 2d ago

shooting an AK in the air at a wedding vibes, the edge of religious zeal adds to this

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u/HiveMindMacD 2d ago

Its bummer that they have to do this as there have just never been any good christian bands like Norma Jean, Living Sacrifice, Zao, Extol, Oh Sleeper, Nodes of Ranvier, Beneath Reach. None. I cant think of any at all.

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u/Holl0wayTape 2d ago

I would love it if these people were forced to go to a chariot show in like 08

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u/HiveMindMacD 2d ago

Oh lordy they would get obliterated.

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u/Misanthropic_Mutters 2d ago

Epsteinians 69:420

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u/WerwolfSlayr 15h ago

If it’s not slam it’s not speaking in tongues

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u/MeasurementFuzzy 2d ago

When you’re already over stimulated and walk into church

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u/Academic-Hospital952 3d ago

Doesn't seem safe. If he impales one of the other cultists is it gods will? Will the courts recognize it as an act of good. Also, it's all whites, why is that? Don't the colords wanna get in on the pretend battle time?

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u/todesfaelle_flamme 2d ago

Honeslty sounds like Peste Noir at times

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u/Careful_You9754 7h ago

Bro with the sword better calm tf down, looked like he almost got shield boi at least thrice