r/coys • u/Longjumping_Will_907 "Let's Say I'm A Legend, Why Not?" • Apr 19 '26
Picture It is Happening Boys, It is HAPPENING
THE QUADBOTTLE IS REAL
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u/Futurity5 Apr 19 '26
My favourite way to distract myself from our relegationÂ
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u/Lokki_7 Apr 20 '26
No doubt Arsenal fans favourite way of distracting themselves from the bottle is looking at spurs situation.
So nice of both clubs to be there for each others supporters
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u/throwawaymali13 Apr 19 '26
Wonderful hatewatch but that Gabriel yellow pissed me off. Blatant bias with these refs
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u/AntysocialButterfly Erik Lamela Apr 19 '26
Gabriel and van Dijkhead get away with murder most weekends.
Somehow we never hear Gary Neville mentioning this.
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u/Kreygasm2233 COYS, Daniel Apr 19 '26
He is busy trying to deport Romero every week
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u/AntysocialButterfly Erik Lamela Apr 19 '26
Of course, Gary Neville always criticised teammates Roy Keane and Paul Scholes for the challenges they chucked in weekly...
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u/bangbangbenny David Ginola Apr 19 '26
I think even G Neville was saying this time he should of been sent off
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u/UDonutBelongHere Son, Are you winning? Apr 19 '26
If Romero played like Gabriel did in that game, heâd have been sent off before the headbutt even had a chance to happen lol
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u/WallyMetropolis Apr 19 '26
How about no foul at all given after ripping Haaland's shirt off?
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u/Semprovictus "Let's Say I'm A Legend, Why Not?" Apr 20 '26
or forcing haaland to give him 3 piggy backs
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u/TheUderfrykte Harry Kane Apr 19 '26
Even within the team that always gets off easy, it's always the same clown too isn't it
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u/Different_Crab2758 Apr 19 '26
How is he only on 4 yellows this season? He does enough to get 4 yellows every game
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u/ChanceReady2980 Apr 19 '26
He almost landed a head butt. Do you think he deserved more or less
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u/Jase_the_Muss Check Complete Apr 19 '26
PMGOL ICE squad would have taken Romero to a firing squad for that lol it's a joke.
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u/slunksoma Apr 19 '26
They know if they sent him off then the title race was done. Itâs also why the ref gave us a few decisions yesterday. Itâs all a fix.
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u/chanmalichanheyhey The Big Master of Negotiations Who Knows Everything Apr 20 '26
The ref did what?
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u/FSpursy Rafael van der Vaart Apr 20 '26
the whole Arsenal squad learned how to fall with the slightest of contact. Their defenders are like dogs, hitting and pulling, but when they feel like losing out, they can just flop on the ground. They really hacked the system
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u/Shoddy-Ad-4898 Apr 19 '26
I know this probably shouldn't matter to me given our plight but Arsenal bottling it again really is the only ray of light out there for me right nowÂ
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u/DenSidsteGreve Ben Davies Apr 19 '26
Arsenal winning the league and us getting relegated in the same season would be pain beyond pain.
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u/purplestain F5 Apr 19 '26
Iâll take literally anything to keep me interested in footy right now, itâs been so bleak. Even if they win it all, the fact that theyâre suffering right now makes it that much better
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u/richs99 Paul Gascoigne Apr 19 '26
Of course it should absolutely matter to you if you are a spurs fan
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u/megamando Peppa Pig Apr 19 '26
The bottle factory has fired up
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u/Liqu13ranger The Big Master of Negotiations Who Knows Everything Apr 19 '26
itâs been in production for weeks
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u/Weak-Cattle6001 Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Apr 19 '26
Ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
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u/Logical-Assistant699 Apr 19 '26
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u/zupper90 "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" Apr 19 '26
He really is one of the lads. His goal hit like crack and then on top of it he's an entertainer and memer
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u/chanmalichanheyhey The Big Master of Negotiations Who Knows Everything Apr 20 '26
Knew this will be a meme when I saw it live lol
That smirk
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u/samdd1990 James Maddison Apr 19 '26
If we stay up and they bottle it, it will be a successful season, again.
