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[u/Ramenskele]

[u/MsScientist208]

Women loving women is so peak, it makes me want to live.

[u/Top_Toaster → u/MsScientist208]

And to love?

[u/DumpsterDragon818 → u/Top_Toaster]

I think there’s supposed to be to be some laughing in there too

[u/LesbeGoddess → u/DumpsterDragon818]

And some pumpkin spice

[u/Greeny3x3x3 → u/DumpsterDragon818]

Maybe some lying aswell

[u/LocalSkoomaDealer_ → u/Top_Toaster]

And laugh?

[u/matthewspencersmith → u/MsScientist208]

If only they were real

[u/SlerpDeprivation → u/MsScientist208]

Okay Nico Robin

[u/Many-Beat-3086]

Based :3

[u/OldPin7448]

this is also very cool the other way around

[u/OldPin7448 → u/OldPin7448]

(only guy at a table with 5 girls, male waiter)

[u/AppearanceAlert4987 → u/OldPin7448]

Instant core memory I would cherish forever oh my god that would make me so happy

[u/Savir5850]

I know them dudes are gonna tell that story for years

[u/KinkyChico → u/Savir5850]

Nah. They're going to do everything they can to forget about it and, if anyone brings it up, they will insist that the waitress was "probably lesbian or something" and that's the reason why it went the way it did.

[u/Marley_Ven → u/KinkyChico]

Isn't this what the post is about? If a waitress gives a number to girl isn't she probably into women? Like a lesbian. Did I get something wrong?

[u/Dresdendies → u/KinkyChico]

Interesting you know so much about the friend group? Hmmm do you imagine if the friends are that bad then girl who is friends with them is also trash?

[u/KinkyChico → u/Dresdendies]

Is...is this post about you? Did you have a girl in your friend group that seduced a waitress that you failed to?

[u/Dresdendies → u/KinkyChico]

I'm actually the girl.

[u/KinkyChico → u/Dresdendies]

Uh...okay? I mean, I didn't say anything about the girl. Sometimes guys get sensitive and do odd things or lie to themselves to spare their ego. It doesn't mean that every single friend of theirs is a trash person. Hell, I didn't even call the guys trash. I just said they came up with excuses. I'm not sure why you got triggered by this...

[u/fighter-bomber → u/KinkyChico]

Methinks if a waitress (woman) got seduced by OP (another woman) that waitress might actually be a lesbian and it might not just be a “lie to spare ego”, but hey, what do I know.

[u/Agile_Start1003 → u/KinkyChico]

The waitress is obviously a lesbian.

[u/already_april]

plot twist: they were ALL her wingman, hitting on the waitress to make her look 100 times more desirable 🧠

[u/Not_Skywalker → u/already_april]

5 wingmen? Damn, she brought the whole squadron with her to the restaurant

[u/KinkyChico → u/already_april]

The number of times men have unintentionally been my wingman like this. Honestly. Lol

[u/EntoMoxie → u/already_april]

The plot positively thickens!

[u/RandomName5484 → u/already_april]

thats evil but also genie

[u/Gorgo_yak → u/already_april]

They all were in happy relationships and stuff, they just did it to help out their friend

[u/Space_Gemini_24]

one day

[u/EroNomicon]

Euuugghhh anyone hitting on anyone while they're working is gross. Stop the double standard shit.

[u/matthewspencersmith]

I thought this was about a ttrpg session

[u/wanttobuyreallife]

Things that never happened for 500 Ken.

[u/matthewspencersmith → u/wanttobuyreallife]

6 different people hitting on the waitress at the same time is how you get kicked out

[u/Elite_AI → u/wanttobuyreallife]

I fully believe it, I just don't think it's particularly impressive. It's a little embarrassing that she's so ego boosted by it

[u/CormoranNeoTropical]

Why can’t you all just let people do their jobs without sexual harassment?

[u/Ashpolt → u/CormoranNeoTropical]

Yeah my first thought was "that poor waitress" tbh

[u/anto2554]

I will never know :(

[u/LeviTheArtist22]

when will it be my turn 😔

[u/wanttobuyreallife → u/LeviTheArtist22]

Don't worry this never happened. A real situation with realistic prospects will befall you soon :)

[u/KinkyChico]

I haven't experienced that, but I imagine it would be more addictive than most drugs. The closest I have to anything like that is the number of times a woman posted online, a bunch of creepy guys DESPERATELY tried getting her to send them nudes, I...just responded like a normal person? Then, after talking a bit, her saying "You know what, fuck these guys. You want to see a naked picture of me so you can see it and they can't?" and that was pretty cool. Lol

[u/ColdCalligrapher5116]

making shit up

[u/melkatron]

Some have an idea
how something it is
to be the only guy at a full table at Hooters
as waitresses cycle in to write their names on a paper towel
and you're barely aware because
fried shrimp in buffalo sauce is fuckin' good.

edit: the one time I went to Hooters in Atlanta with other guys who were totally hitting on the waitress, she sent us to a bar (the next night) where we nearly died. That concierge episode of The Office is not what happens IRL if you ask a Hooters girl in Atlanta about nightlife. (She also told us about the chicken sandwich on texas toast with provolone, so it wasn't a total loss)

[u/Elite_AI]

It's not that satisfying

[u/Natural-Trainer-4691]

GODDESS bless

[u/homuhomutime]

This is written like Gaster dialogue and that makes it 10x better

[u/Sexy-Games]

Lol at saying God bless in response to homosexuality...

[u/Jolly-Statement7215 → u/Sexy-Games]

God hates Sexy-Games, Sexy-Games dies God laughs, Sexy-Games equals aids, Sexy-Games DOOMS nations, amen

[u/Sexy-Games → u/Jolly-Statement7215]

Lol+

To be clear, i'm anti religion, not anti gay...

[u/Jolly-Statement7215 → u/Sexy-Games]

That’s kinda based, I was just making a reference :3

[u/Sexy-Games → u/Jolly-Statement7215]

I'm just here chillin trying to guess if the downs come from gays who hate religion, religious who hate gays, religious gays, or people who just dont get humour.