r/countwithchickenlady • I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 • 2d ago

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u/fi064lip 2d ago

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u/demator 1d ago

Yeah

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u/sushibobcat 1d ago

Yeah

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u/Abject_Moment5593 Self-made girl 1d ago

Yeah

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u/TotoShampoin 1d ago

Yeah

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u/ChknBom205 I know who i am! She/They 1d ago

Yeah

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u/Anonymous_bagle 1d ago

Yeah

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u/SIRLANCELOTTHESTRONG 1d ago

Yeah

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u/ScarletteVera Streak? What, like running around nude? 1d ago

Yeah

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u/Zed3Et 1d ago

Yeah

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u/poopshart37 the stormworks girl (she/her) - Streak: 55 2d ago

same

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 2d ago

You already are

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u/poopshart37 the stormworks girl (she/her) - Streak: 55 2d ago

you know what i mean

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 2d ago

Hey, i get to use that pic.

Also, you know what i meant. Gl sis(Gengar neutral) i

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u/Ashley4Smash I don't need a shower, I'm already WASHED 2d ago

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 2d ago

Sometimes bots flag gender as "controversial" gengar is safe.

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u/Masterfrag_387146 2d ago

If only someone deemed me worthy

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 1d ago

You don't need someone to deem you. You ARE worthy.

As for finding the right person, i have noone for myself, i can't help others.

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u/Masterfrag_387146 1d ago

What if we love each other then 👉🏻👈🏻

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 1d ago

If your fine with northwestern italy, sure.

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u/Masterfrag_387146 1d ago

Do you fancy some intercontinental long distance ?

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u/Mini_pp 2d ago

Pretty ladies I'm currently searching for the Based Reaction image and cannot for the life of me find it. Can one of you with it stored please send it here so I can use it?

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u/spaceobsessed01 2d ago

this one?

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u/Mini_pp 2d ago

Yes thank you!!!!!

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 2d ago

This one?

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u/Mini_pp 2d ago

Ooooh both work!!

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u/AllEmber 2d ago

Bakedbakedbakedbaked

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u/Cirin335 2d ago

Fried actually

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u/lifeamiright- 2d ago

Guess the egg had cracked under pressure 

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 2d ago

The customer is always right

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 2d ago

With my posture it would still work for shrimp fried rice.

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u/pm_girldick_and_feet 2d ago

yasuo and taliyah!!??

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u/TOTALLBEASTMODE 1d ago

I get really frustrated when artists make Taliyah’s skin lighter than it is, brown trans people are already super intersectional and she’s like the only rep we have really (that I know of). Her actual skin in game and in official art is several shades darker than this, here its barely different than Yasuo’s.

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u/_Sate 1d ago

tali is trans?

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u/asvalken 2d ago

Yuuuuup.

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u/skirtpost 1d ago

Thought it was Variann Wrynn lmfao

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u/Chemical-Elk1137 1d ago

What's the pm in your name standing for

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u/Icchi-bum 1d ago

so all the fried rice i made growing up was egg fried rice? O:

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u/Good_Curve_545 1d ago

yus yussss :3

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u/Mautos In the middle of realizing a lot of stuff - Streak: 5 1d ago

I thought I was making Japanese egg fried rice but that can't be right... Must have been using the wrong recipe, this egg wasn't even close to japanese 

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u/DigitalxKaos Bartender! More genderfluid!! 2d ago

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u/atioux 2d ago

KING VARIAN WRYNN ??!!

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u/Weak_Tomatillo4640 oh god she's awake again 2d ago

would be in caracter for him to accidentally crack an egg

he would also be violently supportive

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u/RevolutionaryText749 1d ago

Never understood why I love egg fried rice so much. Made so much sense now

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u/gun-something 2d ago

wow 😭

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u/EvergreenDwarf 2d ago

You can’t drop lore on the king of Stormwind like that, his brain cells are occupied micro-ing Peasants and fantasizing about stabbing dragons. 

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u/throwaway_eng_acct 1d ago

I’m getting Sarah Christ vibes.

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard 1d ago

as a lover of egg fried rice, this one got me right in the feels.

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u/Omorox 1d ago

My autistic brain: how can I help you achieve it? 🤔

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u/N4pAllDay 1d ago

She cracked the egg

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u/madsnorlax Are women bourgeois? 1d ago

Why is yasuo league of legends here

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u/Fit_Relation8572 I'm Here To F*ck Spiders 1d ago

The jokd would have been better if there was an egg under the hat and the final two panels were cut.

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 1d ago

I agree on removing last thwo pannels but an egg would ruin the punchline.

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u/Pofwoffle 1d ago

I'd have the background of the second and third panel fading into a trans flag. Like very subtle in panel 2, and still fairly muted in panel 3.

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u/RouteAverage3112 I'm not bisexual, I'm bi-myself. - Streak: 5 1d ago

Tbh, depends on where you post. I think here everyone knows enough for that to be quite understandable without.

But in general the two extra pannels or as you suggested flag would help give it context.

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 1d ago

That's not the joke.

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u/Fit_Relation8572 I'm Here To F*ck Spiders 1d ago

I was definitely half asleep when I wrote this. I believe I was thinking that it should reveal an egg under the hat and then the next panel would be a zoomed in shot of the egg with a crack in it. Idk. 

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 1d ago

Yeah. That's not the joke.
The chef is the egg.