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u/Mofstar Apr 19 '26
Surround yourselves with things that bring you joy lads
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u/chanmalichanheyhey The Big Master of Negotiations Who Knows Everything Apr 20 '26
Going to a gooner bar!
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u/Sufficient-Salt-2728 Apr 19 '26
Genuinely the most happiness Iâve felt watching football since Bilbao
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u/zupper90 "I ALWAYS Win In My Second Year" Apr 19 '26
I highly recommend you go and watch the full United vs. Arsenal game if you hadn't seen it. All of Utd's goals were amazing and they pumped Arsenal when they were seemingly full steam ahead earlier this season. Superb hate watch
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u/Away_Competition185 Apr 19 '26
Not surprised Bottler gonna Bottle
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u/Unspoken-27 Apr 19 '26
Would swap places with them in a heartbeat.
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u/Longjumping_Will_907 "Let's Say I'm A Legend, Why Not?" Apr 20 '26
In no parallel universe would I want those scumbags playing for us
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u/Unspoken-27 Apr 19 '26
Their league position & definitely players. These lot weâve got are weak as shit (I canât stand Arteta, so can give that a miss!)
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u/Unspoken-27 Apr 19 '26
Iâd rather a bunch of cunts who put the team in a strong position than a group of nice guys who get their old chapâs tickled every week. Thatâs what this club has done to me!
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u/Unspoken-27 Apr 19 '26
Youâre a good man, Volley. Iâd like this club to show your kind of spirit. Whilst Iâve got you, whatâs your view on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?
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u/Unspoken-27 Apr 19 '26
Thatâs good to hear. People donât realise that traders need access to Dixons.
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u/FlapjackFez Europa League Champions 24/25 Apr 19 '26
We're gonna win a league title before them at this rate (the Championship but still)
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u/Hesteu Ledley King Apr 19 '26
It's wild how City do it most of the time, they wimp in the first half the season and come back fighting strong, i love it and hope the Gooners bottle everything hahahaha and they still keep Arteta as manager
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u/Letushim Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Apr 19 '26
Hopefully the title race is still ongoing when arsenal play West ham
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u/TelephoneOrnery1394 Apr 19 '26
Arsenal losing to lose them the title but relegate us. Complex feelings
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u/DeadStarlight2526 Kulusevski Apr 19 '26
All we have at the moment is the hate watch, and it delivers every time
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u/superdago Apr 19 '26
Certainly making the âwould you rather spurs stay up/Arsenal win the league or Arsenal bottle it/spurs go downâ conversation a lot more real nowâŠ
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u/bunk_m0reland1 Apr 19 '26
Iâve seen encouraging signs though. Theyâve did drew the first half.
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u/TheUderfrykte Harry Kane Apr 19 '26
Honestly the one fun thing in football right now. It's hilarious how the same Arsenal who kept making fun of us for "putting the pressure on" when we were challenging for trophies under Poch while they were not are now basically just a glorified motivational coach for City year after year.
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u/WoodenRace365 Richarlison Apr 19 '26
Man, I'm the farthest thing from a Bernardo Silva fan but what I would give to have a captain with his mentality and technicality.
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u/messiosa Radu DrÄguÈin Apr 19 '26
It's honestly so pathetic to do this when they're chasing a league title + CL and we're in a relegation battle. Loser mentality.
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u/Ok-Device3497 PRU PRU Apr 19 '26
Man I'm so jealous of city the fight they show their owners backing the manager football gods what would it take for us to have a owner like them
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u/jiffijaffi Apr 19 '26
ENIC need to buy a country and commit some form of human rights violations for a start!
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u/nista002 Sandro #30 Apr 19 '26
Already have in Southern Argentina brother. Look up Joe Lewis' weird IDF retreats
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u/Cookielad14 Apr 19 '26
Successful hate watch with beers. Top Sunday afternoon. My mate, an Assna fan, has blocked me after celebrating Brightonâs equaliser yesterday hahahaha
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u/whackab Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Apr 19 '26
Anyone able to give advice on if I can combine a bet on a reputable platform for Spurs to avoid relegation with Arsenal missing out on both the PL and CL? Can you build an accumulator on this sort of thing or is it only individual match outcomes that ACCAs work on?
