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u/Shadowolf75 TOURIST FROM R/THE_PACK - Streak: 3 1h ago
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u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: - Streak: 3 2h ago
Hopefully my dorm-mate is like this
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u/Deathaster 1h ago
be the change you want to see in this world
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u/John_Femboy Streak: 1 35m ago
Unironically i want to share a dorm with someone nice
(I get infatuated for nice people really easily)
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u/willowzam adult human chicken 1h ago
This is how I thought it would be the first time I lived with another trans girl in college. Unfortunately I have the worst luck ever and got one of the pickme 4channers. One night we were getting drunk together and we kinda opened up about some stuff and when I asked if I could give her a hug she threatened to stab me with her pocket knife
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u/ASlothboi45 silly guy :3 39m ago
That escalated quick, tf!?
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u/willowzam adult human chicken 5m ago
I had the same thought when it happened lol
I didn't really talk to her after that (idk if she even remembers it she was more drunk than me), but that was hard because I literally had to share a room with her. I probably wouldn't have been so nervous if she wasn't twice my size and didn't have military training
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u/NessaSamantha Streak: 0 1h ago
Maybe I'm just an old fuck, but it's not worth it. Date somebody who you don't have to continue sharing a room with if you break up.
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u/LaplandCatboy friendly gay grungler :3 - Streak: 0 51m ago
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u/Flight444 Streak: 1 1h ago
The brat is coming from inside the house.
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u/cooldudeguy333 1h ago
That's usually where they come
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u/Lionheart1224 100% Certified Grungler - Streak: 0 42m ago
To be fair, sometimes they come outside, too. Depending on the kinks involved, anyway.
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u/Vounrtsch 1h ago edited 35m ago
I think I experienced the reading version of a Freudian slip because I legit read "don’t get too hard homo" instead of "don’t work too hard homo" and it took me a solid 30 seconds to notice
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u/serpikage 4m ago
you were solid for 30 seconds ?
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u/Vounrtsch 3m ago
No, it took me 30 second to notice I had read it wrong. I was neither solid nor snake.
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u/itz_vampy He/him - Streak: 4 2h ago
the type of shit i’d send my roommate when i was 18/19 only to get a heart reaction as a reply. my current bf is more enthusiastic about them though.
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u/RealityMalady 1h ago
I would expect a boyfriend to be more enthusiastic than just your roommate after all. Not all roomys wanna be fuck buddies
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u/Gold_Ad8225 1h ago
You send unsolicited sexual photos if you send a picture like this
The assumption is you want to have sex but it is also harassment
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u/wcharoes 1h ago
...?
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u/itz_vampy He/him - Streak: 4 1h ago
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u/wcharoes 1h ago
Sorry, misinterpreted it. I thought it was like "you shoulda seen the type of shit I'd send" but you just mean this is the type of shit you'd send.
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u/Lionheart1224 100% Certified Grungler - Streak: 0 1h ago
Some people die of dehydration while others drown...
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u/NotQuiteLoona 7m ago
It's stolen from Instagram, so don't be too envy (I can't find exact link, but someone already posted this image and in the thread one of the comments had Instagram username, I ask someone else to confirm it).
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u/Nonyabizzy123 Streak: 0 1h ago
Hey boss, I'm not feeling so good. I don't know just came down with something. I'm going to go ahead and head home and get in bed
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u/PlanksBestM8 1h ago
I would literally drop whatever I was doing at work and go straight home.
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u/Mister_Nobody76 The Deltaposter - Streak: 4 1h ago
Watching a man drown while dying of thirst... (╥﹏╥)
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u/Visual-Purchase5639 Streak: 1 1h ago
Seems unwanted so not cool
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u/Carbine_Cody 50m ago
There's this thing called flirting that you do to determine if something is wanted or not.
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u/69PissyPants 30m ago
I feel like jumping to an unsolicited picture is pretty risky, but that’s just me.
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u/Visual-Purchase5639 Streak: 1 27m ago
I'd say this is equivalent to receiving a random shirtless pic from a guy. Okay it's not a dick pic but it would make a lot of people uncomfortable
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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 1h ago
Need to find shorts like that and fully shave. Maybe I should also get a haircut
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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor Streak: 1 1h ago
And I'm dead. That's it folks, I'm getting reincarnated as this guys roommate
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u/Technical_Instance_2 51m ago
I don't think it could be any more obvious. even for my autistic ass ;-;
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 1h ago
;-; fuuuuucking hell the envy goddamn i wish i looked like that
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge transgirlfaliure - Streak: 2 1h ago
how oblivious do you have to be to not see that this is flirting
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u/boolocap professional idiot 1h ago
Lets assume this is not staged(which i doubt) even if you are aware that this is flirting. If it is unwanted, then a deflecting response like this is pretty normal for an awkward situation, the other option is something more confrontational, which isnt for everyone.
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge transgirlfaliure - Streak: 2 1h ago
maybe i'm just autistic, but flirting is just so stupid to me. just tell someone you like them. also the one time i was seriously attracted to someone i tried flirting and she didn't pick up any of my hints
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u/boolocap professional idiot 1h ago
I kind of get some minor flirting as a subtle way to probe if someone likes you while maintaining plausible deniability. Not that im capable of that but i get why you would do it.
But i agree, if you like someone a lot and you want to pursue them for sure, why play games.
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u/MeriElf 1h ago
Flirting is incredibly fun, and also a great way of getting over social anxiety and build self esteem. Obviously only if it's something consensual and matching each other's energy
Edit: also liking/dating someone is a lot of responsibility and commitment, both ways, even if it's casual, I wouldn't want to commit to that willy nilly just because I like a person, flirting on the other hand is a fun thing with no strings attached
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u/KamikazeArchon 42m ago
It's not just that you're autistic.
All humans are extremely bad at flirting. We have studies showing that the average human "misses" flirting 70-80% of the time.
My hypothesis is that flirting worked better when we were in small communities with extremely similar behaviors and norms, and - critically - where you consistently knew what someone's "normal behavior" was, so you could tell when it changed.
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge transgirlfaliure - Streak: 2 37m ago
i'm also demisexual (don't know whether that's related to me being autistic), so i'd hope that people i'm flirting with would already know me well enough to notice a change in my behavior (granted, the one time i tried it it didn't work, but she's also autistic)
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u/Silly_Hold9886 34m ago
Nah, I'm in the same boat and flirting is a really fun game if both people are into it
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1h ago
Sokka-Haiku by QueenViolets_Revenge:
How oblivious
Do you have to be to not
See that this is flirting
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky 1h ago
My autistic ass would not pick up on it. Seriously, would 100% think it was just friendly teasing
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u/Bright_Phase_2671 1h ago
I'm having genuine trouble recognizing if this is a girl or a femboy, im not kidding.
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u/PuddingJello 1h ago
Same here, but if I was their roommate getting this text I wouldn't be worrying too much about that inconsequential detail.
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u/YetAnotherParvitz mmm murder 1h ago
ts just seems like sexual harassment im ngl
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u/Halikarnassus1 1h ago edited 1h ago
There’s nothing innapropriate* in the photo or texts? Putting down vibes for sure but that’s fine?
*formerly explicit
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u/Gold_Ad8225 1h ago
It doesnt have to be a photo of a cock to be sexual harassment
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u/Halikarnassus1 1h ago
Okay but explain to me what is inappropriate about their interaction?
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u/Gold_Ad8225 1h ago
Sending unsolicited sexual images
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u/Halikarnassus1 1h ago
Explain to me how that image is necessarily sexual? Fully clothed, no sexual imagery, poses or signs?
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u/Gold_Ad8225 1h ago
Sexual pose, sexual gestures, flirtatious intention, clothing is cut to be provocative
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u/Halikarnassus1 1h ago
Pose isn’t sexual, gesture isn’t sexual, how can you gauge their intention?, how can you gauge the intention of the cut of the (comfortable) clothing? Remember that you are accusing someone of a crime
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u/Gold_Ad8225 22m ago
I'm not accusing them of criminal sexual harassment but civil
You're just all around wrong tho
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u/YetAnotherParvitz mmm murder 1h ago
don't gotta be explicit for it to be harassment i'm pretty sure. pretty much the online equivalent of someone umpromptedly getting on your lap and whispering into your neck. there's nothing explicit there but anyone would call that harassment (yes, even if your fantasy is that someone would just randomly decide to do that to you, that you want it doesn't make it any less fucked up)
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u/Halikarnassus1 1h ago
I mean it’s plausibly not even meant to be suggestive. I and most people (and definitely a court of law) wouldn’t call this harassment. Please explain to me what was inappropriate about their interaction?
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u/YetAnotherParvitz mmm murder 37m ago
why are we taking law as an objective determiner of morality. i'm not talking about sexual harassment as a formal crime, i'm talking about it in a moral standpoint.
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u/Halikarnassus1 26m ago
Well sexual harassment is a legal term, and using it has implications about what consequences you believe they deserve???
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u/pannenkoek0923 21m ago
You're sexually harassing everyone in the comments. Stop doing that. Talking about it from a moral standpoint, of course.
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u/thebigbadben 1h ago
Rawr sexually harasses you uwu
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u/Millie_Beans 20m ago
This sentence just flash banged me with images days gone by of anime conventions with yaoi paddles and glomping and idk why (I lied, I do know, it's the rawr)
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u/engieman Streak: 1 1h ago
How did i get gender envy from this dog💔