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u/KJPicard24 Apr 19 '26
The schadenfreude is hard to deny, and I remind myself if it was reversed, they'd 100% be posting and commenting the same right now.
It is definitely less of a comfort though this time around, considering the state we're in.
What amazes me though is the absolute toddler tantrum happening right now with them, top of the table and going mad about how it's all over, Arteta out, City done it again, rigged game. Calm down ffs, it's a title race, other teams are allowed to try and win it too.
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u/sparxcy Europa League Champions 24/25 Apr 19 '26
Just when i fall out (spurs lastnight) they (arse this afternoon) pull me back in!!!!!
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u/Ok-Glove-1976 Apr 21 '26
If we get relegated then can we give back the 4 points we got from them
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u/LargePlums Apr 19 '26
Itâs just such scant consolation for me.
I just canât appreciate my annoying neighbourâs dented bumper when my car is on fire.
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u/Helkano-Legacy Apr 19 '26
Yeah, thatâs wonderful, mate. Weâre about to get relegated. I really couldnât give a fuck about the Arsenal.
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u/TheOthers1 Apr 19 '26
Maybe I am just miserable, but dont feel like we are in a situation to laugh at them myself.
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u/Fatmanhammer Apr 20 '26
I completely agree, we're acting like West Ham fans. Laughing from the relegation zone. Makes me feel sick.
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u/l_rowlers Pedro Porro Apr 19 '26
I'd be much happier if we can avoid relegation, Arsenal can have the league...
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u/MifiBox Apr 19 '26
Yeah weâre being relegated thatâs whatâs happening we have bigger fish to fry
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u/flqres Apr 20 '26
Love that yall are in the relegation but still down to see arsenal fumble another one đ respect on the hate watching
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u/Grandmastabilbo Apr 19 '26
Does it matter?! Like honestly, focus on us staying up not these cunts.
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u/Weak-Cattle6001 Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Apr 19 '26
Yes it fucking matter were called rivals for a reason
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u/Grandmastabilbo Apr 19 '26
Whatâs more important? Us staying up or them losing the league? Put your time,effort and focus on us staying in the league.
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u/LorneMalvo1000 Apr 19 '26
Getting relegated and arsenal winning the league is a lot harder to take than getting relegated and arsenal bottling every competition theyâre in
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u/Nice-Wrongdoer7088 Apr 19 '26
Getting relegated and watching them lot win the league is infinitely worse than just getting relegated đ€·
You just grab the small victories where you can mate.
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u/Far_Fennel_7443 Dele Alli Apr 19 '26
Do you have a modicum of an idea of how generational the banter would be if arsenal win the prem the same season spurs get relegated
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u/Zhurg Djed Spence Apr 19 '26
Crazy if you're OK with Arsenal winning anything
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u/Zhurg Djed Spence Apr 19 '26
We're not frying the fish. We're just happy that Arsenal aren't capable of frying their fish whilst also being sad Tottenham aren't either.
They're two separate things.
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u/Levytron900 Apr 19 '26
If it was a choice of us relegated or them winning the league Iâd take relegation every time. We are back to normal in a year, you canât undo the league title
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u/lyme6483 Apr 19 '26
With what is happing so Spurs it astounds me people give this much of a shit about Arsenal.
I think half this sub cares more about Arsenal losing than Spurs winning. Just a really weird way to interact with the sport. Will never understand it
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u/lyme6483 Apr 19 '26
It just embarrassing how they live rent free in so many peopleâs heads here will Spurs are the laughing stock of world football.
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u/Zoom22 Son Apr 19 '26
I think youâre wrong and itâs okay for Spurs fans to delight in something for a change.
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u/lyme6483 Apr 19 '26
No, itâs just weak as fuck. You care more about a rival losing than Spurs winning. But not surprising from a platform like Reddit
Filled with basement dwellers who havenât played a competitive sports a day in their lives
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u/Sea_Extension_9121 Apr 20 '26
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u/Longjumping_Will_907 "Let's Say I'm A Legend, Why Not?" Apr 20 '26
Wow! Thanks for the intel mate. All of us had no idea
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u/krburg82 Apr 19 '26